men -vs- dildo's ladies u know whos goin to win  

babygirlwana 36F
68 posts
9/4/2005 6:36 am

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4/14/2006 6:47 am

men -vs- dildo's ladies u know whos goin to win

TEN REASONS DILDOS ARE BETTER THAN MEN!!!
1-dildos dont cheat
2-dildos dont ask u for money
3-dildos never ask u too cook for them
4-dildos never yell at u and call u a bitch
5-dildos dont take ur car and dont bring it back for long peroids of time
6-dildos dont wach sports
7-dildos dont play xbox and ps2
8-dildos give it to ya whenever u want it
9-dildos u know what ur getting if their not good hell buy a new one
10-dildos cant get u knocked up
DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE MEN I JUST ANT FOUND ONE THATS BETTER THAN MY DILDO


Ecaffiene 52F

9/4/2005 7:50 am

Wow,thats really sad but i`ll take a sportswatching man anytime over a Dildo.You should try a MEN instead of the BOYS for a change.Men don`t ask you for money and they don`t take your car and not too many play xbox.If you let them yell at you,call you a bitch and let them cheat on you then you have a problem.But thats just me


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
9/4/2005 8:08 am

oh nahhh(slaps my forehead)!!!!.u will definitely find one 100% better than your dildo and when you do ..............*smirks*


rm_Sunaptein 48M

9/4/2005 9:15 am

It sounds like you're choosing men based on how they look without finding the content of their character. There are lots of really good guys out there. They may not dress trendy or have really big muscles or have a really big cock, but that may mean they're not as self absorbed as the poor choices you've probably been making.


rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
9/4/2005 10:30 am

lol.........It's seems to me that some people on this site need to laugh a little bit more and not take everything so seriously. Baby this is some funny shit! It would make a great card to go with someones first dildo,lol.


babygirlwana 36F

9/4/2005 11:45 am

to the people who think i choose a man based on looks i dont! i look at there hearts and how they treat me, but i tell you men change once they have u and ur already in love. im not a self absorbed bitch


sexysweetlover25 36F

9/4/2005 4:02 pm

You go girl. I love "dildos give it to ya whenever u want it". This is a wicked post. love it


brian55007
2 posts
9/6/2005 12:04 pm

Dildos cant buy you dinner. Dildos cant take you dancing. Dildos cant tell you, you are very pretty. Dildos cant eat you so long that they need to use your thigh as a napkin. dildos cant take you on a vacation. Hell, I got nothing against girls using dildos, hell, I even love to watch. But, I on the other hand will do all those other things too.


Hard2Bme1966 50M

9/6/2005 4:59 pm

Funny and I enjoied reading it.


babygirlwana 36F

9/6/2005 7:07 pm

i love when a man tells u, that u look good , but on the other hand i dont need a man to buy me stuff i have a job i dont like taking money from a man i think everyone should suppot them self i dont want to feel like i owe him anything! this was kinda written as joke when i was pissed off at a man and ppl need to laugh, i know a mans loving couldnt ever be replaced, but a dildo is a good temperary solution!


mickeyn1 45M

9/6/2005 7:11 pm

Yes sometimes its just not easy being a guy
Things that suck about being a guy:

The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry.
Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours.
You have to wear ties.
You can't flirt your way out of a jam.
"Women and children first."
And most men arent equipted with 2 C sized batteries.

But even being a male yes I had to laugh at this blog.


feralsavant 56M

9/12/2005 10:11 pm

I've been told 6218 times that I'm a better fuck BY a dildo. It said my ass is so firm and smooth, so tight and deep, that anywhere else it's been is just a disappointment in comparison. And besides, all I ask for in return is a nice breakfast the next morning and a phone call within three days.


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