I Guess You Had To Be There!  

angelofmercy5 59F
12148 posts
5/13/2006 11:45 am

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I Guess You Had To Be There!

Last night was a rough night at my house. I do not usually sleep on my back...and so I am now dealing with a sore back from spending so much time on it. Also, the grandkids ended up here yesterday.....and although I stayed in bed like a good girl for the most part...I did get lots of hugs...and moved around more than I should have. And my poor hubby was exhausted after running after them all afternoon.

So, we climbed into bed about 9 and watched a movie together. Hubby hooked his C-PAP machine up and went to sleep. I kind of moved around trying to get comfortable and watched Nick at Nite. About 3am, the dog was insistent that she needed to go outside. I considered taking her out myself....after all, I wasn't asleep. But I knew I'd catch it if my husband woke up and realized that I was outside. So, I woke him up...and he was groggy from the sleeping aid he took...but he got up and trudged outside dutifully.

Then at 6:30...the dog...in the middle of the bed started making those gross doggy puking noises and I yelled for my husband.....who jumped up stark naked, still hooked to the C-PAP and tried to get the dog over to the tile floor. The hose to his machine only stretched so far...and then the machine fell over...my hubby's ass was in the air...and the dog kind of got tossed down the hall.

Now...I know it wasn't very gracious of me...but it struck me funny...and I couldn't help laughing at the sight in front of me. I got up and got a towel and helped clean up the water from the C-PAP....and all the while I kept giggling. All I could see was that startled dog....sleepy husband...and bare ass!

I wish you could have been here!

JazzDlight 59F

5/13/2006 12:19 pm

OMG that is too funny...thanks for the giggle, I needed it. Jazz

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 2:00 pm:
Jazz...it was funny...but not to my hubby at the moment it happened!! Thanks for stopping by!

MWWwantsmore 51F

5/13/2006 12:19 pm

Glad to hear you are feeling better. Laughter is good medicine!

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 2:01 pm:
MWW...it is good to laugh! And it is good to be beyond this surgery! Laughter IS the best medicine!

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
5/13/2006 12:26 pm

So glad you are home! Good to hear you still have a sense of humor. So let's see, do I have a joke for you? Hmmm.
Thinking, Thinking...

OK, got it!

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the
sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.
He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked
what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women
I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once
in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam
said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots
after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay
for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He
headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog,
paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only
girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home,
my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home
with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex
with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little
boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and
Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump
the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when
Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have
sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the
Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the
disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG."

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 2:02 pm:
SR.....its good to be home! And good to talk to you again here in the blogs! Now...that was some little boy...and some loyalty to his frog, wasn't it?

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
5/13/2006 12:45 pm

LOL! That sounds like a funny sight! Thank you for the giggle!!! Too funny!


angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 2:03 pm:
Whisper....you know how it is when something that isn't meant to be funny really tickles your funny bone? This was one of those times! Thanks for stopping by.

VATraveler1948 68M

5/13/2006 1:47 pm

Geez, what a sense of humor. I sympathize completely with your husband. When I was younger I used to awaken almost instantly and could be reasonably functional in a few seconds. Now, at 57, I find it takes me a few moments to recognize what it is that is disturbing my sleep, remember where I am, convince my body to respond and finally, get my fat ass out of the bed.

I can just see your husband stumbling around groggily, dragging the hoses for the frigging C-PAP machine and trying to figure out where the fire was. And you laugh at him. Hell, it's enough to make me want to sleep in a sweatsuit or pajamas. Too bad you didn't have your digital camera handy...

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 2:21 pm:
VAT....I know that I was laughing at my husbands expense...but haven't you ever had something happen like that that you just couldn't stop laughing about? Everytime I see it in my mind's eye....I chuckle again. So....I take it you sleep in the nude too? lol

mycin62 54F

5/13/2006 1:50 pm

LMAO, must have been a sight!!!

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 2:21 pm:
Mycin.....it was! And even picturing it again makes me giggle.

Looking0100 54M

5/13/2006 2:31 pm

Hello Angel,

It is nice to know that you can laugh, even if it is at someone else's expense.

Is your back still sore?

How did you husband react to your laughing at his misfortune?

Would you like me to gently stroke your back for a while? I can just give it a good massage.

Take Care,

Jon C.

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 4:48 pm:
Jon....you left me the nicest comments and wishes before the surgery. I'm glad to have the chance to tell you how much that meant to me! My husband laughed too....after he got himself fully awake! And I'll take a back massage anytime! Thank you.

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
5/13/2006 2:47 pm

Happy Mother's Day, Angel! {=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 4:49 pm:
Goddess...thank you! And the same to you! I know you are having a great time with the "girls"....and next time, I hope I can join you!

fantasylover_05 62M

5/13/2006 2:50 pm

Oh you have such a deep dark sense of humor Angel!!

(turns head away so no one can see him laughing his ass off! )

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 4:50 pm:
Fantasylover.....I know! But you just can't help laughing sometimes, can you? How nice of you to stick up for the mens side...and try not to let hubby know you were really laughing too!

rocko1019 66M

5/13/2006 3:01 pm

Glad to see your feeling better and things are getting back to normal

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 4:51 pm:
Rocko.....thank you! You have been such a supporter to me through all of this. Things really are getting better every day!

