Angel Is Hysterical! Are You?  

angelofmercy5 59F
12148 posts
6/27/2006 8:40 am

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Angel Is Hysterical! Are You?

1 week from today there WILL be fireworks at Angel's own Independence Day orgasm!!!!

I want to talk today about "hysteria".....I think I have it and maybe you do too!

For centuries, men have defined sex. Hence the reason why for so long we have thought of "sex" as "intercourse". In other words, a hard cock in a wet pussy. Good girls were taught that they shouldn't play with themselves or touch themselves down there. And yet, most women do not experience orgasm from intercourse alone.....we all know that, don't we??

So from the time of Hippocrates clear into the 1920's....women were often diagnosed with a common and sometimes considered chronic disease called "hysteria". The term hysteria comes from the Latin word meaning womb. So it was considered a kind of "womb madness".....and many women suffered from it. So it became the medical duty of the woman's doctor to relieve this "madness" by massaging the clitoris and vaginal area until the woman had an orgasm. Believe it or not men....the doctor considered this a tedious task as it often took up to an hour to achieve this orgasm. So the doctor's often hired midwives to do this task....and women have been pleasuring each other even then!

The doctors also begin inventing things to handle the task of giving women an orgasm and relieve their madness. From mechanical hands to special rocking chairs.......and you only thought Granny rocked for hours on the porch because she liked watching the birds in the bird bath! lol And in 1880 the first vibrator was invented....and was available as a medical tool to use in the doctor's office only. And 1918 in the Sears Roebuck catalog, the first vibrator for home use was advertised as "something every woman would want in her household"! And men have been threatened by women's toys ever since.


But the point to all of this is.......I'm "hysterical"! I haven't had sex, per the doctor's orders for 7 weeks now.....OR an orgasm.....and I think I'm going mad!!!!

So, I'm going to march my glittery pussy back to that doctor's office and demand that he do his medical duty and relieve my "hysteria"!!!!


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
6/27/2006 9:04 am

So, I'm going to march my glittery pussy back to that doctor's office and demand that he do his medical duty and relieve my "hysteria"!!!!

Give em heck sista!!!!!!!

Whisper...


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 9:56 am:
Thanks Whisper.....don't you think that doc ought to do his medical duty???? lol

MaggiesWishes 60F

6/27/2006 9:42 am

So, I'm going to march my glittery pussy back to that doctor's office and demand that he do his medical duty and relieve my "hysteria"!!!!

Hey, I want an appointment too!

I'm like .... hummm.... way the heck over due, let's just leave it at that.
Don't want my friends to think I'm actually a *NUN*

PS... Sears was the first to mistakenly print a male's hardon (under the clothing of course) in the underware section for men too.... *snickers* wonder what brought that up?

warm huggies 2ya Sis
and happy "hysteria" soon {=}


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 9:55 am:
Maggie...you are just too cute! Ok....I'll ask for an appointment for you too!

florallei 99F

6/27/2006 10:22 am

...interesting piece of history...learned this a few years back...WOW...how we have changed or misused the word hysteria...over the decades...
I hope your doctor can accomodate you Sweetie...enjoy!!!

Hugs,
Florallei


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 12:40 pm:
Florallei....we've come a long way baby....haven't we???? ~hugs~ right back to you too!

rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
6/27/2006 10:25 am

.....OK...you take this post in and let the ole Doc read it! and IF he does his JOB! Let us know PLEASE!

and a Special Thanks to, Sears Roebuck, for changing every womans LIFE!

Have a good day!


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 12:41 pm:
DarknStar.....my doctor would probably pass out from laughing if he read this! And imagine that Sears was the pioneer in self gratification. I think they sold a little of everything way back then!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

6/27/2006 10:36 am

And don't pay that doctor a dime more to boot!!


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 12:44 pm:
You guys gave me a great big ~chuckle~ !!!!

4u281 64M

6/27/2006 11:06 am

Please oh please take a hidden camcorder so we can all see te look on his face oh Angel


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 12:44 pm:
Lewis...it would be priceless, wouldn't it??

