Angel And The A.F.F. Dwarfs  

angelofmercy5 58F
12148 posts
6/23/2006 7:00 am

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Angel And The A.F.F. Dwarfs

I was telling someone in a comment here the other day that I sometimes feel a little like Snow White in my backyard. Now...we don't live in the country......but we do live in a neighborhood, at a dead end with nothing but a borough pit/pond behind us. We have all kinds of nature in our backyard.....and I like to sit out there with my feet dangling in the pool and just listen to all the sounds of nature.

We have turtles that bring their whole family up to sun on a fallen tree. We have a couple of muskrats...yep....Muskrat Sally and Sam! We have owls....bullfrogs....tree frogs....rabbits....birds of all kinds....and skinks. Skinks are a cross between a lizard and a snake. They are fascinating creatures who take a mate for life....and live under our gazebo. They run for their life when they see a human....but the're fun to watch.

So, you can see that in my own backyard in the city.....I have a little country! But, as Snow White.....I seem to be missing my dwarfs! And I'd like more than seven!!!!! lol

So, if you were one of my dwarfs....regardless of your height....what would your name be????

rm_pagan380 64M
4405 posts
6/23/2006 7:07 am

Sleazy, LOL

Come play naked in the sunshine and dance naked under the stars.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 7:12 am:
Pagan.....I love it! Thats a great dwarf name!

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
6/23/2006 7:09 am

Angel...let me think on this for a minute, Hmmmm.... "HORNY"? lol That was a brain twister cumming up with that one...


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 7:13 am:
Horny......what other name could there be for you!!! Did you read my poem on your poem????

HighPocKets1938 77M

6/23/2006 7:13 am

Mercy said I have to use the alias of Tasty Tester when I'm about to go into the "mine" for some "deep" exploratory core samples.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 7:14 am: tell Mercy for me that I think that's a great dwarf title for you!!!!! Proud to have you on my team of dwarfs!!!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

6/23/2006 7:21 am

Busty *Y*

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 7:27 am:
Mrsprag....I love it! And after reading your recent post....I think the name fits just fine! Welcome Busty to Angel's group of dwarfs!

VATraveler1948 68M

6/23/2006 7:31 am

Rats, I wanted the name horny! I guess I will ask for the name Boner.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 7:42 am:
VAT...."Boner" it is then! And by the looks of those pants....I guess it's appropriate!

Looking0100 54M

6/23/2006 7:39 am

I think I would be Lover.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 7:47 am:
Ok then Jon!

PassionKisses4Me 44F

6/23/2006 7:42 am

I want to be "Naughty"



angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 7:47 am: ARE "Naughty" in such a nice way!

000TBoy 42M
194 posts
6/23/2006 7:42 am

not very original I'm afraid but Naughty - it's just got a better ring to it than Haughty, Warty or Portly!

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 7:56 am:
I guess you can be "Naughty Boy"! And oh please be naughty!!!!

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/23/2006 7:42 am

Call me Happy.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 7:57 am:
Keith....I'll call you "Happy"....or anything else you'd like!

MWWwantmore 51F

6/23/2006 7:42 am

At this point I may as well be HOPPY or LIMPY, with the cast and all

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 7:57 am:
MWW.....awwwww! How much longer with the cast? Okay then....Hoppy you shall be!

000TBoy 42M
194 posts
6/23/2006 7:44 am

great minds think alike Becky! Jinx! Given that you want to be Naughty and I already am - I can arrange a free lesson if you'd like

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 7:58 am:
"Naughty Boy"......I'm sure Becky doesn't need the lessons....but she'll have fun taking them anyways! lol

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
6/23/2006 7:55 am


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 9:16 am:
Princess.....I think that would be the perfect name for you!

rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
6/23/2006 9:39 am

I have to agree about the Sunny comment for Shaye and Dusty...witty. Very witty. LOL!


Yup...this juiciness is from me....


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 10:01 am:
Alright...."Juicy" it is! I bet that name will knock the dust off of "Dusty"! lol

fortunaswm 61M/52F

6/23/2006 10:13 am

Guess I would have to go with "Cuddles" - that is when I'm most at peace - with you held warmly in my arms.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 12:54 pm:
Fortunaswm...."Cuddles" it is then. And there is nothing I like to do more than cuddle! Although I must say that today it is a little too hot for too much of that!

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
6/23/2006 10:13 am

Oh, tell me no one else got it and is going to comment about it?
Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doin' the town and doin' it right in the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny
Captain & Tennille

I think Playful would be a good name. What do you think?

Once, when I was camping all by myself by a lake (the only person in the campground) I stayed in my hammock real quiet like. All kinds of critters came by that normally stayed away when the camp was full. It was cool. Deer came down to the lake in the evening to drink.

