Who's Ready To Camp???  

angelofmercy5 58F
12148 posts
7/14/2006 6:06 am

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Who's Ready To Camp???

Those of you who know me...really know me...know that my idea of camping is the Holiday Inn! That's about as rugged as I want it. Now, don't get me wrong....I like the great outdoors....but I want to go back to an air conditioned room with a shower and not have to slap bugs biting my ass while I ride yours!

But.....I'm inviting Blogland to go to Camp! Are you ready? Remember going to camp as a kid? Well, this will be SOoooooooo much better!

Are you in? Ready to sign up? Stay tuned!!!


Addy19742 42F

7/14/2006 7:11 am

I am not a true camper either!!!!!!!!!!! However, I think it would be good for me to get out of the box, so sign me up!


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
7/14/2006 7:53 am

Im IN! Im IN!....I love camping! Im a true Redneck camper kinda person!......only one thing I got to have....If in a tent, the tent has to have a floor in it and zip shut for the night time sleep...The thought of waking up with a snake curled up beside me, FREAKS ME OUT!


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
7/14/2006 7:57 am

Oh BTW.....I got to have an air matteress too. With my old body and sleeping on the ground....HELL they dont mix well....Im crippled in the morning and cant move very well.

ok Ill shut up now

Have a great Friday Angel!


HighPocKets1938 77M

7/14/2006 8:06 am

Never having the opportunity to go to camp, like the "city" kids, count me in dear.


norprin5 55M

7/14/2006 8:12 am

i love camping! um...do ya mind if i bring [post 425651]?

King Nor XVIII


horny4770 60M
8158 posts
7/14/2006 8:17 am

"I want to go back to an air conditioned room with a shower and not have to slap bugs biting my ass while I ride yours!" ...NOW that painted a picture...make more room!

H.


electriccompany 52M

7/14/2006 9:35 am

AW! Heck, yeah! Like when I was a kid, except it'll be Blogland Summer Camp!

I'm taking a Sharpie permanent marker and writing "electriccompany" on the waistband of my tighty-whities, because I know what's gunna happen. MYeah, I do! Despite the camp director's orders that "ONLY GIRLS IN THE GIRLS' CABINS AND ONLY BOYS IN THE BOYS' CABINS", some of the mean girls are going to sneak over to the boys' cabins in the middle of the night while we're sleeping. They're gunna slowly, quietly open the cabin door, creep in and steal all the boys' underoos.

At sunrise, we'll wake up and not find our undies and have to go to breakfast free-ballin', commando-style in our summer shorts! But that'll be so cool, 'cause we'll be going down the path saying, "We're soooo tough, we go commando! HNYeah, get it? Commando?" Then someone will say, "HNYeah! Commando!" like they really get it. But they don't! Because they're staring down at the path while they walk lookin' all confused and trying to figure out what's to get.

When we get to the pavillion where they serve that crappy, cafeteria-style runny eggs and cold bacon, then we'll find our undies! They'll be hanging like ornaments in the tree in front of the pavillion where the mean girls put them last night (those girls in cabin 8 can be sooo mean!).

Then I bet that mean Mary Jo (from CABIN 8, of course!) will try to say something mean to me in front of everybody like, "Hey, EE-Lek-Trik CUM-Puh-nee. You didn't have to write your stupid name on the waistband, coz I would have recognized them from where your hard-on stretched it all outta shape!" I will be so embarrassed and humiliated, but it'll kinda turn me on! Turned on because Mary Jo is kinda hot in a tough-li'l-slut kinda way! Then all the rest of the girls from cabin 8 are gunna go bug-eyed and hold their hands up to their gaping mouths for a moment.

"What?" Mary Jo will say to the rest of cabin 8. "WHA- Ut???!?"
"Oew mah gawd! Mary Jo has a crush on Electric and has been staring at his danger zone!" her very best friend will observe.

Then Mary Jo will turn so RED and cover her agape mouth with her hand as her little friends squeal about it all! When I realize that Mary Jo has been scoping me out I will be so much more turned on! When she looks back over at me, she'll see how my commando boner done popped out of my shorts all by itself! And for the first time tough-girl Mary Jo will be frozen and speechless ... cuz of ME (and Mr. Happy)!

Then I'll grab it and shake it at her and shout, "Take a picture! It'll last longer! That's whatcha want, isn't it? MAR-EE JO?!? That's whatcha want, right? YEW WANNIT!" That's gunna be SOOOO COOOOOOL!

Marked undies. CHECK. Swim goggles to check out the girls in the pool. (I'll be so subtle, noone will know what I am doin~!) CHECK. Jerkins brand hand lotion for if I don't have a date for the Last Chance Dance. BIG CHECK!

Okay! I'm all packed and ready for the bus to pick me up!


electriccompany 52M

7/14/2006 9:48 am

Oops. I'll need more stuff than that. After all, this camp is hosted by Adultery Fiend Fingerer!

Flip flops. CHECK. Trojan's multi-flavor variety pack. CHECK. Dr. Porkenheimer's Olde Fashioned Cooter Lube No. 9. CHECK.

What's everybody else packin'? <------(loaded question!)


BowelLikesSaint 56M
142 posts
7/14/2006 10:36 am

I like to camp, but the heat and the bugs does kind of hurt the fun of it. Breakfast on a open fire, coffee perking in the morning, yep those are good things about it. My special lady believes as you do though. She would camp at the Holiday Inn too. No heat for her!


fortunaswm 61M/52F

7/14/2006 10:38 am

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - well, not sure about the Holiday Inn thing - obviously you haven't been camping with me - I'm 6-2 and can stand in my tent - no problem - queen size air mattress with lots of blankets and pillows - no sleeping bags here (though backpacking is another story - don't sound like you would care for that one)

OK then - I'll give it a go - sign me up


VATraveler1948 68M

7/14/2006 12:47 pm

Camp sounds like fun. Where will we sleep? Will I need to bring my pajamas? Can we skinny dip in the lake? So many questions...


