!5 things to do at Wal-Mart, while you spouse is taking Fucking FOREVER!  

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F
358 posts
11/16/2005 4:57 pm

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!5 things to do at Wal-Mart, while you spouse is taking Fucking FOREVER!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2.Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares......and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those
voices again!!!!"

And last but not least

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Now I got this in an E-mail like 3 years ago and died laughing then, but now when I got it this time it was even worse. The reason it is even worse is because I can sooooo see my hubby and his best buddy doing this shit in Wal-mart, while me and buddy's woman are looking at crap. His buddy is INSANE and I KNOW would do the
#10, cuzz I have seen him do it, or something very close....was HILARIOUS! Espcially when the person at the gun counter is a 21 yr old who looks like he has never really handled a gun before his new job....heheheheheeeeeeeee

Then watch a 70 yr old grandma trying to explain that THOSE are not her condoms....sorry was totally inapropriate I know.......


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
11/16/2005 6:03 pm

Fucking Hilarious!!!! LOL... and I am on my way to Walgreen's to pick up aspirin...what timing!!! LOL...


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

11/17/2005 11:33 pm

Tehe...your evil...just the way I like my women....

I like the ones who are like me...

HUGS & KISSES ~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


rm_SirRandal 55M
15 posts
11/18/2005 4:38 am

that list explaines alot of the behavior I've already seen there.


rm_EXOTICWATERZ 42F

11/20/2005 1:12 am

couldn't stop laughing after i read your blog.
your list will definitely make going out in - degree weather MORE ENJOYABLE


weineroftheworld 66M

11/21/2005 6:35 pm

More.....

16. Take a fishing rod from sporting goods and drop a line in the fish tanks in pet dept.

17. In the auto department, ask to see some tires, and kick them.

18. Take some pics with the digital cameras on display and ask the clerk to take the cable loose so you can develop them at the kiosk.

19. Men, go to the bra department and try some on over your shirt.

20. In the womens clothing, ask ladies if they have seen your pet python that got out of your pocket?


rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
11/23/2005 10:31 pm

LMAO. Just stumbled across your blog but this is hilarious...almost pissed myself laughing.


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
11/25/2005 12:39 am

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, my sister and I received this a few yrs ago in an email. We went to wal mart and did half of this.. We caused a riot in the bra and panty depeartment..lmaooooo
Too funny, thank for the reprint...
Wiener...LMAOOOO fish tank....T

T




rm_jrskitten 70M/54F
1 post
12/20/2005 12:07 am

add one more. TRUE STORY to this... take your wifes remote controll to her butterfly stand back click and watch. See how many items are dropped/broken/thrown b4 the woman runs to the bathroom to turn it off.. TRUE STORY been there done that. Had to buy eggs 3 times.


akbrdguru 49M  
108 posts
4/18/2006 8:30 pm

OMFG! this is too funny. I wanna go shopping with frbnks and jrskitten! I'm gonna try some of these soon. Will report back.


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