That was embarrassing wouldn't you say..?!  

amberabercrombie 37F
11929 posts
6/6/2006 5:09 am

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That was embarrassing wouldn't you say..?!

I don’t know about you but I’ve sure had my fair share of embarrassing moments...diving into swimming pools and losing my bathing suit....the idiotic things I tend to say on dates....falling on my ass in the middle of parking lots....catching my hair on fire during sex......or most recent... going to Canada's Wonderland wearing a white halter top....white Capri's...white sandals.....and ending up having to buy a new outfit because someone wasn’t aware they were due for their monthly....

Lord I tell ya.....nothing and I mean nothing beats that feeling of wanting to crawl under a rock and wither away...hide your head in shame...throw that hand over you mouth because of the big oops you just said....or like yours truly.....having to use your purse as a cover up because you didn’t keep track of the calendar.....Embarrassing moments....hate them...laugh about them....leave em or love them...they happen...what can one do!....

Have you ever had an embarrassing moment...ever did something that you can laugh about now..but was mortified way back when....ever did something that made you want to run away.....hide your head in you get you let things roll of your shoulders....what’s embarrassing to you.....what was YOUR most embarrassing moment...?

rm_macallan4u 46M
968 posts
6/6/2006 5:25 am

Let's see if I can describe my "moment" properly. First the setting: Last November on a Caribbean Island, on the beach, playing volleyball. The group of girls I had been partying with all week decided to come see me play one fine morning. Now you need to understand that when it comes to sports, I have no medium speed or effort, I always go all out! The game is a close one and I'm playing very well, digging, diving, spiking. The girls are watching from behind me sitting on a few beach chairs. At one point, one of my teamates miss handles the ball and bumps it completely away, straight towrads the girls. In my never give up attitude, I start running towards it/them to bump it back. The ball is very high which gives me some time. On my way there, I stumple in the sand and land on my knees, once again this is not enough to stop me so I continue to "run" on my knees. I'm facing away from the court, towards the girls at this point. Just as I am about to look up, the ball lands on my head! I forward and see the girls 2 feet in front of me, bent over in laughter. Small bow, and straight back to the game. They didn't let me live that one down!

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
6/6/2006 5:51 am

We may be related in some way, but I don't necessarily hold that against you, generally preferring to hold some other things against you. If it’s embarrassing: so what?

firestarter665 42M/39F

6/6/2006 6:04 am

There was one day last year where all day long I had a large foam Blue's Clues sticker on my ass all day. Not one person told me about this very silly sticker on my ass until I got home. My three year old daughter said to me laughing "Mom, you have Blue's Clues on your but".

Makes me wonder how many people were staring at my ass that day laughing to themselves.

puntachueca 105M

6/6/2006 6:23 am

You know how you can program your cell phone to play a song...well I programmed mine to play the Mexican Hat Dance...and forgot about it...and flew down to Mexico City and was meeting with a very high ranking Mexican official...and my phone started ringing...talks about wanting to crawl under a rock.

Serenely_Yours 116
9198 posts
6/6/2006 6:37 am

I remembered my first time doing the doggy style when my pussy started to fart. I thought I was a freak and stopped the whole fucking session, almost cried as I blamed his cock was too small!

٭ ˚ °◦○☻ Serenely Yours ☺○◦° ˚ ٭

alphuctup 40M

6/6/2006 7:00 am

It's got to be a toss up between calling my Geography teacher "mum" in front of the whole class when I was about 14 (Geography lessons were such a joy from then on!) and taking the hand of who I thought was my girlfriend then leading her halfway out of a shop before realising I had in fact grabbed the hand of a complete stranger! Oops!

smackyman 45M
3843 posts
6/6/2006 7:12 am

A white halter top and capris - I thought for sure that you were going to say that you got drenched in one of the water park rides! I imagine that that must have been my imagination running off...*grin*

wanderlust01970 50M

6/6/2006 7:20 am

Oh yea, we've all had embarassing moments that we'd like to forget. Your questions was a mental prompt that brought back an image....on my honeymoon way back when my ex and I were young and very adventurous...first night at the hotel we were making love. We thought we heard a knock on the door, went to investigate, opened the door a crack, and saw nobody there. We didn't put a Do Not Disturb tag on the door knob, and when I went to step partially out the door to hang it, my wife, very playfully, pushed me hard. I lost my balance and fell beyond the door out into the corridor. She slammed the door shut. Now, here I am butt naked and I wasn't even an exhibitionist. I saw an older couple walking down the hall. They saw me and his wife was red faced and agast. The older gentleman just winked with a smile and said something like...gotta light? Wise ass!

