Camp Update!  

angelofmercy5 58F
12148 posts
7/19/2006 5:40 am

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7/27/2006 7:21 pm

Camp Update!

Things are hopping at Camp Aphrodisiac! If you haven't signed up...go to CAMP APHRODISIAC...........Get Excited!!!

vatraveler1948 vatraveler1948 is telling us all the stories of his camping experience in his blog. And ZZ_Todd ZZ_Todd is keeping us all amused with his versions of campfire songs.

Today, Mzhunyhole [blog Mzhunyhole] started a food fight. She hit Oldude1946 Oldude1946 in his bare ass with a piece of strawberry shortcake. Of course....who could resist hitting that bare ass with something! But all hell broke loose then! And even head counselor electricompany couldn't contain the orgy of food and naked bodies that happened. After all, Mzhunyhole is our queen here in blogland...so all her loyal subjects just followed her!


And what have I been doing? Stand by for the next post!


ZZ_Todd 59M

7/19/2006 6:24 am

I wish I could remember the ones I posted before! I accidentally deleted them from the hard drive... but, I'll work on some new ones!


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:08 am:
Todd...with a great mind like yours....I'm sure you'll come up with something good.

luvtolick64154 62M

7/19/2006 6:35 am

I hate missing a good food fight, nothing like ducking the mashed potato's to put the zip in your day.


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:10 am:
Luv.....haven't had a good food fight in many years! BTW....you're my hero today for sticking up for your wife! I love that.

VATraveler1948 68M

7/19/2006 6:50 am

Yep, I've had a few people gathered around the campfire down by the lake while I speak of past camp memories. Don't worry, no ghost stories... just my Memories of summer camp.

So far there have been 7 brief vignettes... [post 429102] * * [post 429114] * * [post 430132] * * [post 430281] * * [post 431452] * * [post 431979] and finally [post 432899]. There will be a few more, you know how it goes with storytelling... one memory jogs another.


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:10 am:
VAT....too bad...I like ghost stories! Oh well! I'm still waiting for the details of the Archery accident!

Addy19742 42F

7/19/2006 7:01 am

I am just trying to make new camp memories.


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:11 am:
Addy.....well then, you're in the right place! lol

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
7/19/2006 7:50 am

There Ain't No Flies on Us!
There Ain't No Flies on Us!
There might be Flies on Some of You Guys but
There Ain't No Flies on Us!
And the other side of the dining hall responds, only louder.

There Ain't No Flies on Us!
There Ain't No Flies on Us!
There might be Flies on Some of You Guys but
There Ain't No Flies on Us!

And That's the way it went, back and forth until our voices gave out.


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 8:27 am:
SpaceRanger.....I thought the other side would sing..."There aint no cum on us"........you know...my perverted mind! lol

electriccompany 52M

7/19/2006 8:45 am

*electric company just waking up with a hangover beside the burned out campfire*

I'm supposing this empty keg of Coors is at fault for this pounding headache. I'm covered in ... grape jelly, salsa and ... is that ground rosemary?!? (Funny. I don't remember grinding with Rosemary!) I do vaguely remember a foodfight.

What the! My tighty whities are missing, but look at this! The mean girls in cabin 8 tied a blue ribbon onto my pecker. They gave me first place! *Heart warms* Theres a note:

"dere HED Cownsuller,
hada gr8 time with you last nite.
njoy givn you f1st plase.
its a prize wee thenk will STICK with u for a laaawng time!
*tehe-tehe*
hop u 4giv us 4 steelng ur nutsling

Sinnseerle, The Soopah Slutz of Cabin 8."

Huh. Well maybe those mean girls of Cabin 8 ain't so mean after all! I came here with a lot of apprehension about them being here, but now it looks like I've gained new friends! I'm gonna put this blue ribbon in a safe place now. It's a keepsake!

Hey! Why won't the ribbon come off? What's this empty tube of SuperGlue doing here on the ground? "WARNING: Bonds instantly with skin."

NUUUUUURSE !!!!!!!!!


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 10:34 am:
electric.......dear lord! Nurse Maggie is overly tired...and I'm sending a troop over to pamper her. You're just going to have to wear that ribbon for awhile. Better yet.....let me tie a bell to it...and then we'll all know when you're cumming! lol

CongaFelixRubes 54M  
1223 posts
7/19/2006 9:10 am

Even tho I started them I always managed to avoid the food fights at camp.


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 10:32 am:
Havefun...you know, come to think of it....so did I! I'd get them started and get out before they got too messy!

MaggiesWishes 59F

7/19/2006 9:14 am

I've been so busy giving out those "Vitamin B-12" injections that NO WONDER folks are going off naked in the woods, throwing food, eating off bodies too.... oh and the dances .... good gracious, the muscles that are moving on those limbs ... enough to give ya HOT FLASHES!!!