HighPocKets1938 78M

6/27/2006 11:23 am

Don't forget this time, add a few paste on sequins to the glitter, with a post it note of this stuck on just before you get your feets up in the air... oops I mean the stirrups


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 12:45 pm:
HP....you are too funny! I won't forget!

xxxtallorderxxx 46M

6/27/2006 11:28 am

So, I'm going to march my glittery pussy back to that doctor's office and demand that he do his medical duty and relieve my "hysteria"!!!!

I hope it's not a gay male doc, or it'll be 8 weeks...


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 12:46 pm:
tallorder.....He already said 8 weeks the last time...but I think he is married.....hmmmmmmmmm....now you have me thinking!

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
6/27/2006 12:16 pm

Very interesting stuff. Never knew that. I would rather not have my doc do that for me though cos he just ain't my type



Bye everyone, it was a blast


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 2:54 pm:
Tracy.....my doctor isn't really my type either! I'm just desperate! lol Oh! And welcome to my blog!

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
6/27/2006 1:05 pm

in SA we use the term "hysterical" to mean hilariously funny... but when you can't get no satisfaction, there is certainly nothing funny about it ... sincerely hope the wait will be worth it, with spectacular fireworks!



[blog freelove999]


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:43 am:
Free.....I wonder about that too....will the wait be worth it???? lol

Sulabula 45F
12659 posts
6/27/2006 1:08 pm

be calm ....it's a week away...and I hope you have the most mindblowing orgasm when it happens

Sula xxx

come visit my blog


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:44 am:
Sula.....I'm do breathing exercises! My pulse is nice and slow.....but the rest of me wants to explode!!!

000TBoy 42M
194 posts
6/27/2006 1:19 pm

thanks angel, just what I needed. Have fun and don't let the bugger grind you down!


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:45 am:
000T.......your welcome sweetie! And I promise I won't!

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
6/27/2006 1:26 pm

Angel,

For what the Dr's charge these days...go for multiples...

H.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 2:56 pm:
Horny...isn't that the truth???? And you don't sound like you are doing without these days either!

VATraveler1948 68M

6/27/2006 1:40 pm

I am a certifiable amateur gynecologist, can I be of any assistance? I promise satisfaction and I accept all insurances, hell I even accept women without insurance.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 2:55 pm:
Certifiable is right! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

ilsuconu 56M

6/27/2006 2:21 pm

Deep breaths! Don't want you adding hyperventilating to that hysteria!


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 2:56 pm:
Breath in......breathe out....breathe in....breathe out! It didn't help!!!!

Looking0100 54M

6/27/2006 3:26 pm

Angel,

I totally understand what you are saying. You are constantly having sex on the mind (just like me all the time). I think that is a good thing, unless it becomes a real obsession. Do you feel that that you are obsessed with sex? Maybe, maybe not.

I know that I am, to some extent. Try being a 43 year old virgin and see if you can avoid an obsession toward sex.

You have enjoyed lots of sex with your husband. Then, tragic news hits you real hard. And you are forbidden to have sex for eight weeks. . I feel very sad for you. I am sad that you are not enjoying a nice sexual release. I wish there was something that I could do to help you out with this problem.

Can you wait just seven more days? I hope so. You need to give yourself time to fully heal. That is best for you. Once you are totally healed, then you will be having non-stop sex (hopefully) with your husband. Just be patient.

You are very stressed right now. I can see that. But, one deep breath. Hold it in for ten seconds. Then release it slowly. Repeat that two more times. I hope that will make you feel better. Just keep doing that (while thinking pleasant thoughts), and you should get over your worry. Take time out for yourself to just relax, doing nothing exerting or thought-provoking (keep those obsessive thoughts out of your head).

I know you can do this, Angel. You have made it this far. I have seen your progress. I have been with you in spirit and in love every day since your "doctor's orders". I will continue to support and love you every day, as I am doing right now.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:50 am:
Thanks Jon! I know you've been a good supporter!

readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

6/27/2006 4:05 pm

I always wondered about who invented the vibrator Now I know thanks and I am cumming with you....Ready

Ready


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:50 am:
Ready....amazing what we can learn everyday, isn't it?

oldude1946 71M

6/27/2006 5:12 pm

My Dr is a woman and I'm gonna go see her


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:51 am:
You go Oldude!!!!

firestarter665 42M/39F

6/27/2006 5:22 pm

So Sears huh? Can you imagine walking into Sears now and asking them where they carry the vibrators?