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/13/2006 3:22 pm

I would love to be a fly on the wall in your life for just a couple of days. You have the funniest stories. LMAO

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 4:52 pm:
Cru...we do have fun here! And its so nice not to feel all the stress I felt before the surgery! I'm so glad to hear from you hear....I have been thinking and praying for you! Let me know if there's anything I can do....or if you just need to talk!

HighPocKets1938 78M

5/13/2006 3:32 pm

My sweet Angel, I am so sorry about your sore back and the effect your laughing had on your hubby dear. But just the picture of you there laughing brings warm feelings all over me. Tell your hubby I feel for him but your laughing, after all of your trouble, is worth it.

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 4:53 pm:
You know what Highpockets? This afternoon....we were talking about it...and he really did laugh at the situation himself! You know what the sweet thing is? He would do anything for me....even in his sleep!

pleasureyourclit 66M
836 posts
5/13/2006 3:34 pm

Thats really cute ... glad you're listening to the doctors.

Happy Mother's Day ...sweetie!

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 4:54 pm:
Pleasure....I'm being a good girl! I really am. Thank you my dear friend for being here and walking through this whole thing with me! You are just very special!

Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

5/13/2006 4:16 pm

I do not like to say this, but hell. Glad I ain't your hubby. That is just wrong. Good man, to put up with it.

Ya can take that offensive fine, but I take your post as offensive, as equality didn't have any significance in this post.

Brand that too.


angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 4:59 pm:
Gee Cowboy! Did ya get off your horse on the wrong side? This post was not meant as offensive....in any way. My husband even got a good chuckle out of it himself. The point was just a series of events that happened too fast to stop it from happening....and sometimes you just have to laugh at life! And right now, he is taking very good care of me post operative....and he would just do anything I ask....and I ask very little. Brand that!

Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

5/13/2006 5:40 pm

Ohh angel.. I was just puttin' myself in his shoes! Like I said I didn't mean it as offensive, just speaking my mind.

Ohh sense your into branding, ya gonna turn me on!

So that is what I meant.

Hope all has cleared and ya have your halo!

Have a wonderful weekend!

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 7:17 pm:
Cowboy.....you are too cute! But if you enjoy branding.....bring it on! lol Actually....my hubby has a great sense of humor! And so do you!

oldude1946 71M

5/13/2006 5:57 pm

If I had been there I know I would have laughed

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 6:44 pm:
Oldude...I know you would have! And it wouldn't be laughing "at" it would be laughing "with"! Love ya!


5/13/2006 6:11 pm

lol... too funny.. Happy Mothers day

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 6:45 pm:
Mrsmuff....I was just looking out the window awhile ago and thinking about you dancing under the stars....it is beautiful here right now! I hope you know just how much I appreciate you!

VATraveler1948 68M

5/13/2006 6:11 pm

You said: VAT....I know that I was laughing at my husbands expense...but haven't you ever had something happen like that that you just couldn't stop laughing about? Every time I see it in my mind's eye....I chuckle again. So....I take it you sleep in the nude too? lol

I've had a lot of things happen to me that were hilarious, side splitting funny, and I laugh at myself all the time. I guess that if it had been me stumbling around your bedroom in a daze I sure I would have laughed too... eventually.

I used to sleep in the nude... but I've decided to change my habits just in case someting like this ever happens to me.

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 6:47 pm:
VAT....you are too funny! Now, don't change your sleeping habit! I kind of like a man who sleeps in the nude! Then when they get one of those night time erections everyone was talking about here today.....you can see the "tent"! lol

Looking0100 54M

5/13/2006 6:27 pm


Let me know when you need a back massage, and I will glady give you one. I know that you like them. I want to share myself with you and I enjoy doing just that.

I still give you the best of wishes! I want to be be fully functioning soon. Please take care of yourself and let others do things for you.

Your friend,

Jon C.

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/13/2006 7:18 pm:
Jon....you are so sweet! I believe you would share yourself...and nurse me back to health all on your own if you could! Thank you for being such a sweetheart!

rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
5/14/2006 12:25 am

So, what's your point, Angel? Sounds normal to me!!! lol!!! NOT!!

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/14/2006 4:24 am:
Unlistedone....too funny! I've been missing you my special friend! 143

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/14/2006 2:02 pm

PMSL,sorry hubby but its funny you also watch you don't open your stiiches from laughing

I'm a

i'm here to stay

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/14/2006 3:36 pm:
Papy.....finally...someone who sees the humor in this! Actually, after he got fully awake...hubby saw the humor in it also!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
5/15/2006 2:35 am

Huge grin on my face as I'm reading this and imagining the scene. If it were me, I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing.

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/15/2006 5:19 am:
Curious....I know just what you mean! And thats just how I felt.

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
5/15/2006 6:25 pm

Oh Shame on YOu....(LMAO too)...but really, Angel...shame, shame shame on you. (giggling profusely!!) (Hope you had your giggle pillow)

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/15/2006 10:25 pm:
I had my giggle pillow Impish! And you know that they say laughter is the best medicine....so I just had to convince him that it was good for me to laugh!

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