Are you a real Texan  

avatar08 42M
62 posts
3/7/2006 10:40 am

Last Read:
3/12/2006 10:21 am

Are you a real Texan


My friend told me this one...

You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine,
> Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio , Burnet,
> Boerne, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie.
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> 2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and
> look for a funnel cloud.
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> 3. You've ever had to switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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> 4. You know that the true value of a parking
> space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the
> availability of shade.
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> 5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
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> 6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
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> 7. You measure distance in minutes.
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> 8. Little Smokies are something you serve only
> for special occasions.
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> 9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
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> 10. You listen to the weather forecast before
> picking out an outfit.
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> 11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
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> 12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their
> wedding date.
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> 13. You have known someone who has had a belt
> buckle bigger than your fist.
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> 14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
> ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
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> 15. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
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> 16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a
> Chevy Surburban 4x4 is.
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> 17. You know everything goes better with Ranch
> dressin'.
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> 18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you
> learned how to multiply.
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> 19. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to
> your friends.
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> 20. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever
> heard this conversation:
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> "You wanna coke"?
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> "yeah"
>
> "What kind"?
>
> "Dr. Pepper".

rm_jst4blog 48M/48F
37 posts
3/8/2006 9:36 pm

How about adding ...

You don't have to ask for a translation when listening to Jeff Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy.


southrnpeach333 50F

3/10/2006 7:45 am

I love being southern!!!!


avatar08 42M

3/12/2006 10:21 am

I was not born here in the south, but I do love living here...


wacoharleyman 43M
12 posts
3/18/2006 8:27 pm

Hell YEAH.
GOD BLESS TEXAS


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