I was a bit perturbed by the incident, and my wife was very apolegetic...well, guess how she expressed her apology? We had a great week!

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
6/6/2006 7:36 am

I typically let things roll of my shoulders. There was a time that my panty hose were hanging out of my pants and my boss said "What is that" and I reached up my slack's and pulled out a whole pair of hose!

Purry {=}


jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
6/6/2006 7:51 am

Like you I always seem to say something dumb on a date she would say something that just forces the smart ass side of my brain to counter hmmmm should I call it my dumb ass part of my brain. The only other thing I can thing of is when I was very young in high school I got this white pair of swimming trunks everything was cool until I got out of the water the material became almost transparent you could see everything. Well I did not notice until I saw the look in the eyes of the girls that were pool side (they got an eye full thats for sure). Hmmmm any large rock around here? Later girl JD

rm_bryan4a 36M

6/6/2006 8:42 am

Hmm... I had to call and tell a girl I used to work with. A similar situation happended to her involving a first date, a similar outfit, and a new light tan couch that didn't come clean... So Sorry!!!

m692000 46M
1 post
6/6/2006 10:34 am


westhill2006 53M

6/6/2006 12:07 pm

Nothing,I laugh at myself...

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
6/6/2006 1:10 pm

About 15 years ago I had just left the bathroom - I walked to the elevator - took that down several floors - walked through a busy traffic area of the building - out into the courtyard and then stood chatting with some people. I stopped when some kind soul tapped me on the shoulder and told me my skirt was tucked into itself - meaning everybody I had passes had a fine and very full view of my ass!!! Always turn in front of the mirror after using the powder room to make sure your skirt is not tucked into itself. By the way - this happened at work!!!


Dildo_replacemen 38M

6/6/2006 1:35 pm

I actually have a hard time remembering dumb and embarrassing moments. My friends do tend to continuously remind me of moments they think are embarrassing for me... but actually aren't, they're just fun to look back on and laugh at. I've done so many dumb things -- I know I have!
- A few weeks ago I got distracted by a very attractive women and walked smack into a fire hydrant... fortunately for me, the hydrant was the perfect height and caught me right in the jewels causing me to bend over and almost curl the ground in pain! They looked and laughed... I'm glad it made someone smile.
- I also do have a tendency to make bold and sometimes inaccurate statements like "I don't burn" or "that couldn't possibly hurt".

ChrisDL 47M

6/6/2006 2:10 pm

I'm one of those annoying people who reads your blog but doesn't comment....

Twelve years ago I was the compere for the final of a drama festival - the audience was about 350 people and one of my jobs was to introduce the judges onto the stage.

I had the first two written down, but the third was the wife of a good friend of mine, so I didn't need to write her name down did I?

My mind went blank on stage in front of 350 people - there is nowhere to hide!

closer2u1971 45M

6/6/2006 2:50 pm

Feeding the parking lot for the first time in my life (at 33!) in front of some beautiful girls who I befriended. I was mortified that I did this after a night of drinking and dancing because I had NEVER done that before in my life.

Now I know why they call the drink Adios Amigos!!

intierzha 43M

6/6/2006 3:58 pm

I was at a convention in Seattle last year and was asking someone how they were doing (like I do most customers) and was a little irritated they were ignoring me, so I started saying, 'Fine... ignore me. That's ok'. She then turned to look at me funny and started signing (and then I noticed the hearing aid). I simply nodded my head while my co-worker, who witnessed the whole thing, found it particularly amusing. Of course, he likes to retell the story at my expense, along with a few other things I've done.

I am sure I've embarrassed myself too many other times, but that will do.


real36CgirlPA 37F

6/6/2006 4:23 pm

Heheh..I've made an ass of myself so many times that the embarrassed feeling only passes through for a second anymore...

