Taken From a group but cute and funny!!  

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9/8/2006 1:27 am
Taken From a group but cute and funny!!

Taken From a group but cute and funny!!
HEADACHE REMEDY A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect timing," her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin.You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you..........."Thursday September 7, 2006 - 08:04am (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause - Saw this and thought it would be good to share!!
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause arrived at a woman's door without
warning: Itchy, Crankie, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and
All-Dried-Up.

One by one they crept into her own private cottage in the woods and
started to take over her life. The first to arrive was Itchy. she
developed this itch on her right calf that was so irritating,
she wanted to scratch the skin right off her body.

Then Crankie came to her door. No longer was her PMS contained
to one or two days a month-- it felt like constant PMS. Then she
would swing from Crankie to Weepy for God's sake, what was wrong
with her? Ding-dong... ...It's the middle of the night and Sweaty
has crawled into bed with her.

Oh, yes, Sweaty brought embarrassing hot flashes and introduced her
to night sweats where it seemed as if a faucet had been attached
between her breasts.

Of course Sweaty brought about Sleepy, because she was tired all
the time. She would wake up so many times in the night and not be
able to get back to sleep.

Bloated crept in slowly, her once-svelte figure got thick through
the middle section, even though she was following her weight-loss
program that had worked so well for so many years!

She can't quite remember when Forgetful arrived, but one day her
brain stopped working. She considered herself a pretty focused
woman until Forgetful came, and she could not keep a coherent
thought in her brain. Am I getting Alzheimer's? she wondered.

Last, All-Dried-Up slowly encroached upon her happy marriage. This
was probably the most unpleasant of the dwarf family. Sex was
no longer on the top of her list...or on her list at all. Her
husband would give her that knowing look, and she would think,
"Frankly, I'd rather have a smoothie."

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause! - What a family...


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