Amuse Me Today  

angelofmercy5 58F
12148 posts
3/22/2006 8:13 am

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Amuse Me Today

I drove back from my little hotel trip today and went straight to the hospital for my radiation treatment. This one got me....I had to stop on the interstate twice to throw up. I'm tired. I have to teach. And I just want to lay down somewhere.

So....Amuse me today!

Tell me something about yourself. Or a joke. Or a funny thing you did. Or that you're in love. Or ask me something about myself that you'd like to know.

Amuse me today..........pretty please?????


fantasylover_05 62M

3/22/2006 12:31 pm

I would love to more than "amuse" you!!

Did you have that dinner I told you to do?

How long have you been teaching?

My damn truck is in the damn shop AGAIN today!! I want to GET RID OF IT!! When I dropped it off this morning there was a wild turkey strutting around the parking lot at the garage!


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/22/2006 4:41 pm:
Fantasylover.....I'd like to be "amused"!!!

Ok...No, we didn't have that dinner at one of the taverns. But we talked about it. It rained....and snowed a little the night we would have gone....and all I had was a light jacket...and you know you have to walk every where in the colonial section of Williamsburg. But we did eat at Pierce's BBQ which is a landmark here for over 36 years. Even been written up in Southern Living and Gourmet. It was good.

I've been teaching at the community college for about 11 years now. I kind of stumbled into it at the urging of a good friend who was a Dean there. And I loved it. I love the students. Up until this last year, I taught as well as worked sometimes 60 hour weeks at a busy medical practice. I had knee surgery and didn't work for awhile. I wish I didn't have to go back to work full time and could just teach....but there isn't great money in teaching.

The wild turkey strutting around the parking lot cracked me up!! It wasn't you was it? HAHAHA Love ya!

Sulabula 45F
12658 posts
3/22/2006 1:27 pm

Here's a joke that I have been banned from telling

What is yellow and writes poetry?

A Ballpoint Banana!

Err...Now you know why I was banned from telling it

I hope you feel better


Sula xxx

come visit my blog


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 4:04 am:
Ok Sula....I can see why you've been banned from telling it. But it did make me laugh!

HighPocKets1938 77M

3/22/2006 2:40 pm

I still wish I could be there for you dearest, but as you once said and should you feel the need for a bit of my own history (inspired by you) take a little look at my blog.


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/22/2006 4:44 pm:
Oh Highpockets.....I just read your blog. And it is something else. You are a very special man....who cares deeply for his friends and loved ones. Thank you for writing that.

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/22/2006 2:54 pm

The best joke ever, Be glad your not me. Let's see what joke from my arsenalGOT IT! What is the true definition of trust?

Stay tuned for answer. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA in my best evil dr. laugh


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 4:05 am:
Cru...I'm waiting for the answer....cause I don't know!

rm_Keystone3812 65M
583 posts
3/22/2006 3:36 pm

Read my last entry........ You requested it! I'm so sorry that this last treatment got to you. I'm thinking of you, you Sweet Angel of mercy. Hope my entry made you smile. Hug to you, Sweet.


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 4:06 am:
Key....thank you. You did make me smile!

SacredStarDance

3/22/2006 4:08 pm

oh sweetie.. would just like to hugg you..
because of you I think my hubby left me...for good!!!!

Remember the butterfly garden.. well you made me go look at it, I noticed the first bloom the bloom inspired me to paint the back of the house.. so I took the bloom to the paint store to match the color.. Hubby came home saw me painting and shook his head.. (the one on his shoulders) and left.. hmmmm whats wrong with deep purple with lime green shutters ??? i'll send a pic tomorrow. feel better...

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 4:07 am:
Mrsmuff....I can hardly wait to see the picture! You are so cute! I'm smiling at the sight of you painting the house purple with lime green shutters!

oldude1946 70M

3/22/2006 5:00 pm

I would tell ya but the cops may still be looking for me


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 4:07 am:
Oldude....tell me anyways. I won't blab to the cops!

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/22/2006 6:32 pm

Is the site really slow tonite or is it me? Ready for the answer?