Greekgirl4u06 39F

7/14/2006 1:18 pm

never been camping in my whole life, guess i watched too many of the Friday the 13th movies when they always had to walk a mile in the woods to take a pee after screwing and got slayed, lol.....


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

7/14/2006 1:51 pm

I'm always ummm well Ready....
...And Yeah for me I'm #10,000 commenter WOOO HOOOO.

Ready


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
7/14/2006 1:58 pm

camping???? how about mosquitos???? will the holiday inn be near????


spacecadet561 59M

7/14/2006 2:58 pm

I'm with you on the camping out in a hotel, Angel! Let's just take over a big one and turn it into our "campground". We can max out the room occupancy and swap roommates each day. Maybe we should make it the grand opening housewarming for the brothels in Sexykitty Productions' Sexprentice, and then move on to Katsback's condo and open it properly.

SpaceCadetù


sexyariesgirl 57F

7/14/2006 4:09 pm

Oh Angel! I'm with you darlin....it's a standing joke in my family that MY idea of roughing it is Motel 6!!!!!!!! lol (But I did always like summer camp....we stayed in cabins...NOT TENTS....and there were always lots of cute boys across the lake! lol)

Power To FOK


SacredStarDance

7/14/2006 4:37 pm

I love camping..but in Florida.. no way..alergic to gators

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twirly_girl 47F

7/14/2006 4:54 pm

Ohh... I love to go camping.

sign me up!

-Nikki


MaggiesWishes 59F

7/14/2006 5:12 pm

Can I bring my "teddy"bare...errr bear?

I've got "Brownie" skills


timberwolf6972 44M

7/14/2006 5:50 pm

I'd love to do some camping! Mo and I have discussed the idea of going into the woods without so much as clothes and see how long we could survive. It will probably never happen but I would be up for the challenge if the opportunity to do this ever came up. I know several things about surviving off the land and I think we would do just fine. Now this would probably not be something that most people would ever consider trying but I would welcome the challenge. {=}


MarcoPolo197676 39M
541 posts
7/14/2006 6:03 pm

I really used to like it, but about half way through the first year of college I lost interest. Nowadays I'm working in the great outdoors, I get my fill of flora and fauna. When I'm on a vacation I want a total vacation, I dont want to be dealing with the same everyday garbage I deal with every day.


rm_Shortdogg65 51M
672 posts
7/14/2006 6:11 pm

10 years in the boyscouts. I know how to camp. And I will cum prepared. Shortdogg


redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
7/14/2006 6:27 pm

OK, OH, you got my attention but needs to be way better than kids' camp......


redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
7/14/2006 6:28 pm

OK, OK, you got my attention but this needs to be way better than kids' camp......


rm_aWench4U 61M/61F
741 posts
7/14/2006 7:31 pm

Angel,

From one Angel (orNot) to another, I'm glad to join the camping trip. Just promise me it won't be like the one Hailey Mills orchestrated in The Parent Trap!

I have some very fond memories of trips my family took, along with the ones when I was in the Youth Group at church. I had my first beer and joint with the priest--what was up with that???

I'm here (on this site) because of Julie's urging. (We used to work together at the school where I teach.) She told me I simply had to visit your Blog, as well as a few others. I look forward to getting to know you.

Angela


Remember the past but do not dwell there.
Face the future where all our hopes stand.


~Angela


bigandtallreturn 37M

7/14/2006 7:34 pm

I've never gone camping. Hell, I suck at fishing.

But I'm in!



"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
7/14/2006 9:22 pm

I'm thinking an orgy in the air-conditioned room sounds way better than a sweaty stinky tent! Ohhhh this is camping...sawryy!!
I love camping!...all except the Portable Potty thingys!!!!
Just EWWWWWWWWWW!

xoxo
sweetSinn


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
7/14/2006 10:17 pm

    Quoting Greekgirl4u06:
    never been camping in my whole life, guess i watched too many of the Friday the 13th movies when they always had to walk a mile in the woods to take a pee after screwing and got slayed, lol.....
Well hell..now why'd you have to bring THAT up??? Ok Ms Angel, I'm in...BUT...only if you'll swear to walk with me to the b-room at 3am with a LOADED shotgun and no 4" heels...(in case we have to run). Deal???

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


OboesHonedIambs 62F

7/14/2006 11:29 pm

Yeah, I can see it now - cocktails in the woods, battery operated blenders churning out margharitas by the gallon & us all in our finest lingere (even some of the "normal" guys making fun by getting a little drag queen-y on us), with little chinese fans to waft away the deer flies.

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


BadAssBlonde1 56F
4989 posts
7/17/2006 12:10 am

Dear Angel,

Thank you for the invitation darlin' but I don't camp outdoors. Never went to Camp as a child either. It does sound interesting though. I would love to be able to stroll through and check things out if that would be ok? I'll be in and out on occasion and love dancing under the stars. That has been one of my favorite things to do on the beach. If by chance I am available I could teach a class or two. My qualifications would be in the area of Meet & Greets - How to have a successful one; an art class pertaining to a true appreciation of the nude body. Both of these come quite natural and if needed, I could provide references Also, if anyone forgot to bring anything I could possibly help out that way. I shall stay tuned for the fun.

Warmly,
Lady Hunter

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