Those extended hours have left me needing a really long hot bath, a massage and several men to fan me ... ahhhhh Life is good

warm huggies 2ya Sweet Lady
I have a few more members to check on ... seems like a small outbreak of "posion ivy" has happen to several of the Campee's


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 10:28 am:
Maggie.....we nurses kind of get forgotten, don't we? So....I'm sending over fortunswm and several others to tend to your ummmm.....needs!

angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 10:31 am:
Mags...we nurses kind of get forgotten, dont we? So...I'm sending over fortunaswm and several others to tend to your ummmmm......needs!

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
7/19/2006 10:57 am

Now that is just too funny!


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:32 pm:
We are silly sometimes, aren't we SpaceRanger?

electriccompany 52M

7/19/2006 11:52 am

angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 1:34 pm:
You're just going to have to wear that ribbon for awhile. Better yet.....let me tie a bell to it...and then we'll all know when you're cumming! lol

LOL!! I like the bell! Since no nurses were available (I thought they were supposed to be on call! ) I had to improvise. After a few ibuprofen, the pain subsided and I went to visit the camp's All-Hottie-Handbell-Choir. Things feel much better now.

Good news: Some of the nicer ladies here at Camp Aph have given "Mr. JingleBallz" a few pity jingles! Good stuff. Thank you. No kiss-and-tell here, but let's just say my thing has been "ringing off the hook-up". Thanks for tying one on with me, Angel.

Bad news: The girls in CABIN 8! They made a mean joke about my bell.

Q: "Like, what has a bent clapper and sounds like a bell?"
A: "Like, ElectricCompany's DONG!"

Make them stop it, Angel!


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:34 pm:
I know I shouldn't laugh about the bell joke....but come on...it IS funny! But never fear...I'll talk to them.

hitched06 50M/50F

7/19/2006 12:42 pm

Hey angel we be having fun lying in the tropical sun on these here white sand beaches!! One more wek and then back to thedaily grind So we wont be back i n time for summer camp,but will be starting a new blog

Micahbiguns and C


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:35 pm:
Michah and C!!!!!! You two really surprised me tonight with this message! I can't tell you how thrilled I am that you are back here together as a couple! Have a wonderful honeymoon!!!!!

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
7/19/2006 1:01 pm

What the ...? I thought I missed the signup....!?!?

Now I'm missing the fun. ***off to signup!***


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:36 pm:
Horny.....oh you are just in time! The other guys are getting tired...and the girls need some fresh meat! lol

Addy19742 42F

7/19/2006 1:17 pm

Oh my gosh Angel I am laughing so hard! I can't get control! I think that is the funniest thing said on blogs ever!!!!!!!! I don't know why I guess you have to know the commerical and then you say, "There ain't no cum on me". Now I can't stop singing, "There ain't no cum on me, There aint no cum on me, there be cum on some of your rugs, but there ain't no cum on me". Oh stars! That is funny.


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:37 pm:
Addy.....now you have me laughing! I swear to God that I can hear you singing this! lol

SacredStarDance

7/19/2006 4:33 pm

will any one help with the poison ivy on my ass ??

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:39 pm:
Mrsmuffland......I got knocked over with the stampede of people wanting the privelege of soothing the poison ivy on your ass! lol

sexyariesgirl 57F

7/19/2006 5:03 pm

O Gawd Angel!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is just too DAMNED FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Power To FOK


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:40 pm:
Sexy....I'm enjoying it too! These comments just crack me up!

rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
7/19/2006 5:23 pm

Hi angel. Just dropping by to see what's up.


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:41 pm:
Coathanger.......where have you been? I've been looking for a blog post....or a comment from you. Everything ok? Glad to have you stop by to say hi tonight!

electriccompany 52M

7/19/2006 6:24 pm

*whispering a secret to MuffLands*

Don't count on any of the "nurses" around here! I needed a nurse real bad earlier today (and not "needed a nurse" in the good way!). When someone finally got around to me, she just tied a bell on my owie! Never saw that in a first aid manual!

That's why I'll be outta pocket for a few days. Gotta go to the Johnsons-Cockins Medical Center and see what the Center for Cock Rot Control can do about the superglue on my wang. Explanation? Ask Cabin 8!


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 7:43 pm:
Electric.....now you know better than to put the nurses down since I'm one of them.....and Maggieswishes is heading up the group at the clinic.

electriccompany 52M

7/19/2006 9:06 pm

angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 10:43 pm:
Electric.....now you know better than to put the nurses down since I'm one of them.....and The Maggstress is heading up the group at the clinic.

*Electric whispers to Angel*
That's why i whispered it to MuffLands!
Why were you eavesdropping? I hope HEAD nurse Maggers didn't hear it! Prolly did. My apologies to both of you.

dang. Blogging's hard!


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 9:21 pm:
Electric......Angel hears everything!

sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
7/19/2006 9:49 pm

Here's angel..lemme watch mzhuny's bong for ya!!....

Runs off with the bong into the woods with s'mores nipple pasties on!!See ya!


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/20/2006 3:12 am:
Sinn.....come back here right now with Mzhuny's bong! Did you hear me? Oh dang, Mzhuny's gonna kill me!

