How To Spend More Time in Bed  

angelofmercy5 58F
12148 posts
5/31/2006 10:18 am

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How To Spend More Time in Bed

Gotcha.....didn't I? You thought this was going to be about sex......come on, admit it!

If you want to spend more time in bed....just overdo it after major surgery. I was a bad Angel this weekend and just did more than I should have and now I'm paying for it. My abdominal area is so sore that I can't sit up for any great length of time. So, the doctor said "I told you to listen to your body! And apparently you don't listen unless your body screams!"

Well, he's right! And now I'm paying for it. I've been ordered back to bed for awhile....and it's boring. So, I'd love it if you'd just stop by and tell me a joke, or give me a hug......cause this is one Angel who's feeling a little sorry for herself today.

digdug41 49M

5/31/2006 10:40 am

well you naughty girl you stay in bed and big cyber hugz to ya, rest angel or else!

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/31/2006 10:52 am:
Thanks Dig.....I'm on my way to amuse myself reading your blog! love ya!

HighPocKets1938 77M

5/31/2006 11:01 am

Your "Hi" post just disapperaed tis true.
so I will just repeat my lil message to you
You better listen to this ol Doc too
Rest is the best thing for you

A lil bird once said as it flew round my head
If you dont listen you might as well be dead
cause like that ole bane of the overdoer
will take advantage of it like a common-sewer

Angel had a "Senior Moment", it now does appear
It happens at times, but sweetness, have no fear
They don't show up to cause harm you know
Just to remind us "Did I remember I need to or do I have to go"

The same thing will happen too, like at the fridge
Open the door and "D***", again theres that bridge
"Why am I here, Oh I could just shout
Am I putting this in or taking it out"

As time goes by and things settle down once more
Those "Senior Moments" will send you to the local store
To buy that ONE something that you desperately need
Only at home, everythings there but "THAT PACKET OF SEED"

or whatever, it was the only thing that you had sought
But IS the only thing that you had actually NOT bought
I now write things down on a list
and when I return with everything in my lil fist

Nary a sign of what I went after CAN I SEE
Next time, I am going to take that d*** list WITH ME
Along with a pen to check off each itme that I buy
And with pride in my step, my head held so high

I return to my desk and there I can now place
my treasure, with a smile on my face
Right next to that one that caused me my trip to town
That was not there when I started this messing around

Welcome to the club my sweet Angel, so dear
It will get worse, of that have no fear
But turning that corner is just a small part
Of the fun to come, when you get to Walmart.

Hugs and Kisses, to you I truly do send with love
And hope your feeling so much better, and a cherub above
will guide you through the awful maze that is so nifty
that comes from that day you finally reached fifty

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/31/2006 11:11 am:
HP....cute poem! And I hope I'm not having senior moments! I don't know what happened to that other post. There was more to it than "hi"....and then it was gone altogether. We'll wait and see if it reappears somehow. lol Thank you for the always make me smile.

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
5/31/2006 11:02 am

dunno what's going on, whenever i come to your blog i'm not feeling to good ... we ordered take-aways tonite, and after more than an hour they have NOT arrived and i'm starving ... i think that listening to your body only when it's screaming is sometimes me too!! please look after yourself cos i really want you to be well!!

[blog freelove999]

angelofmercy5 replies on 5/31/2006 11:10 am:
Freelove....I hope your food has come and you are feeling better! And I also hope that it is not coming to my blog that makes you feel sick! lol You be well too little momma! love ya!

rm_pagan380 64M
4405 posts
5/31/2006 11:03 am

Big warm huggies to my Angel! Be good and do as your told or I'll have to spank you. (is that a threat or a treat?)

Come play naked in the sunshine and dance naked under the stars.


angelofmercy5 replies on 5/31/2006 11:07 am: that a threat or a promise???? I'll try to be good. But you may have to pack up the Beaver and get our your paddle!

penguinluvr 58M
1083 posts
5/31/2006 11:05 am

Trying to rush your recovery? Bad Angel! Not that I ever did that (blush). Did I ever tell you about leading an aerobic dance class 3 days post-op from removing my hip hardware? That stung a bit, might be the reason why the gluteus medius didn't heal properly.


SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
5/31/2006 11:24 am

OK, what happened to the post that just said Hi? Go through all the trouble to leave a comment and it goes bye bye. Well I never! Just kidding my dear. Hope you at least saw the comments.

So now you get to relax and read a good book or watch TV or blog like nobody's business.

Now you take care. Although it is a good sign that you want to be active.

southrnpeach333 50F

5/31/2006 11:25 am

Back to bed for, relax and deserve the break.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
5/31/2006 11:27 am


and sum sparez too ~hugz~

rm_Keystone3812 65M
583 posts
5/31/2006 11:41 am

Dammit!!!!!!!! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, WILL YA?????

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
5/31/2006 12:09 pm

big hugs do as your told for a change the quicker you do that the quicker you will be back on your feet

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_mariner464 70M
40 posts
5/31/2006 12:23 pm

Here is a big hug .... Yesterday I walked into my wifes bedroom, to find her butt naked jumping on the bed, giggelin' like a kid; "Are you loosin' it!" I asked.
No she replied, I just got some good news & I'm happy.
So I asked what was the good news.
I had a mammorigram & the Doc said that my breasts were as good as any 18 Y/O.
Well I had to say it "Did he mention the fat, lazy, ass you drag aroun' every where you go.
"No" she replied sarcastically "YOUR name never came up once!"

