Well, I jerked off...  

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6/27/2006 10:14 am

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6/27/2006 10:15 am

Well, I jerked off...


My date last fell through (of course, it always does) so as soon as I found out about that, I went and jerked off. What a bummer though, thought for sure I'd get laid last night.

Wow, what a release, I needed that. Now that I think about it maybe I'll do it again in a minute. Well, I should wait until I'm done blogging first I guess, so I'll make it brief.

I spent all day yesterday in downtown New York City - Manhattan, lower east side. Lots of pretty women to look at there. So, I'll think about one of them while I go jerk off in a minute.

Some girl er..Woman(tm) actually I met on here seems real. Too bad she's in Michigan. She likes women too, but so do I so that makes us have something in common. I think my ideal woman may be a lesbian, or well no not a lesbian but a bi-Woman(tm). I want a woman who wants other women as much as me, I don't mind sharing but for gods sake let me watch and jerk off or something - or better yet join in. I wonder if I'll ever find a woman like that? Do you think they exist? I don't think I'd ever leave my house again if I found one, except to get food and water and money. How would I get food and water and money I don't know but if I figure it out I'll let you know.

Anyway, time to go jerk off. Lemme dig up some porn on here to jerk off to. I love the lesbian porn where they're all sucking on each other and stuff. I'm a leg guy so I'll have to look I think I have some mpgs upstairs to beat off to..

Back in a bit with the cum report!

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