I think one of my crowning achievements in college was the day I went to walk out of the cafeteria building, slipped, smacked face-first into the glass exit door, and immediately afterwards fell on my ass in the coffee I had spilled all over myself (and the floor) and got a gusher of a bloody nose as well...LOL...I definitely wasn't having a high self-esteem day at that point. But it was pretty funny.

Djeeper1987 47M

6/6/2006 5:41 pm

How about the fact I have had so many embarrassing moments in my life, I can't count them all.
One of the worst things I get embarrassed about is not being able to hear and get the information correctly. Yes if you are wondering I am deaf.
Actually hard of hearing with an aid.
Hows that for embarrassing to put this on a blog now. What is the world of blogland going to think now?

Carpe Diem

FunFlirty4u 45F

6/6/2006 5:50 pm

My whole life is an embarassing moment. I blush a lot too. I can't think of anything at the moment but I'm sure I have another embarrasing moment coming on soon.

rm_imtheone42 74M
485 posts
6/6/2006 6:54 pm

I`m also trying to figure out how your hair caught on fire during sex. Too much friction maybe? A little KY jelly might have helped. You gotta tell us the story behind that one.

Balibabe19 41F

6/6/2006 7:22 pm

Most embarrassing...I have plenty but one which springs to mind.. I was visiting my then boyfriends parents in a sleepy country town...trying my darndest to make a great impression...night time came round and we were in bed and started to fool around, it was the excitement of being there in his old house, old bed..well needless to say the bed started rockin and squeaking away..that didn't embarrass me, not one bit if anything it spurred me imagine how mortified I was when we were basking in afterglow...he calmly points out to me the air shaft above the bed that links his bedroom to his parents...OH MY!!! That was embarrassing...BIG TIME!!!

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

6/6/2006 7:37 pm


The last embarrassing thing that has happened to me.

Oh no,LOLMr.Bambi and I had not been together that long and the first time I squirted was humiliating.I didn't know anything about squirting and I just thought that I had peed.

Lady Bambi

tillerbabe 55F

6/7/2006 12:48 am

So this is "copy and paste" thing ..sorry 'bout that - but I'm exhausted.
I'm just drifting in to give you my most humble gratitude for your words. Thank you from the bottom, top, sides and the very center of my heart.

SortsOmensAlien 58M
243 posts
6/7/2006 4:03 am

The blog seems to be working for me...

That was a good story. I thought you were going to say you got all wet. lol

But anyway my most embarrassing moment was when I was at the beach..
I was standing in front of the water facing everybody that was with us that day, even the life guard. When I decide to pull my swiming trunks out and looked down to make sure that everthing was in order. It was and when I looked up everybody was laughing even the life guard. I was pretty embarrased to say the least. I am not sure what I was thinking.

I am still reminded about that today.

I am sure that there are more...


rm_lust2u2 51M

6/7/2006 6:49 am

Perhaps not embarrassing enough, but never the less...
It happened during one of my adventures with my best mates at a quite good hotel in a foreign country somewhere. After a splendid dinner (with all good attributes) the music started to play and we all went up for the first dance (yes, it was such a dinner).
After a while (when all "courtesy dancing" was finished) I saw HER. She was in a conversation with some of her dinner company. Our eyes met for a short moment (you know that special...). During the next following minutes she declined some dancing invitations. And every time she "accidentally" caught my glance (wasn愒 so hard). So, no time for hesitation. I went up and let her eyes lead me towards her table. Lucky me she didn愒 decline my suggestion for a dance. The table conversation become silent for a while. I stood there ready with a inviting and helping arm for her, when she suddenly reached for something under the table - it showed to be her crutches (at least I think I was able to keep my composure). I companioned her to the dance floor thinking of how would this situation end. But what a lovely woman - full of life, good wit and charm (and mind). She could really enjoy. After some small talking during the dance she leaned toward me and whispered - "I didn愒 thought you would dare... lets have fun". What a smile! I gave a short glance towards her dinner company - they all had their conversation running again (it turned out to be her family and their good friends).
Later she told me her legs was damaged in a car accident.
And we really danced and enjoyed all night long

goodatpoetry2 66M
12376 posts
6/7/2006 1:43 pm

You'll like this one.
I once met a girl and brought her home, and she mentioned that she wrote poetry. At that time I never showed anyone my poems, but hey, I wanted to get laid, you know? So I pulled out some notebooks and let her read some of my stuff.
Well, she got to one of my poems that was written as a joke, really. Just a funny poem. It was about how everything is so plastic nowdays, even people. Nothing's REAL anymore. I remember it ended with something about fake tits being the pits.
THAT'S when she mentioned her implants! [Her beautiful, perfect, implants]
I never did get to meet them!

