Do Men Have Faults???  

angelofmercy5 58F
12148 posts
4/3/2006 12:01 am

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Do Men Have Faults???

Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults

He does not have a BEER GUT. He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER. He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME. He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING. He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER. He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK. He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS. He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION.

He is not a SEX MACHINE. He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG. He has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT. He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES. He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.


Okay men! Go ahead and tell us what our faults are....I know you're dying to do it!!

And just so you know....I think the men of Blogville are exempt from these faults. lol


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
4/3/2006 12:08 am

I have known many monogamously challenged males and quite a few who have suffered from an overabundance of swine empathy. And no, our men of Blogland don't seem to suffer from these problems. Of course, they don't have to undress us with their eyes...most of us run around half or fully naked anyway.


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/3/2006 12:15 am:
Curious....great comment! And you are so right about the undressing part! I hadn't thought of that! Good one!

DIVISION77 39M  
8321 posts
4/3/2006 12:29 am

You realize that the majority of those traits can apply to females as well?

That is what is scary.

These things are expected of most men, but when women do it, it's looked at much worse.

I suppose that is one thing that feminism can't change.

Perception.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/3/2006 6:45 am:
Division.....ah...I wonder when a man would make us aware of that. And you are SO right. They certainly could. But as you said, a woman would be judged a lot harsher for displaying these than a man. Go figure.

HighPocKets1938 77M

4/3/2006 12:41 am

There is no way in Hades that I am going to even try to respond to ANY LADIES about any supposed faults.

My Mama might have raised an idget but she sure as H*** didn't raise a stoopid one neither.
'Sides, any man worth the moniker is only obeying the Law of Nature.

A lovely Lady, is truly, oh such a treasure
worth much more than any moment of just pleasure
She is not an object but a vision for men to adore
to hope and pray that he will be able to give her more

So Ladies, remember, 'tis just our way
We do love you, in fact I can say
Every Lady that reads these words of mine
You are Each Special, Desired, Loved and Oh So Fine

Some are placed On a pedestal some in a tower
but every Lady still has the power
to reduce even the most virile of man
to a bowl of jelly just because you can

God Bless all you Ladies so lovely and fair
Just to think that you might be the one to care
It matters not the size, the beauty or the hair
Just beckon with your finger and we will be there.


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/3/2006 6:46 am:
Highpockets....you always know the right thing to say.

tillerbabe 55F

4/3/2006 3:04 am

I like Romantically Automated


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/3/2006 6:46 am:
I do too Tiller!

tillerbabe 55F

4/3/2006 3:06 am

How about this one?
He's not a LIAR, he's a CREATIVE WRITER


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/3/2006 6:47 am:
Tiller....OMG! This one is the best of all! You are so creative.

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
4/3/2006 4:10 am

I like Tiller's.


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/3/2006 6:48 am:
Curious....me too!

campfirecozy 66M

4/3/2006 4:40 am

LOL, good ones all!

Of course none of the Blogville ladies have faults...but I refuse to answer the burning question: Does this blog make me look fat?

Hugs,
Cozy


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/3/2006 6:43 am:
Oh Cozy....you are SO very smart not to answer that question. Of course, you know none of this list applies to you! Right?

fantasylover_05 62M

4/3/2006 6:26 am

Once while investigating alternative destinations..

I stumbled into a facility and began working on my liquid grain storage facility...

when I exhibited my overly caucasion characteristics...

while attempting to establish a generationally differential relationship I had a severe introspective graphic moment and suddenly became romantically automated...

being the monagamously challenged swine empathic that I am I had a full out rectal-anal inversion and simply became accidentally horizontal when she told me to "fuck off asshole"!! LOL LOL


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/3/2006 6:41 am:
Fantasylover.....you make me laugh so hard! This comment was good enough to be a blog in itself! How witty you are! LOL

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
4/3/2006 8:14 am

We all know that here the women are perfect in nearly every way . . . ‘cept maybe one . . .

At the risk of being dragged outside of Blogville and stoned . . .

She’s not suffering from PMS: She is HORMONALLY INFLEXIBLE WITH VERBAL DISTINCTION

. . . and I mean that in the nicest possible way!


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/3/2006 8:20 am:
Oh Horny! That one was good....really GOOD! lol I knew you'd come up with a good one!

VATraveler1948 68M

4/3/2006 12:46 pm

I am going to claim the AdultFriendFinder Male exemption on this post. Y'all have got all the bases covered.


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/4/2006 4:19 am:
Vat.....I'm sure you are the exemption to the rule!

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/3/2006 1:56 pm

Not called a beer gut; called a Gas tank for a sex machine

He's not balding; He's putting in a solar panel for a sex machine

He is young at heart so he's looking for someone his own age

But you do have us nailed for the rest


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/4/2006 4:20 am:
Cru...you posted some really great ones here! I'll have to add them to the list. Thanks for the chuckle.

lithiumrose 37F

4/4/2006 4:58 am

lol i love it .... and I seem to get guys who are into GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. lol ...


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/4/2006 7:04 am:
I'm glad you got a chuckle out of this one. I think we all have one catagory we keep running into!

seek_u_topia 50M

4/5/2006 12:24 pm

these are hilarious!!! I may go get accidentally horizontal this weekend, and i'll share these with the guys! Though i think women appreciate them just as much.

cheers!


angelofmercy5 replies on 4/5/2006 1:30 pm:
Seek....you'd better share it before you get too accidentally horizontal! Have fun....and be careful!

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