I'm afraid of umpa lumpas  

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F
358 posts
9/13/2005 4:09 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I'm afraid of umpa lumpas

yeah im trying to avoid having to clean house, so i thought I would write in here instead.

I am totally in love with Johnny Depp, bare his children kinda in love with him, especially with he was dressed as a pirate at the time of conception and talking to me in that wierd ass accent...i dont know....im a freak......but i have been infatuated with him since he was in 21 Jump Street. anyone remember that show? well here is my delima. I am terrified of umpa lumpas. i mean i cannot watch cahrlie and the chocolate factory for nothing, and when you hear why you are really going to think im a freak.
I watched that movie when my oldest runt (16) was about 5 and that night had a dream that i was gang by umpa lumpas. no fantasy involved, but brutaly by umpa lumpas. yeah i know if i was able to talk to frued(SP) he would have alot of wierd shit to say about that. well here Mr. Depp came out with charlie and the chocolate factory, and i dont think i can bring myself to go see it....what am I gonna do, cant exactly cover my eyes through 3/4 of the movie now can i, because im afraid of some stupid 3 foot men.


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
9/13/2005 5:51 pm

uh you're sooo not alone ..Lol oompa's freak me out make me feel like Im 3 ..shudders *I want my mommmyyyyyy*

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

Iluvoral1959 57M

9/13/2005 7:17 pm

That was funny, but I would take you out to dinner first.


Umpa Lumpa

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

9/13/2005 11:50 pm

fucking umpa lumpas......better be a damn good dinner.......
o.k. so now I know im not a freak, or it could be that you guys are just as much of freaks as i am...hmmmm a thought to ponder! lol

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

9/16/2005 1:07 pm

OMG traveling.....was doing fine going along reading, see your HARRRRRRRRR, and instead of Johnny Depp all i could picture was a damn peg leg getting ripped off and shoved in somones ass......now ave to go back and read those again..lmao

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