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Blogs > amjaknbid > Amber and Jack's Friends Blog.

Real answers given on California driving school exams.  

amjaknbid 57M/54F
468 posts
8/12/2009 6:26 pm
Real answers given on California driving school exams.

These are real answers given on exams by The California Department of Transportation's driving school. I you not. JACK.

Q Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at

The same time?

A The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q When driving through fog, what should you use?

A Your car.

Q What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A The color.

Q How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A Heavy psychedelics.

Q What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A Carry loaded weapons.

sciencegirl_31 50F
98 posts
8/12/2009 7:04 pm

 I love it! Although I seriously wonder if some of those weapons answers weren't given by Arkansas transplants
Back off, man! I'm a scientist - Bill Murray, Ghostbusters


revsfan12 44M

8/13/2009 5:37 pm

 those are pretty good!


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