Naughty Nurses Part 2  

angelofmercy5 58F
12148 posts
4/22/2006 6:38 am

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Naughty Nurses Part 2

Yesterday, I posed a question that got some interesting comments. And drove me, as a nurse, to do a little research. What I found surprised me in some ways.....and in others was no surprise at all.

First, many many people, men and women, have fantasies about nurses. The #1 fantasy begins with the sponge bath. Boy, can I remember giving sponge baths many years ago. As a young , naive, and unmarried student....older nurses took great pleasure in assigning me to bathe men who had been hospitalized for a long time. One young man in his mid 20's (I was 18 years old) had been in traction and casts....and hospitalized for two months. (for some of you younguns here....people used to be hospitalized for much longer periods of time years ago. If you had meant a week or two in the hospital.) Well, of course you know that as soon as I started bathing him a huge tent appeared under those covers.

Female nurses didn't have to bathe male patients private parts....we could call for an orderly to do that....male orderly. But then you had to wait forever for one to get to your floor and your patient. So, two of us students were assigned one day to the geriatic floor. And one of the patients we had to bathe was a elderly man in a coma. Well, we bathed him....changed his sheets...and called for an orderly to bathe his genitals. We waited, and waited, and waited. Me, always being the efficient one finally said to my fellow student nurse...... "We might as well do this ourselves! After all, he is in a coma!" So, she reluctantly agreed. No sooner did I put my hands and that warm washcloth on this mans genitals did he "come alive". His one hand latched onto my friends butt and his other hand grabbed my boob! And he had a death grip! We couldn't reach the call button.....I tried pulling on his penis....he just held on tighter. We ended up having to "yell" for help! And of course, all the older floor nurses came in laughing hysterically! They knew what would happen if we washed this perverted old man's privates! And we were the butt of their jokes the rest of that week!

Needless to say, the next day, that man waited to have his genitals washed by the male orderly!

So, you tell me.......Do you have any specific fantasies about nurses?

VATraveler1948 68M

4/22/2006 6:41 am

Hee hee hee, do I ever have fantasies about nurses. Care to explore the dark side of my mind?

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/22/2006 10:02 pm:
I don't know VAT.....that dark side of your mind seems like an endless cavern sometimes! LOL

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
4/22/2006 9:35 am

Yes I do! An embarrassing but erotic (before I knew what that word meant) experience with a nurse when I was about 14 that heads up that fantasy. However, these lips are sealed!

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/22/2006 1:17 pm:
Horny....please unseal those lips! How will this nurse give you your medicine if your lips are sealed! Besides....I can't stand not knowing now that I know you have a story to tell!

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
4/22/2006 10:38 am

no but rich very old doctors i do

I'm a

i'm here to stay

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/22/2006 1:19 pm: thats a fantasy I can understand! lol Leave it up to you to come up with that one my friend! Happy Easter!

saddletrampsk 54F

4/22/2006 11:16 am

I have always fantasized about wearing the sexy lil nurse's uniform..hehehe are cordially invited to [post 319220]..make sure and wear your sexiest nurse's uniform..

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/22/2006 1:20 pm:
Saddle....and you know you would look fabulous in that costume too! I'll run over and see what your extravaganza is all about. Thanks for the invite!

LabioBent 104M
2082 posts
4/22/2006 11:59 am

Other than a bed bath?

Sure do!

And I hope it happens before I'm issued a wheelchair!


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/22/2006 1:20 pm:
I hope so too Labio!!!! Want to tell me what it is? Or do I have to guess?

LabioBent 104M
2082 posts
4/22/2006 1:28 pm

Let me see!

How about you take 3 quesses!

Let's see where your imagination takes you and thereby confirm that we are on the same wavelength!


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/22/2006 1:45 pm:
Labio...hmmmmmm....lets see!
1. Begins with a sexy sponge bath....avoiding your pubic area until you have grown so hard it can't be ignored any longer!
2. Shaving your pubic area for surgery...and the nurse just can't resist licking now that you're nice and clean.
3. An anal exam???? With her tongue???

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

4/22/2006 1:37 pm

I loved your story!! Very funny!

My husband wants me to get a Nurse outfit from one of the local sex toy shops. It is a real turn on for him. Guess, it could be worse...He hasn't asked me to dress up like Big Bird!! LOL

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/22/2006 1:46 pm:
Pragmatic...your husband sounds like a lot of fun! You should definetly get one! You'd look great in it....and fulfill a fantasy for both of you! Want to borrow some medical instruments????

oldude1946 70M

4/22/2006 3:02 pm

Watch out for us ol guys

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/22/2006 9:54 pm:
I know Oldude! I know!

fantasylover_05 62M

4/22/2006 3:40 pm

That is soooo funny!!!!

I can't say I have a fantasy about a nurse in a "medical" sense... though I would not mind exploring under those white unforms and thigh highs!!