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
7/20/2006 4:01 am

LMAO>>at Angel n Electric>>>LMAO

Hope your dinkle is getting thoroughly soothed by some kind girlie, Electric..

Now, the picnic sounds interesting..I'll brew the coffee, shall I ? Hot, strong and very,very black...yummy.

Luv n stuff {=] Susie {=}


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/20/2006 5:12 am:
Susie....isn't he a hoot?

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
7/20/2006 4:19 am

Or white, if you prefer..and with lots of added cream. There are lots of ways one could take it, to be sure. :B

I always opt for a srong one though, don't you, Angel?

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/20/2006 5:14 am:
Susie.....yep....a strong one is what we ladies like!

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
7/20/2006 4:42 am

    Quoting electriccompany:
    angelofmercy5 replies on 7/19/2006 10:43 pm:
    Electric.....now you know better than to put the nurses down since I'm one of them.....and The Maggstress is heading up the group at the clinic.

    *Electric whispers to Angel*
    That's why i whispered it to MuffLands!
    Why were you eavesdropping? I hope HEAD nurse Maggers didn't hear it! Prolly did. My apologies to both of you.

    dang. Blogging's hard!
...don't you know nothing of merit gets past we girlies, Electric

By the way, I can't get that Benny Hill tune out of my head now.

I'm getting quite tired and dizzy, running around the campfire, in high heels, clad only in my undies and various foodstuffs. Oh, and my black, patent high heels...the very thing for camping, don't you think?

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


angelofmercy5 replies on 7/20/2006 5:15 am:
Susie.....throw those high heels off and jump in the pool with us!

sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
7/20/2006 7:48 am

Okay Okay angel...I'm back!!! I swear the bong is just warm from my body heat!! I did not take a free hit!
I would not want mzhuny to have to spank us!!! Wait...maybe that wouldn't be so bad after all!! Can you direct me to the camp shower...I have to get the s'mores crust off my nippies!
(got the munchies and ate those suckers!!MMMMMMM)
Unlesssssss...I can find someone to clean me off!

Heads back into the campsite to look for volunteers...


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


oldude1946 70M

7/21/2006 7:18 pm

My poor ol strawberry shortcake covered ass


SacredStarDance

7/22/2006 6:07 pm

ooohhhhhhh it itches.. please rub it.. ooooh need bootie cream

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


electriccompany 52M

7/24/2006 6:20 pm

HEY! Just got back from the Johnsons-Cockins Medical Center for Cock Rot Control! The details are here at [post 438369].

Thank you for the warm, gushing wishes, SuzieQ27! Please, don't put a stitch of clothing back on after you go for a swim with us all in the Camp Aph pool. I need to introduce you to my new Slurp'n'Slide. It's watersports for two! Besides I need to show you how my "dinkle" is back in the "pinkle"!

Suzie, would playing the "Liberty Bell March" take your mind off the Benny Hill song?


electriccompany 52M

7/24/2006 6:27 pm

    Quoting sweetSinn2690:
    Okay Okay angel...I'm back!!! I swear the bong is just warm from my body heat!! I did not take a free hit!
    I would not want mzhuny to have to spank us!!! Wait...maybe that wouldn't be so bad after all!! Can you direct me to the camp shower...I have to get the s'mores crust off my nippies!
    (got the munchies and ate those suckers!!MMMMMMM)
    Unlesssssss...I can find someone to clean me off!

    Heads back into the campsite to look for volunteers...
*ElectricCompany makes note on Official Head Counsellor Clipboard

SweetSinn2690 to be assigned to Cabin 8 for Camp Aphrodisiac 2007. I think she might be the one to bring their intensity down a notch. The right one to "Sweeten the pot" as it were!


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
7/24/2006 9:06 pm

    Quoting electriccompany:
    HEY! Just got back from the Johnsons-Cockins Medical Center for Cock Rot Control! The details are here at [post 438369].

    Thank you for the warm, gushing wishes, SuzieQ27! Please, don't put a stitch of clothing back on after you go for a swim with us all in the Camp Aph pool. I need to introduce you to my new Slurp'n'Slide. It's watersports for two! Besides I need to show you how my "dinkle" is back in the "pinkle"!

    Suzie, would playing the "Liberty Bell March" take your mind off the Benny Hill song?
Think nothing of it, hun. I'm ALWAYS warm and gushing..don't you know?

So glad to hear you're back in thePINK again.

Now, explain to me the 'ins and outs' of this little water sports game you wish me to play with you, if you don't mind.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
7/24/2006 9:10 pm

    Quoting rm_SusieQ27:
    ...don't you know nothing of merit gets past we girlies, Electric

    By the way, I can't get that Benny Hill tune out of my head now.

    I'm getting quite tired and dizzy, running around the campfire, in high heels, clad only in my undies and various foodstuffs. Oh, and my black, patent high heels...the very thing for camping, don't you think?

    Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}
SPLASH !!!

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


electriccompany 52M

7/25/2006 3:34 pm

Love it when Susie's outfit gets wet, though. It starts to shrink as it dries out and then the nippers just POP out! (.Y.)


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