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For all of you who are sick of preparing for Christmas, just some useless facts to brighten your day.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its' brain.
It is physically impossible to lick your elbow.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
If Barbie were lifesize, her measurments would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet 2 inches tall, and her full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. ( who the hell measured that)
The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes. (unless its the pig after the 30 minute orgasm)
12/20/2005 6:49 am
That IS entertainment Fly! How funny. I'll have to try that one on the kids here. Merry Christmas. |