2 cannibals having oral sex


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 4:08 am:
Cru....ok, now I'm laughing hard and out loud! Dear lord....that surely would require trust!!!!

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
3/23/2006 4:29 am

I don't just want it, angel: I need it!!!

*c'est la vie*

You’re such an esculent bitch, you know???

Check out my latest post and leave a knockout comment!!!

Click here --> @@ somethingelse40


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 11:20 am:
I'm not too sure what esculent means? Want to tell me, or do I have to get out my dictionary.

fantasylover_05 62M

3/23/2006 5:04 am

On Travelingintexas's post "Tag! You Are It!" , he is making us do the following:

* TAG YOU ARE IT! *

The first player of this game starts with and shares "6 weird/things/habits/oddities about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog sharing THEIR 6 weird habits/things/oddities.

At the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their latest blog post and tell them to read yours.

And you are one of my peepz.

So you gotta do it…

His original post Tagged Kitties! Don't forget to Spay and Neuter!

Mine that implicates you [post 281440]


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 11:19 am:
Thanks Fantasylover.....my little sweetiepie!!!!!!! This is kind of fun!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
3/23/2006 5:26 am

Umm...lets see.
Well, yesterday I was kind of hyper. We have a tile floor and I was having fun sliding around the house in my socks while dancing around. Went to go get on my computer, slid through the door of the office and landed oh so gracefully in the chair (one of the ones with wheels), thinking that my momentum would roll the chair perfectly in front of the computer. It would have worked beautifully, but we have one of those plastic floor protectors down in front of the desk. As the chair slid sideways, the wheel caught on the edge of the plastic and stopped rolling. Well, remember that momentum? Yep, flipped the chair over and landed me on my butt on the floor with my feet in the air with my bathrobe tangled around my head.


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 11:18 am:
Curious...I have a great mental image of how you must have looked on the floor with your feet up in the air and your bathrobe tangled around your head! We just have to laugh at ourselves sometimes....don't we?

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
3/23/2006 5:41 am

Sorry you’re not feeling like you ought.

So here goes:

Did you hear about the constipated math teacher with the unsolvable equation? . . . He finally got it worked it out . . . in the end . . . with a pencil! Ok, lame I know!

A short story for your amusement:

Gomer and Sally Jo; both were slow, uneducated and backwards country hicks. Gomer comes home so depressed because he just lost his job, the trailer rent is due, the electric is unpaid and his old truck needs gas. Hanging his head he brings Sally Jo up to speed on their desperate situation. Sally Jo stands and proclaims she has ‘skills’ and she will make sure they still have a roof over their heads in the morning. Gomer is a proud man and protests strongly but finally concedes and agrees to let Sally Jo help in this dilemma.

Then about dark, Sally Jo makeup on, dressed in a tube top, short skirt and high heels heads for town. Just before dawn, tired and worn, she steps back into their trailer and wakes Gomer to show him her earnings. Gomer groggily asks, “Sally Jo, honey, how did it go tonight?” She answers proudly, “I done made two hundred thirty dollars and ten cents!” Gomer looks at her oddly and asks calmly, “Sally Jo, baby, who done gived you ten cents?” Sally Jo smiles and states, “Gomer, you silly goose, why EVERYBODY done gived me ten cents!”

Feel better Angel, been thinking about you and wondering. {{{HUGS}}} Feel better!

H.


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 11:17 am:
Horny!!!!!!! That story was funny! Poor Sally Jo really worked her "butt" off, didn't she? Thanks for the good wishes...and for the jokes to keep me laughing!

3noangels 58G

3/23/2006 7:26 am

Hugs N Kisses.. How do you Keep an ANGEL in suspence?.....We will tell you later..

You know alot about us already, you are our favorite blog viewer, of course you knew that too.. We are so glad that we can help inspire you back just a little..

