Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex  

IronsFetesSinai 56M
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10/31/2005 1:42 pm

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Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex


10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You have less guilt the next morning.

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

sexxiiallyforyou 35F
1 post
10/31/2005 2:39 pm

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IronsFetesSinai 56M
225 posts
11/4/2005 8:40 am

Would like to, but my im from here don't work.


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