I am sure that your doc will relieve your hysteria by telling you that you can go home to start the fireworks. Hell, I'll probably see them from here in Jersey.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:52 am:
Fire....I know! Sears used to be kind of a medicine man in a catalog! The old, old catalogs are fun to look at!

vrec_dawn 40M

6/27/2006 5:25 pm

I'm not a doctor, but maybe I should play one on TV. He he he.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:52 am:
Vrec......wanna play doctor with me????

twirly_girl 47F

6/27/2006 5:55 pm

I think I suffer from "Hysteria" too.
But someday when the cure comes, then I'll suffer
from the "vapors".


-Nic

-Nikki


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:53 am:
Nic......oh God! You made me laugh so hard! I might get the "vapors" too!

SacredStarDance

6/27/2006 6:29 pm

omg.. I can't look at glitter the same anymore.. lol...

great post

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:54 am:
Mrsmuffland.......you are just too funny!

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
6/27/2006 6:58 pm

Hysterically giggling....

(umm...does that count??)

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:54 am:
Impish....that counts girlfriend.....that counts!!!!

sexyariesgirl 57F

6/27/2006 7:33 pm

WOO HOO Angel! You go girl.....

Power To FOK


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:55 am:
Sexy....thanks....I'm going....but I'd rather be cumming!!!!

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
6/27/2006 8:46 pm

What is the best lubricant for a screwing that's not running very smoothly? My mind is holding my body hostage and demanding an orgasm.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 2:20 pm:
Somethingelse......if your mind is holding your body hostage.....hmmmmmm.....I don't think I can help you out there!

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/27/2006 10:39 pm

Angel,

Why go see a doctor to relieve your 'hysteria', when it would appear there are many who would gladly volunteer to help you with this problem?

Just my viewpoint...

NG61...slipping back into the darkness...


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 2:21 pm:
NG....well, I love your opinion! I just thought since the doc imposed this "hysteria" on me....he should cure it! lol

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
6/27/2006 11:03 pm

So...what's on your mind?...bedroom sex, chair sex, stairs?...backseat? Grocercy Store? Kitchen?

I hope it is marvelous for you soon Angel...


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 6:55 am:
Lusty....sex....anywhere...anytime...!!!!

fortunaswm 62M/52F

6/28/2006 10:09 am

I believe I'm going to start med school tomorrow - and if my patients can't sit still - I'll have to give them a good tongue lashing


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 2:22 pm:
Fotuna.....you go! Sounds like a great bedside manner to me!

HBowt2 59F

6/28/2006 2:22 pm

i always said it should be on perscription....i knew i wasn't mad....


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/28/2006 2:50 pm:
HB.....see how right you were???

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
6/28/2006 5:39 pm

There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed with an insane outburst of orgasm. Your own common sense should tell you that common sense alone is not enough.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 6:29 am:
Somethingelse....amen!

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
6/28/2006 9:16 pm

I wonder if dentist would perform this medical procedure. My new dentist is sooooo hot I thought about getting root canals done on all my teeth. It would be worth it.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 6:29 am:
Lady....ooohhhh.....a dentst! Well...t's worth a try...better than a root canal! lol Just be sure to come back and tell us all about it!

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
6/29/2006 11:12 am

HOW I AM …

DEPENDS ENTIRELY
ON
WHAT YOU MEAN
BY ”HOW”,
BY ”I”,
AND BY ”AM”.

I should feel much better once I've had an orgasm.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 9:16 pm:
Somethingelse....if you were a woman, I'd say you had "womb madness"!!! lol

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
6/29/2006 3:57 pm

With my medical training I could be of assistance


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/29/2006 9:17 pm:
Cru....you and Vatraveler......amatuer gynocologists! lol Well, come on over and help then!

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
6/30/2006 3:45 am

I've found the secret of happiness ~~ total disregard of rationale. I call it “pussy centric.”


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
6/30/2006 3:46 am

Some people know how to get on top of their burdens, and turn them into orgasms.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/2/2006 4:15 pm

hmmm, seven weeks... that would be hard. And to think I went three years, by choice! Now that I have a wonderful lover, I could never go that long.

DustStormDiva


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