Got birds in the back yard. And a ground hog stopped by once. Squirrels sometimes. Neighborhood cats. We are on a cul de sac (or how ever you spell it) but it's in a crowded community so not much open land here. My parent on the other side of town had a deer walk right down the road.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 12:55 pm: know....I just KNEW it was Suzie! And I even sang the song to myself! I'm so glad you are the one that got it!!!!! I think "Playful" would be the best name for you! Don't you just love nature??

geminiwarrior 57F

6/23/2006 10:26 am

I'm a city girl and your backyard sounds like the country to me. I get a few birds thats it!
Today Angel I want to be Smiley

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 12:56 pm:
Gemini...."Smiley" it is then. And I hope you are smiling every day! I know my backyard sounds like country...and we just love it!

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

6/23/2006 10:27 am



angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 12:57 pm: want to be called "confused"? Or do you just want me to confuse you.....cause I bet I can do that!

MaggiesWishes 59F

6/23/2006 10:32 am

Err... 'cuse me, but I have your job and it's waiting on you ...
AS for the Dwarf .... can I name him, ticklepuss, or can I just have one?


Your new assignment is:
Physical Enhancement Recovery RN (Resists Nothing)
You will be known as:
Nurse 2Give You Mercy

Nurse Maggie, DON (Diva of Naughtiness)

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 1:08 pm: I'm the confused one! Do you want me to call you "Ticklepuss".....or send a dwarf over to "tickle your puss"???? I'm going to go check out my assisnment oh great "DON"!!!!!

ilsuconu 56M

6/23/2006 10:43 am

Mine would have to be one of those hypenated names that seem to be popular when someone is with someone else and wants to keep a little bit of individuality:


because you and the others “Whom I Simply Adore” keep making me
Deliriously Joyful!

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 1:08 pm: are so sweet! I like Deliriously Joyful for you!

penguinluvr 58M
1083 posts
6/23/2006 10:57 am

I dunno? I think I'm already a dwarf.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 1:02 pm:
You are too cute! So should I just call you "Opus"???? OR "lover"????


6/23/2006 11:00 am


just a squirrel trying to get a nut

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 1:04 pm: are "playful"....but Spaceranger already picked it! So, how about "playfulone"???

rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
6/23/2006 11:15 am

This time of year, I got be sneezy!

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 1:04 pm:
Darkn....I was hoping to get a "Sneezy"! There's alot of that going around this time of the year.

4u281 64M

6/23/2006 11:31 am

uh Pokey

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 1:05 pm:
Lewis...I almost told Vatraveler to be pokey! But you are definitely "Pokey"!!!!!

rm_babyboomer26 66M
898 posts
6/23/2006 2:10 pm

I can't believe nobody's taken this one yet, so I better grab it while it's available - SEXY!

I envy you your backyard critters. All I ever get is alligators!

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 2:26 pm:
Baby....."Sexy" it is!!! I think it suits you very well!

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
6/23/2006 2:14 pm

I had to cum back and see if I read right this morning...Angel and her DWARFS not DORKS. LOL

And to say "Thank You" for the thoughtful poem...


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 2:27 pm:
You crack me up "Horny"! Yes, it is dwarfs.....and I'm glad you liked my little tiny poem!!!

SleekIcilyVarix 41M

6/23/2006 2:24 pm

At first I thought SULTRY but then I thought who am I kidding?

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 5:13 pm:
Fireslide....I don't the picture, Sultry would work! But "Clumsy" just sounds more like one of the dwarfs!

parkingspacereq 45M

6/23/2006 3:35 pm

hey angel thanks for visiting my blog
i would be smiley cos i am never sad and always smile, its a easy one really.
it is easy to smile - remember

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 5:12 pm:'re welcome...and thanks for stopping by mine! Smiley it will be then! I like someone who knows the value of a smile!

oldude1946 70M

6/23/2006 4:17 pm

I have been oldude for so long I don't know how to be anything else

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 5:11 pm:
Well, I think "Oldude" is just perfect! Maybe I'll get a "Youngdude" too!!! lol

spacecadet561 59M

6/23/2006 6:20 pm

Given my handle here, I'd go for "spacey". Given my top degree, I could also go for "space doc", which fits my penchant for exploring the "inner spaces" of the ladies.


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 9:01 pm:
Spacecadet.....I love "Space Doc".....and the reason behind it!!!

JaniSux 44F

6/23/2006 6:42 pm

Hmmm.. I'd be 'Horny' or 'Slutty' or... NO! ya know what... who says that all dwarf names should end in a 'Y'.. where is that law written?

I will be
'Bad Girl Dwarf' teehee

*crossing fingers hoping no one else has thought of breaking the rules and choosing this name* lol

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 9:02 pm:
Jani.....I agree that not all dwarf names need to end in a "y"! So "Bad Girl Dwarf" it is!! I love it!!!!

complexlysimple 34M

6/23/2006 6:56 pm

mmmm complexly? crazy? bouncy? .... crazy complexly bouncy .... cracobouncy? ...yeah, that might work cracobouncy ...that'll work before my mind really starts to get moving

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 9:03 pm:
Complexly......cracobouncy it is! I think that totally fits you....don't you???? Is it dangerous when your mind gets moving???