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/22/2006 9:56 pm: know...we don't really wear thigh highs under those uniforms. In my case, I usually wear white tights! But....I'm thinking that I may just have to wear thigh highs once in awhile...and make people wonder what I'm smiling about! What do you think?

rocko1019 66M

4/22/2006 5:07 pm

Maybe its all that white they wear. The nurses today aren't as sexy looking. They wear that blue or green Dr's. scrub outfit. Your story was funnythough. I was a orderly at a geriatric hospital when I was in college. Never got the reaction you did though.

cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/22/2006 6:19 pm

Not really, after the first experience I had like that. Hernia surgery check up b-4 they let me go home. Well he was kinda hidin, and she was HOT. talk bout embarassed. But I did learn to keep him shaved from then on.

seek_u_topia 50M

4/22/2006 8:50 pm

I am rolling on the floor! that story is hilarious! All my nurse fantasies involve you Angel.

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/22/2006 9:59 pm:
Seek u...awwwwwwww! "Hi, my name is Angel, and I'm going to be your nurse today"!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/22/2006 9:11 pm

No, not until now...I didn't realize you were a nurse...


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/22/2006 9:54 pm:
Lusty.....and now that you know...are you in need of some TLC? lol! Have a great weekend Lusty !

micahbiguns 50M

4/22/2006 10:12 pm

Hey have you been reading my dirty perveted mind?

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/22/2006 1:45 pm:
Labio...hmmmmmm....lets see!
1. Begins with a sexy sponge bath....avoiding your pubic area until you have grown so hard it can't be ignored any longer!
2. Shaving your pubic area for surgery...and the nurse just can't resist licking now that you're nice and clean.
3. An anal exam???? With her tongue???

If not how did you know my norse fantasy?

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/23/2006 6:49 am:
Wow Micah! Was I really that close?

LabioBent 104M
2082 posts
4/23/2006 3:37 am

You certainly read my mind!

What about "On a gurney in the hall?" Perhaps not! Who would we ask to push?


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/23/2006 6:51 am:
Labio..hmmmm a guerney in the hall??? How about a push into the elevator...and continue the fantasy from there!

VATraveler1948 68M

4/23/2006 6:53 am

Angel... I resent the inference that my mind is an endless cavern, I prefer to think of it as an abyss.

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/23/2006 7:05 am:
VAT...ok abyss then! But you see, a cavern I might like to explore...but I'm afraid to fall into an abyss.

spacecadet561 59M

4/23/2006 8:40 am

I gave up my nurse fantasy a long time ago due to a real nurse who, while pretty, was less sexy than any of my female relatives, even going back a couple of generations.


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/23/2006 2:37 pm: that one nurse ruined it for you huh? Too bad for the rest of us! Thats a good one! Thanks for commenting!

HighPocKets1938 77M

4/23/2006 2:07 pm

I have a few true stories but they will remain for my memoirs, yet to be written.

However my dear Angel, you can take part in any or all of my fantasies at anytime you get up the nerve to join in.

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/23/2006 2:38 pm:
Highpockets....well, we will all wait for you memoirs then! And I bet they will be worth reading!

LabioBent 104M
2082 posts
4/23/2006 6:00 pm

You DO read my mind!


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/23/2006 6:15 pm:
Kind of scary, huh?????

mycin62 54F

4/23/2006 9:41 pm

HELL NO!!! All I can say is EW! To much like work.

As for the male patient thing. One time I had to put a foley into a 19 year old overdose pt. He was unresponsive, even to the sternal rub. So, I go in alone to put the foley in. As soon as I get the thing in his dick, he starts swinging all 4 extremeties. Here I am, with his dick in my hands, him swinging at me and I'm screaming for help!

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/24/2006 4:38 am:
Mycin....sounds like some of my stories! Nice to hear from another medical professional!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
4/24/2006 12:13 am

I've acted out someones nurse fantasy before but never had one of my own.

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/24/2006 4:39 am: that you mention it...I think it is mostly men who have nurses fantasies. I guess again, that is reflective of the fact that the perception in society is that nurses are female. I personally know some fabulous male nurses.

campfirecozy 66M

4/24/2006 4:16 am

As you well know, nurses speak matter-of-factly about body parts, and, have the nicest, business-like manners for geting someone out of their clothes... I hang around with nursing educators and I believe them to be the most delightful, teasing, perverts on the planet...'such great stories!


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/24/2006 4:41 am: are so right! And we do love to tell our perverted stories. A few of my nursing friends and I get together once a month for stay in touch. Last time we had a "non medical" person with us...and she was grossed out that we can talk about body functions while eating.....doesn't bother us at all. We have some great poop stories by the way! Not very sexy, is it?

LabioBent 104M
2082 posts
4/24/2006 7:53 am

Not scared at all!
Now, where is the nearest high-rise hospital? Who has the elevator key? What the hell, let it stop on all 25 floors, up and down!

Let ExBrit conjure up a fantasy for this scenario!


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/25/2006 5:13 pm:
And Expat could do it too you know!

micahbiguns 50M

4/25/2006 12:02 pm

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/23/2006 6:49 am:
Wow Micah! Was I really that close?

Well 2 out of three I will let you guess which 2 lol

angelofmercy5 replies on 4/25/2006 5:13 pm:
Micah...I can guess which two! lol

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