wierd ass sex laws!  

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F
358 posts
11/14/2005 4:56 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

wierd ass sex laws!

For some wierd reason I got a wild hair to find some wierd sex laws. I have heard some wierd ones in passing and thought to myself......Self, lets go find some and do some research on where i would be convicted of some serious charges. so here are some and my thoughts on then

* Cats and dogs must have a permit to have sex in Ventura County, CA.
Evidently there is alot of interspecies mixing in Ventura County. What do dogs and cats have to do to get this permit, submit blood testing and presexual counseling on the backlash of interspecies mingling???

* Fairbanks, AK, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
ummmm I would like to lodge a compliant, I saw some "doing it" and was tramatized. How would a police officer back up this law? stick a ticket on its antlers???? I wouldnt be getting that close to any moose, much less a pissed off horny moose that you just inerupted in the middle of his "private" moment.

* Sexual positions other than missionary-style are illegal in Washington D.C.
ummmm I'm thinking that famous stain on Monicas dress did NOT get there from the missionary did it????

* It's illegal for a man to curse while having sex with his wife in Willowdale, OR.
OH man hubby would hate that, its the only time he gets away with calling me a bitch....lmfao

* There is a law in the state of Washington that states its is illegal to have sex with a virgin, even on thier wedding day
ummmmmm HUH?????? I cant think of anything else to say!

*In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
Yeah cuzz we cant have any gay sheep fuckers! WTF?

* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
I'm totally blank on this one?!?!

* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
What happens to the helpful toy lady for selling them the tools to accomplish this to its full potential? COME ON NOW masterbation is healthy without it I would lose my mind!

Ok so a few totally did NOT apply to me, but has me wondering how they came up with the laws....at some point some guy actually got caught having sex with a male animal and therefor the law just HAD to be made. these werent just things that some bored lawmaker came up with one night, who would think of such wierd shit........

~looks out into the masses in blogland~

ummm nevermind! OY!


djmuggy 39M

11/14/2005 10:14 pm

wow I am moving to some of these places. BREAKING THE LAW< BREAKING THE LAW. hehehehe. I would be dead at least four times in a day if I lived in indonesia.


anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

11/15/2005 4:35 pm

Thor~ where exactly is Civilized??? lol


anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

11/15/2005 4:36 pm

DJ~ so you WANT to move somewhere where you are going to be killed for self gratification? Gawd you are a tard......


anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

11/16/2005 4:14 am

Of course they are stupid, and did you know i know of a few toy shops in texas. As a military wife, i would be in alot of trouble, but hubby would be in more...oy


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
11/25/2005 12:42 am

LMAO.. poor moose... T

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