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
5/31/2006 12:53 pm

Angel, please, listen to your body! It speaks loud and clear!
And there is no way you can outwit it! So, please, no overdoing
any physical activity until you are perfect. Thinking of you.

firestarter665 42M/39F

5/31/2006 12:56 pm

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on

Wife: All right, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself!

vrec_dawn 39M

5/31/2006 1:28 pm

Hmm. And here I thought bed should be the one place that isn't boring. I guess the saying is true, it's not about what you know, but who who you know.

But get some rest dammit. Broken angels make baby Jesus cry.

Looking0100 54M

5/31/2006 1:36 pm


You were never a bad angel. You may have been a bit unwise, but never ever bad.

Now please, get some body rest. I will come over there and give you a big hug for support. I do not know if you care to have my love. But, if you do, it is here for you right now. And you probably need someone to hold your hand tight. I want to do that for you.

Just to let you know, I will not do or say anything to you on your posts that was as bad as anything on one of ShayeDK's posts from a month and a half ago, or a few of [blog hippie_square]'s posts from two weeks ago. I might say the word "love" on your posts sometimes, but I am NOT trying to date you, and I do not care if you give me your love.

Just wondering. Do you care if I leave the AdultFriendFinder blogs and all of AdultFriendFinder? That will happen next Tuesday, unless something big causes a change of heart. I will be talking to my clinician this Friday after work. I will see what see says about the problem. Then I will take it from there.

Please take good care of yourself and stay off your feet as much as is humanly possible. Do you have friends or relatives who can help you out while you are bedridden? What about your husband? Just ask for help and I am sure people will fall all over each other trying to get you what you need.

Maybe still a friend,

Jon C.

VATraveler1948 68M

5/31/2006 1:51 pm

Gentle hugs and warm cuddles to my sweet Angel! Give your body a rest, you deserve it.

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
5/31/2006 2:22 pm

Why is it a body only whispers when you're screwin' it up and then screams at you AFTER it's done?

Just rest easy. HUGS to you! MUAH!


JazzDlight 59F

5/31/2006 2:47 pm

I did the same thing when I had my foot surgery, did not listen to the doctor and then paid for it. He said to me and I quote "I dont say these things just to hear myself talk". Guess there is a lesson in there for us! lol hope you feel better soon. Hugs, Jazz

campfirecozy 66M

5/31/2006 3:25 pm

Medical people make THE worst, don't they! You know what to do. Behave yourself, you goose.
I posted a funny you might enjoy: [post 369283]

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
5/31/2006 3:31 pm

I kinda know what your feeling like. The doc told me 6-8 weeks for the ribs. My first thoughts were what-who me? It seems they were right. I have been moving today and it's starting to kill me. In fact, make room on that bed for one more.

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
5/31/2006 3:44 pm

Kiss! Hug! Kiss! Hug! Kiss! Hug! Kiss! Hug!

Reality Check!!! >>>>>>>>>>You are trained as a nurse and you are a wise woman who knows that feeling sorry for ones*self is a luxury for people who don't know any better. Time for you to do what you know to do and that includes rest. What's up with the fighting that? You do want to heal..don't you? Why push the envelope?

Do what you know will heal you and then you can have fun with your life...feeling good. Get some rest and you will have more energy for hugs and lots of other things...and in the meantime...know that I speak truth to you because I love ya and hold you as the kind of a person who takes responsibility for her life! GO TO BED and rest!

Kiss! Hug! Kiss! Hug! Kiss! Hug! Kiss! Hug!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

oldude1946 70M

5/31/2006 4:01 pm

Give you a hug my ass what I should do is spank your ass for not taking it easy. Grrrrrrrrrr

HBowt2 58F

5/31/2006 4:35 pm

well if you get too bored....come chat

kelly402005 52F

5/31/2006 5:38 pm

Psssssssssssssssssssssss...........Didn't I tell you girlfriend?
....... I'm gonna get you!!!
Listen......... (I'm yelling that you in a very strong way!!! )

boydcounty 67M

5/31/2006 8:26 pm

Ya gotta take it EZY. I can't have my favorite women hurtin'. HEAL baby HEAL!!!
Since you need some laughs, here is some medical humor:
From the Dictonary of Redneck Medical Terms
Artery - The study of paintings.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
Benign - What you be after you be eight.
Catscan - Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
D&C - Where Washington is.
Dilate - To live long.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fester - Quicker than someone else.
Fibula - A small lie.
Genital - Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series - World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.
Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - I knew it.
Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
Ovaries - You get to try again.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
Rectum - Pretty near killed him.
Secretion - Hiding something.
Seizure - Roman emperor.
Tablet - A small table.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor - More than one.
Urine - Opposite of you're out.
Varicose - Near by/close by.


rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
5/31/2006 9:31 pm

Hope you feel better soon. Everyone else has reminded you to stay in bed...but I think that you should find something truly fun to do that won't hurt you and do it a little bit, so you won't feel so stir crazy to get up and over do.

Yup...this juiciness is from me....


Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
5/31/2006 11:54 pm

A young couple decide to sneak into a cemetary to fool around some and ended up making love on top of one of the old graves.

The next day, the young woman complains about lower back pains and her lover takes her to the doctor. The doctor asks the young lady to undress, which she does. He examines her from head to toe, then examines her back, when he stops and asks her, "How old are you, young lady?"

"I'm 25...why?"
, the young lady asks.

The doctor replied dryly, "Because it says on your back that your ass died in 1768!"

NG61....not quitting his night job....


6/1/2006 4:02 am

hugggsssssss sweetie.. you need to take care and listen to that doc

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