To Bugger, or not to Bugger...  

aussie_bloke_1 48M
10 posts
11/18/2005 6:46 am

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To Bugger, or not to Bugger...

That is the question. Almost every person that I have had the misfortune of discussing the delicate topic of "Fucking a woman in the ass" has typically either shyed away from the question, gushed about how much they love it (in a manner that leaves you wondering if they've ever even been close to doing it), or lilted a wary eyebrow and sneered at you like a turd on a persian rug. What is the big deal? It's a love-hate thing... you either crave it or you don't. In the hands of a considerate partner, it can be the best thing since industrial strength vibrators, Viagra and de-sensitizing lubricants (mmmmmm...strawberry flavor). So ultimately, the question remains... who's up for it, who's not, and why?? have the floor.

PawPr1nt 51M
133 posts
11/18/2005 7:20 am

I'm no lady, but I'll throw the 2-cents-worth in on a couple's behalf. I don't think it is that black/white an issue, ie love or hate.

I have had experience of women who would never have discussed it, but under certain very pleasureable (for them) conditions, actually ASKED for it...

There are circumstances, if a guy does the right things, where the whole area 'down there' just gets ultra-sensitive. If, after the right waiting and preparation, you have managed to bring a woman to one of the best orgasms of her life whilst eating her pussy and fingering her ass, she very likely going to one day ask you to go fully anal on her whilst she wanks herself.

Once again, done well with patience and respect for the woman's control on the situation, it is usually not a one-off.

Not all women like it, but then again, not all men can interact with a woman well enough to let her try and decide under the best conditions.


11/18/2005 8:02 am

G-day mate,

Never yet taken the rear entrance. I am interested in trying it _butt_ I've never had a girl that also wanted to try it.

My best friend had a girl who insisted on doing it that way on a regular basis so I do gather that some female enthusiasts for it actually do exist.

He's a musician/songwriter and he even penned a little ditty about her called Ana Dana.

When I "wink, wink, nudge, nudge.... what's it like?ed" him he paused for a bit and then stated ...."it was tight".

So I at least got that clue as to what all the fuss might be about.


PS - My favorite Auzzie phrase... "hittin' the turps".


comecuffme 46F

11/18/2005 8:03 am

Hey darlin',
Well, I do have a couple of experiences that may help with your question. From my personal point of view, anal sex is great...with the right person. Now I am not saying that there needs to be an emotional connection, just someone who knows what they are doing. There is the arousal issue. For myself, I have to be highly aroused. For me there is some pain involved, but if I am aroused, the pain is quickly turned to pleasure. Lubricant...cannot stress this enough about the importance of it especially if you are using protection...body fluids are sometimes just not enough. If you are considerate to your partner, there will be more openess to this type of sex.
Unfortunately, many women are raised to believe that anything other than conventional sex is bad. There are also women who just downright don't like it.
I hope this helps and wish you happy anal!!!

aussie_bloke_1 48M
4 posts
11/18/2005 6:48 pm

You need to log off, hit the turps, go find a sheila who's beggin for a warradong in the cadbury canal, do the deed with skill and speed then get your tail back online to tell us how it is.

You're lettin the team down, mate. GET OUT THERE!! GET AROUND BEHIND, BLUE!! >>!

aussie_bloke_1 48M
4 posts
11/18/2005 7:14 pm

Very true in every aspect. You must have read my book. Especially true is your comment about how not all men are equipped with the sense to know what might feel good and what won't. These individuals effectively make the job of the bum connoiseur particularly difficult to explore. The one thing lacking from such bold experimentation by our dim-witted RESEARCH. I recommend to all of you who seem to have complaints from your anal efforts to try this small meditation exercise....

"Imagine you're in a world of pleasure.... your eyes are closed, your breathing is fast and exciting, the pleasure your partner is giving you almost has you on the brink of an explosion of unbelievable proportions. Then your partner gently touches your bumhole, and shoves a fucking SHOE in it!"

That's about what it would feel like, am I right PawPr1nt??

A little chivalry, gentlemen, will get you far.

PawPr1nt 51M
133 posts
11/19/2005 1:32 am

Bloke! I laughed my kacks off at you posts...

'Cadbury-Canal'... ROFL. And why not? The yanks have the 'Hershey Highway' Isn't it strange how chocolate fancies seem to pop-up in anal vocabulary? My fave is 'Brown-Hatter's Tea-Cakes'... AKA 'Farmers' (Giles), AKA 'Dukes' (of Argyll) ... piles

Gents, for the ladies who have had kids already, you want to bear in mind that they may have issues with their 'Apple Fritter', thanks to childbirth. The upside of a prima-/multigravida (google it..) is that they are less likely to be squeemish, in gynocological terms, about a bit of uphill gardening.

Oh, and for the ultimate in 'research', it might help if the blokes tried whapping an appropriately-sized/shaped dummy-dick up their own arses. You'll probably enjoy it a bit (God bless the prostate!), but will definitely help you work out what tempo and motion it takes to do it comfortably.

aussie_bloke_1 48M
4 posts
11/19/2005 4:40 am

(Inspiring pic, by the way...)
I agree 100% on the lubrication issue. In the future, I'm gonna have plastic surgery and implant a lubrication pump into my left testicle....just to keep things moving. Think about more losing momentum! Just squeeze the trigger located in your right nipple and "SPLURT", instant lube!!
You are right about girls being raised to believe that unconventional sex is bad. But my experience with these ladies is that they typically become rebels and do it because it IS naughty.
As for those who don't like it... no pressure from me. But if you ever change your mind.....

SaucyNSassy 39F

11/23/2005 11:27 am

I have to tell you, I am not one for pain. Well, not in my ass at I had a partner who was dying to have anal and I finally agreed to let him try. He was VERY patient, we used tons of lube and I couldnt even take the pain of his finger in my ass. I swear, the pain was like none I have ever experienced. I know that some women love it (my best friend does) but I don't. The thought alone makes me cringe. Even after the painful "fingers and tons of lube" night I let him try again one night after we'd been drinking. Again, tons of lube, he was very patient, but when he tried to put the head of his dick in my ass, I was instantly sober as I almost cried in pain. Needless to say, I was open to trying and I did try but I can't imagine that it will ever feel good. I just have a tight I wish all men that feel they need to shove their dick in someones ass... good luck!
Until Next Time,

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