Butter Me Up!  

angelofmercy5 58F
12148 posts
6/3/2006 10:57 am

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Butter Me Up!

I was cleaning up today and came across some old pictures. There was a picture of me as a little Angel...sitting on top of the kitchen table eating the butter out of the butter dish with my fingers. Busted! My Dad caught me on film.

I still like butter....not margerine...butter. I can't really imagine eating it all by itself anymore....but yummmmmmm.....melted on a hot roll......drizzling just a little on popcorn......brushing melted butter on Cornish Game hens......the possibilities are endless.

So...I was thinking......stop telling me you can smell the smoke.......what if I spread butter...real butter all over your cock and balls. I could give you a great massage. I could lick and tease you. And then I could give you a great blow job! I know I'm not allowed to have sex....but I can play with you...you just can't play with me.

How about it? Any takers? Pass the butter baby!!!

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
6/3/2006 11:23 am

~----------- He ALWAYS want to play He’s such a naughty boy!

“......the possibilities are endless.” Hmmmmm...all HE has in the house is REAL butter; lots of it, no margarine for HIM! HE believes in being all natural . . . and HE LOVES the taste of real butter . . . and has used it to play with too!

The thought of having a naughty Angel with warm butter, slippery fingers, hot tongue and willing . . . WHEW, if ya don’t hurry HE may have to lick it off HIMSELF!!! Or hurt HIMSELF trying!

BTW-HE could give a REAL ANGEL a very nice massage with warm butter . . . HE’s had his hands slippery a time or two!

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:42 pm:
Horny.....ahhhhhh! An all natural man! No margarine for me either! Bring it on! Set is out...let it get a little soft. The butter...not you! And I'm on my way!

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
6/3/2006 12:18 pm

That gives a whole new meaning to butter TARTS, now doesn't it?

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:44 pm:
Cru.....you make me laugh every time! Are you callin me a tart? lol How about butter "cookies"....or hot buttered "buns"? The possibilities are endless.

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/3/2006 12:34 pm

How about let's wait until I could return the favor? If the offer is still there....

NG61...slipping back into the shadows....

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:45 pm:
Nightguy....spoken like the gentleman you are! Thank you sweetie. And it's only a few more weeks!

puntachueca 105M

6/3/2006 12:55 pm

gives a whole new meaning to "butternuts"

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:46 pm:
Puntachueca.....yes it does! ~hugs and giggles~

stroke770 55M
1 post
6/3/2006 1:26 pm

Then I, in return will spill scented oils over your tasty tits & hard nipples; dribbling down to your navel; & furthur into your sweet crevice.................YUM Pls. E mail me

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:49 pm:
Stroke.....welcome to my blog! Now you've got the right idea! But I'm still out of commission.....so you'll have to reciprocate at a later date! Stop back again soon.

southrnpeach333 50F

6/3/2006 2:01 pm

givin me some good ideas here Angel.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:51 pm:
Peach....you go girl! And let me know how it works out for you!

VATraveler1948 68M

6/3/2006 2:09 pm

OK, I'll volunteer too. I hope that you get a discount on large purchases of butter, I think you're going to need it.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:52 pm:
Hey VAT! By the look of those jeans...you are ready!

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
6/3/2006 2:32 pm

Angel, butter has a lot of cholesterol. Have you
considered olive oil? It has tremendous uses....

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:53 pm:
Interested.....but butter tastes better! And my cholesterol is great!

firestarter665 42M/39F

6/3/2006 3:29 pm

I can offer up Mr. Fire's cock and balls for you to butter up.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:54 pm:
Fire....ooooooohhhh....and what does Mr Fire think about that? Well, only if you'll help! Tell you what....I'll bring the butter...and you blindfold Mr Fire...and we'll make him guess who's handling him! Sounds like fun to me!

complexlysimple 34M

6/3/2006 4:22 pm

... have ever actually had real butter .... ~wanders off forgetting about everything else~

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:55 pm:
Complexly.....surely you've had real butter! And if not...then all the more of a treat for you.

oldude1946 70M

6/3/2006 5:32 pm

I'm butter in your hands or mouth

I have a granddaughter thats eats butter out of the tub.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:55 pm:
Oldude....and you're so hot the butter is melting fast!

normalornaught 34M

6/3/2006 6:57 pm

Tonight at 11:00 we will look at the sudden phenomena where real butter has been been disappearing from store shelves all over the country. Our star reporter is on his way to the supermarket as we are speaking.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:57 pm:
Normal.....that's such a cute comment! And I'm headed back to the store with the sale to stock up!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
6/3/2006 7:21 pm

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    That gives a whole new meaning to butter TARTS, now doesn't it?
Is cru calling you a buttertart??...

