too hot andddd tooo coooollllllll  

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10/10/2005 10:15 am

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too hot andddd tooo coooollllllll

i got this joke from the internet , but can't really remember who foward it to me..! i know it's sounds funny, in some form of creative way some Indian films are made, if you r an indian, and read this below this, i just hope 1 thing, i'm not condeming anybody, in any form or any way of says, the reason i post this, just to share the joke.... a good joke which meant to be shared together..... that's all! hope no heart feelings...! chao

Recently the Father of physics, Newton, made a visit to earth to watch a movie.

He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie starring Vijaykanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes:

1) Vijaykanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Vijaykanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live vijaykanth.

2) In one of the movies, vijaykanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.vijaykanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster...& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kill the middle one.

3) Vijaykanth is chased by a gangster. Vijaykanth has a revolver but he got no bullets in it.
Guess what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster
to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, vijaykanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the
gangster dies....

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go
back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie
will follow his theory of physics. The whole movies go fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives.

Vijaykanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that
vijaykanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Vijaykanth has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. (Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible)...Vijaykanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide

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