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/23/2006 7:19 pm


NG61...slipping back into the darkness...

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 9:04 pm:
Nightguy....."Bashful" it is! I love the mystery of you!!!

puntachueca 105M

6/23/2006 7:34 pm


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 9:05 pm:
Ah puntachueca my friend! "Slurpy" it is....and I can guess the reason behind that one!!!

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
6/23/2006 8:07 pm

I would be Kissy {=}

Put me in the area of the yard where you need me the most {=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 9:06 pm:
Goddess.....I think "Kissy" is just right for you! And I'll give you the central position......I think all the dwarfs will be surrounding you vying for your attention!!!!

bigandtallreturn 37M

6/23/2006 8:51 pm


This old lady called me that today (she screwed up her pick-up today, and blamed it on me), then wagged her finger at me and said "And if I call you an asshole, you better believe that's what you are, mister!"

So if some shriveled-up old lady calls me that, then it must be true, RIGHT?

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 9:07 pm:
Bigandtall....Nahhhhhhh! Asshole just doesn't fit......maybe the shriveled up old lady....but not you with that great smile! Lets call you "flirty"!!!!

HeartlessBitch69 46F

6/23/2006 8:55 pm

I would have to say my name would be "BITCHY" lol

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 9:14 pm:
Heartless....even though it goes against the tender heart that I know you have....I'll let you be "Bitchy"!!!

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
6/23/2006 8:56 pm

How bout I be Pantsless

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 9:15 pm:
Cru......"Pantless".....sounds...well....err.......wonderful! For real???

VirginiaDuckie2 60M

6/23/2006 8:58 pm

I want to be known as Duckie... I know I can Quack you up!

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 9:16 pm:
Rubber Duckie??????? You really do quack me up!!

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
6/23/2006 9:43 pm

How about playful or even... Whisper...

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/23/2006 10:00 pm:
There's no better name for you than "Whisper"! It is sexy....and mysterious all at the same time!

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/24/2006 2:16 am

Id have to be funny, just for a change

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/24/2006 5:41 am:
"Funny"......I love it....especially if you are really funny! lol

kitchenfun1234 44M
1797 posts
6/24/2006 3:01 am

Ohhh, I'm not sure what my dwarf name would be, probably Naughty as well. You'd have an army of Naughty's looking at the responses to this post.

Your garden sounds much more interesting than mine. i just have rats and a few foxes. Skinks sound cool

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/24/2006 5:42 am:
Kitchen....welcome to my blog! And how about "Naughtyboy"? Just so I can tell you apart! That could be important when calling you to......ummmmmmm......dinner!!!

complexlysimple 34M

6/24/2006 4:22 am

dangerous? .... It can be ...usually once it gets started though it's more like the energizer bunny moving at warp speed numerous directions nearly simultaneously - it can be handy at times but sometimes it's more usually ....

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/24/2006 5:43 am:
Complexlysimple......I'd take a chance and see the simultaneous direction thing at least one time! lol

rm_4wolfsr 57M

6/24/2006 7:07 am

I think I would be...........TZ

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/24/2006 11:41 am:
4wolfsr....I am so enjoying your blog! So, if you want to be called "TZ"...its' fine with me! Welcome!

spurtzee 62M
55 posts
6/24/2006 2:27 pm

Well I was going to say Horny....the tall one nobody ever mentions

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/24/2006 3:28 pm:
Spurtzee....we already have a horny.....but we could have a Superhorny dwarf! Will that be ok? And welcome to my blog!

MorganLeFaye1978 38F
110 posts
6/24/2006 5:04 pm

I want to be Enchanting-one... I would love to add a sense of mystical air to your garden of creatures!

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/25/2006 7:04 pm:
Morgan....there IS a mystical air about you, isn't there? So, "Enchanted One" is a great name!

micahbiguns 50M

6/24/2006 9:38 pm

how bout jokey

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/25/2006 7:05 pm:
Micah.....Jokey it is!!! Almost wedding day, isn't it?

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/25/2006 7:05 pm:
Micah.....Jokey it is!!! Almost wedding day, isn't it?

rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
6/25/2006 1:34 am


angelofmercy5 replies on 6/25/2006 7:06 pm:
Unlistedone......"Stiffy" made me laugh!!!! But I need a "stiffy" amongst my dwarfs......ya know?

boydcounty 67M

6/25/2006 6:34 am



angelofmercy5 replies on 6/25/2006 7:07 pm:
"Lickety-de-split" a good one. Care to tell me why you'd like that name????

florallei 99F

6/26/2006 8:42 pm

My name will be SILKY!...what a fun post...TY

angelofmercy5 replies on 6/27/2006 5:14 am:
Florallei...."silky" does seem to fit you! What beautiful hair you have in that picture!

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