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 7:59 pm:
Lusty....I think he is! But thats okay because he is my little "butternut"!

longtallandcute 41M
42 posts
6/3/2006 7:29 pm

On a related note, I make my own massage oil from high-quality pressed olive oil mixed with fragrant essential oils.

I think you've just given me a somewhat tastier alternative....

Oh, and I'd love you to! No pun intended, but I'm a sucker for oral. Only problem is, I may be long and tall but I doubt it's long enough to make it across the pond! Hmm, maybe some weights or an OD on those pills helpful strangers keep emailing me about... daily...

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 8:06 pm:
Longtallandcute....so, if you make your own massage oils....are you great at giving massages? And the thought of you trying to stretch across the pond is just too funny! Try butter....and let me know how it goes!

VATraveler1948 68M

6/3/2006 7:39 pm

I just had a frightening thought! I volunteered for this project without evaluating all the risks. Do you carry any sort of liability insurance? I was relaxing after dinner tonight and it suddenly occurred to me that if you got carried away while your were rubbing butter onto my balls and you squeezed a little too hard... I could end up with a serious case of Butternut Squash.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 8:09 pm:
VAT......hehehe! Butternut squash! I promise to be careful....but I feel I should warn you that if you get in line...it's at your own risk!

rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
6/3/2006 7:41 pm

BUTTER!!!!!!! oh my... reminds me of "Last Tango in Paris"

Would I have to worry?


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 8:10 pm:
Anacortes...I hadn't thought of "Last Tango in Paris"! But I promise you wouldn't have to worry! ~hugs~

rm_Shortdogg65 51M
672 posts
6/3/2006 7:47 pm

If I can't play with you then you can't play with me. Sorry, but fair is fair. Shortdogg

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 8:11 pm:
Shortdogg.....I'm so glad to see you here at my blog! But are you sure you wouldn't just let me play with you???? I know you are a gentleman...but I'm volunteering here!

HeartlessBitch69 46F

6/3/2006 8:01 pm

My grandma said when I was little I would get into the grocery bag before we got home and eat the sticks of butter. The thought now makes me ill.

I have a question.......
Buttered bread always falls butter side down if you drop it.
And a cat always lands on thier feet.
What if you buttered a cats back? Would he land feet down or buttered side down?
Just a question.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 9:52 pm:
Heartless.....now that was a loaded question! I have absolutely no idea.

HighPocKets1938 77M

6/3/2006 9:10 pm

    Quoting HeartlessBitch69:
    My grandma said when I was little I would get into the grocery bag before we got home and eat the sticks of butter. The thought now makes me ill.

    I have a question.......
    Buttered bread always falls butter side down if you drop it.
    And a cat always lands on thier feet.
    What if you buttered a cats back? Would he land feet down or buttered side down?
    Just a question.
That depends on the "cat" dear. Some "cats" land on their backs and just cant seem to land any other way.

Angel, as for your offer, remember dear that real butter is now considered "perfectly Safe" and preferred to the imitation 10 to 1. I hereby offer my services to you for your project, in the name of science of course. Long Live The Scientific Endeavors, Long and Tall May They Proudly Wave.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 9:56 pm:
HP....so what in the name of Science is long and tall and waving proudly????????


6/3/2006 10:13 pm

lmao..just as I'm reading this.. the song "Butter cup" came on..
I need to get more butter for breakfast in bed .. wooohoooo

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 3:55 am:
Mrsmuffland.....sounds like a great Sunday morning breakfast in bed for Mr Muffland! lol You go girlfriend!

rm_KnowStuff 56M
240 posts
6/4/2006 12:29 am

You are bound to have several firm committed volunteers ... line forms behind me

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 3:57 am:
Knowstuff....alrighty then! The line can form behind you! And thanks for stopping by my blog!

rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
6/4/2006 12:42 am

Sounds like a most excellant idea to me!!!
Since you still can't have sex,
could I also have the "popcorn" also?
I have a true passion for popcorn.
(Besides, it'll keep my mouth and hands busy... and off you!!!}
hug, me

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 3:58 am:
Unlistedone! You are just too cute! Of course we can have popcorn too! And I make a good bowl of popcorn if I do say so myself! So, you can munch....and I can munch....and all will be happy! Or at least "happier". lol

HighPocKets1938 77M

6/4/2006 1:30 am

Quoting you dear, "angelofmercy5 replies on 6/3/2006 9:56 pm:
HP....so what in the name of Science is long and tall and waving proudly????????"


