frienship shit with a twist  

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F
358 posts
11/30/2005 8:16 pm

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frienship shit with a twist

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

ptfreak 55M

11/30/2005 8:44 pm

Cool. Thanks.

TopFisher 63M

12/1/2005 1:20 am


Abuse me lady! I love it!

Very entertaining and thanks for sharing!!!

Are you like a fair weather friend? NAW, just tells it like it is!

good girl.

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

12/2/2005 6:08 am

ptfreak- yw

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

12/2/2005 6:10 am

innocent~ oh i so know, can almost hear the pants make the ass comment....

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

12/2/2005 6:13 am

Top~ i'm not a fair weather friend. I will so pick you up outta the huge mudpuddle you fall into, i will just have to wait to catch my breath from laughing at your clutzy ass first....ask innocent, she will tell ya!

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

12/2/2005 6:14 am

Thor~ i'm glad, me too

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