Definition of the day, or night as it is at this moment.  

rm_avion_5 58M
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6/21/2006 10:34 pm

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Definition of the day, or night as it is at this moment.

While listening to “28 Acts in 28 Minutes” a comedy show from the BBC, I heard the word “Minger”, and though I must have been here in the States too long (24 years this September) because I don’t know the meaning of the word.

So a little searching on the net yielded the following definitions, enjoy, these did bring a smile to my face, then again I do have an odd sense of humor.

Minger - a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down.

Minger - Someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it.

Minger - Although now more commonly used to define an extremely visually challenging appearance, the word minger originally came from Scottish Gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'. Now often used by chavs all over Britain to define anything remotely disgusting.

A side point here, a Chav or Chavs is defined as retards who think that they are rebels and also think that their local McDonalds is a 5-star restaurant.

Male chavs wear clothes and jewelry that come from a market; they have an attitude problem and have smoked since the age of 11.

Female chavs wear tight trousers and when they sit down they're thongs show, have fake blonde hair as straight as an ironing board or they have the "Corydon face-lift", they lost their virginity at the age of 14, they have a attitude problem and they have really really bad teeth.

Chavs also use stupid words such as "safe" or "mint" or "y'wot?" or "quali'ee" or my favorite "innit", what are they trying to say? It’s like trying to communicate with a tree.

Minger - Someone who smells or looks unclean, or is generally unattractive.

Minger - Someone with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

Minger - Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy pussy or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves. Word comes from northern England and from Scotland.

Just something to enlighten your day.

firecracker_02 57F
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1/12/2007 6:58 pm

Actually I have only heard the word "Minger" used in the south of England, primarily around the London area, never heard it in the North and was just over there for 2 months, got back mid Dec! Just wanted to share that with you.

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