Remember what Dolly Parton gave Burt Reynolds in the "Little Whorehouse" Black Bikini Bottom with silver snaps. And burt said if he put it on it was "like puttin a Bowling Ball into a marble bag," and said he thought it was a Japense Slingshot.. and then he put it on, and ask what the silver snaps were for? They got into bed, and the next thing Dolly held it in her hand, said.. "Now you know what those SNAP ARE FOR"

We just watched a great couple of movies, had a comedy marathon last night.. First was IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, WORLD!! next was A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM.... If you can see if you can find them to see, thoses were great Comedies when you had the best Hollywood could put on.. Spencer Tracy, Sid Ceasar, Imogene CoCoa, Johnaton Winters, and a cast too munerous.. And the Forum with Zero Mostel and Phil Silvers, Buster Keaton being told to run around the Hills of Rome 7 times.. Oh and we had Dinner ROMAN style while watching it too.. You should try that sometimes..

We hope this cheered you up just a little.. We love Musicals, and when they are Comedies too, well you just can't beat that combination.. Almost better than SEX.. !!!

How do you keep an ANGEL in suspence? We just did, you read all that to get to this END... Remember Life is a unknown trip, ENJOY the JOURNEY... your best roadmaps you can follow.... Love, Peace, Prayers


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 11:14 am:
Ok ladies...you did keep me in suspense! LOL I think watching some funny movies would be just the thing to do. I love musicals too. When "Funny Girl" came out in the theaters years ago...I think I went 7 times! Love ya!

campfirecozy 66M

3/23/2006 7:31 am

angel...there's always good news and bad news:

The bad news is that you had to stop and be nauseated ('so sorry!)
The good news is that you weren't naked and didn't lock yourself outa the car!

Hugs,
Cozy


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 11:13 am:
Cozy....oh dear lord! You are right...there's always something to be thankful for.

RoyalPurpleRose 51F

3/23/2006 7:32 am

Darlin' hope you are feeling much better. Here's a little something to make you smile

On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting. "Honey," she says, "now that we're married, will you tell me what a penis is?"

He almost fell off the chair when he heard her ask. So, being her husband, he led her into their room and took his pants off. "*This*, my love, is a penis." he told her.

"Oh!" she exclaimed. "It looks like a dick, but only much smaller!"

~Kisses, RPR


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 11:12 am:
I LOVED this one! It was too funny thank you so much Royalpurplerose for stopping by and making me laugh! I'll have to check out your blog!

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
3/23/2006 4:43 pm

Surely that esculent stuff must have been something the nooky fairy snuck in on us unawares, angel: you’re such an edible dish, you know??? I don't just want it, angel, I need it, okay??? *c'est la vie*

Where’s my knockout comment on boy girl stuff???

Would you like it better with or without the little animated gizmos? Too many of them seem to be quite excessively distracting, huh? Perhaps one or two is enough, if not at least one too many? What are you’re thoughts on the matter?

Click here --> @@ somethingelse40


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/23/2006 6:22 pm:
I guess I would like it animated or not animated! lol

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
3/23/2006 8:58 pm

your fucking dictionary ... not the regular one >>!


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/24/2006 1:33 pm:
Oh my!

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
3/23/2006 11:20 pm

A man goes to the doctor.

"What's the matter?" says the doctor.

"Every time I go to urinate it goes all over the place," says the man.

So the doctor examines the man's penis and finds that a row of holes had appeared along the shaft.

"Oh dear!" says the doctor. "I'm afraid you've got PP."

"PP?"

"Perforated Penis. Now I can't help you but here's the phone number of someone who can."

And the good doctor hands him one of those drug company freebie tear-off notelets with a telephone number scrawled on it.

"What's his specialism?" asks the patient. "Is he a urologist?"

"No," says the doctor. "He's a clarinet player. He'll show you where to place your fingers next time you need to go."

warm XX


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/24/2006 1:34 pm:
Warmandsexy.....oh my...that was too funny! I used to play the clarinet years ago! Thanks for the laugh!

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
3/24/2006 2:26 pm

Don't you usually keep one next to your bed, perhaps somewhere near the KY stuff?

@@ somethingelse40


angelofmercy5 replies on 3/24/2006 8:03 pm:
One what?

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