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 3:59 am:
Highpockets.......get ready then! Stand at attention! Inspection about to commence!

VATraveler1948 68M

6/4/2006 4:15 am

Just me again... with another last minute thought. Didn't Angel once tell us that she sometimes bakes cakes for other people? I don't know where I got that impression from but I think there may be a little plot afoot here. I'll bet she's baking a cake and wants to use old fashioned Butter-cream frosting.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 4:20 am:
VAT.....how funny! As a matter of fact, I am making a wedding cake for this coming saturday. Want me to spread a little of that frosting on you? yummmmmmmmmm!

normalornaught 34M

6/4/2006 5:17 am

In an updated report to our story we have determined that there is a serious run on real butter in all the stores across the nation. Our star reporter Dick Ballsey has questioned why there is no run on bread which would only make sense. While investigating Dick was accosted by several men standing in line, butter in hand, they claimed that Dick was poking where he didn't belong. Police are on the lookout for someone who goes by the name of Angel of Mercy, police could only say that she appears to be a very slippery suspect. All we can do is prey that Dick finds a happy ending when he recovers.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 10:08 am:
Normal.....I love it! You are very creative...and funny!

rocko1019 66M

6/4/2006 6:31 am

How about a little sugar and cinnamon on top of that. Like cinnamon toast. Or should I say, cinnamon banana.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 10:08 am:
Rocko.....well, that adds a whole new depth to it! And think how good you'll taste with butter, cinnamon and sugar on you!

rm_moonboy23 36M
893 posts
6/4/2006 7:23 am

Sounds like a most excellant and a practical idea to me!!!
especially when you can not find lube in hurry for a anal

I will try and tell you

A excellent commercial idea as well Make sure you have the copyrights

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 10:09 am:
Moonboy...welcome! Will you promise to let me know if you try it? I'd love to hear. Come back again soon....

rm_Shortdogg65 51M
672 posts
6/4/2006 9:55 am

I'm sure you'd overcome my willpower eventually. So why not? I don't get enough volunteers as it is. Shortdogg

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 8:50 pm:

PassionKisses4Me 44F

6/4/2006 10:24 am

What a yummy plan....I so love butter too



angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 8:51 pm:
Becky....somehow...I just knew you'd like this plan! Come on over....the line is long and I have plenty of butter.

honoramngthieves 38M

6/4/2006 1:10 pm

He Who Knows Others Is Wise. He Who Knows Himself Is Enlightened.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 8:52 pm:
Honor.....true...very true! And thanks for stopping by my blog!


6/4/2006 1:12 pm

in a Jewish voice, "you are the butta" {=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 8:52 pm:
Mofun.....I love the Jewish voice! You need to visit the east coast and pass the fun along!

rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
6/4/2006 1:18 pm

Oh no, something smells hot in here and is that the sound of gears grinding?

Do you raelly think you could handle buttering up my cock and not having an uncontrolable urge to ride it? I don't think so.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 8:53 pm:
Coathanger...uh huh...yes sir....I could do it...I really could! Try me....you'll see. lol

timberwolf6972 44M

6/4/2006 1:42 pm

I'll let you do me if I can do you. How about that?

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 8:55 pm:
timberwolf....where have you been? Been missing you....I'll pop over to your blog and see whats going on in your life!

caressmewell 53F

6/4/2006 2:04 pm

    Quoting honoramngthieves:
    He Who Knows Others Is Wise. He Who Knows Himself Is Enlightened.
You should give Lao Tzu credit for his quote....evidently there is NO honoramngthieves.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 8:56 pm:
Caress...... You go girl!!!

Looking0100 54M

6/4/2006 4:15 pm

Hello Angel,

You want to use butter on my cock.
I don't know about that.

I have never really had sex, so I cannot imagine what it is like for real. For more years than I can remember, I have wondered what a women's body (pussy, breasts, etc.) would taste like. In the past month or so, I have wondered what those body parts would taste like with chocolate sauce.

