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here's some one liners
7/30/2006 12:27 pm
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?|
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.