I absolutely love chocolate. I cannot imagine anything else on the body, because everything would be so messy. I could probably take the mess with chocolate, but not with anything else, not even whipped cream which I do enjoy with hot chocolate.

But, you wanted to lick and suck me off. If you really love butter, then I would not be against you licking it off of my cock. In fact, an act like this would bring two people closer together.

Please lather my cock and nearby area with all the butter you choose to use. Then slide your tongue along the shaft, licking everything as you go. Eventually, you would open your mouth wide and slide the head of my cock deep inside. That would feel so good, I am sure. Just butter me up. I will be ready for you.

Thanks for the post, my friend,

Jon C.

(by the way Angel, have you recently commented on posts, to lose the entire comment after entering it? This happened to me with this post, and now the third time. I hate having to re-enter the text, luckily I saved it in Notepad first. And this is now my third time for this response.)

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 8:57 pm:
Looking....I guess the third time is the charm.

normalornaught 34M

6/4/2006 5:20 pm

This is Dick Ballsey for 11:00 news, we have an update on the story of the run of butter that has racked the country recently. Apparently police have arrested a beautiful woman known only as Angel of Mercy. She was in court today in front of The Honorable Judge Schwang. As we were waiting for the Judge to come in I had a moment to speak with the police officer who brought Angel of Mercy in, he had a cast on his right hand which i had inquired to find out if she had resisted arrest. He just mumbled something about slippery as hell and he missed a stroke, as I was unable to understand what he meant I just sat down, the judge after hearing some testimony quickly demanded Angel of Mercy to the chambers, about a half an hour later the judge came out and said the Angel had been released, he then got up and slipped twice while leaving the courtroom. I had a chance to ask Angel of Mercy if she liked butter and she just mumbled something about chocolate sauce and whipped cream, hmmm what does that mean. Now back to the studio.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 8:58 pm:
Normal....I'm telling you....butter can get you out of some "slippery" situations! lol

rm_slivver2 40M

6/4/2006 6:47 pm


Butter is great but have you tried mashed bananas after you have played with them!!!!

John boy

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 8:59 pm:
Slivver.....woohoo! Mashed bananas???? Sounds yummy...but messy. And welcome to my blog....don't be a stranger now!

log55 58M
443 posts
6/4/2006 7:40 pm

I can't believe it's not butter!!!!

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 9:00 pm:
Log....ah...but it IS butter! And welcome here to my blog....watch out...its a little slippery in here. Been one buttery weekend.

nodrama1958 60M/58F

6/4/2006 8:04 pm

Pucker up butter cup because it sounds like you have grabbed a lot of peoples attention! Or is it, a lot of people are at attention because of you???? I find it so funny because as a kid I couldn't understand why the olive oil would always be on Mom and Dad's bedside table! Wonder if they ever tried butter? OMG! That's gross - forget that last comment!

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/4/2006 9:01 pm:
Nodrama....you really had me laughing my head off! It is kind of gross to think about our parents and sex, isn't it? My folks had five kids...and I would swear that they only had sex five times! lol Welcome to my humble blog....I hope to get to know you better!

libgemOH 56M/52F

6/5/2006 4:15 am

Girl, just praying the time goes quickly and you are back in commission again soon!!! But I sure like how your mind works when you are frustrated!!! Pity and envy to Mr. Angel the day you get the ok!!! -B

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/5/2006 7:16 am:
Libgem....my horny friend! Tomorrow....only 2 more weeks to go...and I think Mr Angel is counting the days too! But he is a bad boy also....and I can even see him stroking and touching himself in his sleep....poor baby!

rm_group_pof 40M/39F
1 post
6/5/2006 4:28 am

You posted to my blog a few days ago, sorry it is taking me so long to respond. The butter idea....great. (As long it is at room temperature. Know what you are going through with the operation. Got myself snipped last month. Wasn't even supposed to get an erection for a while. Not easy for a horny type guy.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/5/2006 7:17 am:
group......how awful! Now, how did you keep yourself from erections? And here I thought I had it bad! Welcome to my blog by the way....and I'll be watching yours too!

spacecadet561 59M

6/5/2006 2:38 pm

Looks like I'm the umpteenth volunteer for the "butterball" treatment. Sounds like an interesting scene for SexyKitty's production.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/5/2006 4:11 pm:
Spacecadet.....never to many in line for the butterball treatment. And that's a great idea for Sexykitty's production!

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