TriggerJinxed 38M

6/7/2006 2:29 pm

Have you ever seen me dance? Think this page ~> is white?

rm_tlaw781 38M

6/7/2006 5:46 pm

Hey lady, just got in trying to catch up on your blogs here. Racking my brains here and I'm really not pulling anything up in the embarrasing department (shrug). I laught at myself whenever possible so I don't really feel that "embarrased" feeling anymore.If I come up with any I'll be sure to update. Sorry to disappoint
I guess it's just my attitude. I think if I was female with a period and just ruined my outfit I would just tell people who were looking that it was the latest fashion trend and they were sooo behind if they weren't sporting it. If I were there I would have your back and go all over the top movie gay for you and be like "oh my god you are sooo pulling that off. you bitch. Don't hate me for being jealous.." to any passers by who might have curiosity. I'm headed to your next question but allow me to catch up on two things.
1) you are never too far out to get caught up on some music! For ex lately I'm exploring more 30's and 40's music than ever and that was 40 years before I was born! Baby steps..My offer still stands.
2) I'm flattered you would read my blog if i had one but I wouldn't know the first thing to say and you have the best one on here already. Plus you ask i'll answer (hopefully time permitting.. and damn I need to take this trash out it's really starting to stink..)

cobra70118 105M

6/7/2006 7:47 pm

I wrote about this early on in my blogs but it's worth mentioning again. I had this girlfriend a few years ago who's fantasy was always to have sex in an art gallery. One day while visiting this very upscale and newly renovated art museum we found ourselves alone in this one particular gallery room. She insisted and we did. Right there in the middle of this *significant* art museum... After, we noticed how no one had come into the room at all. Not even the guard who we saw earlier. We started walking out and pretended to be casually looking at the art. As we were leaving the gallery room we noticed the camera! OMG! After we noticed that one camera we noticed ALL the cameras all the way out to the front entrance. We had a long walk to those doors! I felt like I was in a Woody Allen movie.

I'll admit it, we were blushing all the way out those doors. That art museum btw was one of the more significant art museums west of the Mississippi.

Wonder if anyone has ever had sex in the Guggenheim... yet?

SleekIcilyVarix 41M

6/8/2006 12:31 am

Embarassing moments??? Yeah I have a few (hundred).
I too have set my hair on fire (just not during sex), I won a prize for scariest costume the one time I dressed in drag for Halloween, I've gotten a speeding ticket on a first date...

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
6/8/2006 6:58 am

Where do you want me to start? Tripping over my dress and falling down half a flight of stairs at a formal party? Bleeding through my tennis whites at the country club? Saying "That fucking moron!" in response to a GWB comment at the country club (other than the staff, I was probably the only Democrat present)? Thinking, at a formal reception, that the military attache at the Moscow embassy was one of the guards?

Geez, I spend half my life blushing at some kind of screw up.

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
6/8/2006 4:53 pm

Why are you so un-cooperative, whenever I have you under attack? Should I attempt a political or a military solution?

rm_wetfingeraz 53F
3012 posts
6/8/2006 5:03 pm

Imagine this: You go for a massage that you've been anticipating for days. You're settled on a warm comfortable table, soft lighting, a nice scented candle glowing in the corner, and soft music in the back ground. Your therapist has been working on you for about 15 minutes and you're just at the point where you're about to completely relax, when....PPFFFTTTT!!! Your therapist cuts a really loud fart.

Yes, folks, I was that therapist. I didn't feel it coming, and all of a sudden it was just out there. I just wanted to die, and I got a horrible case of the giggles. Thank God the client was face down and it didn't smell.

closer2u1971 45M

6/9/2006 3:03 am

1 part Amaretto Di Saronno®
2 parts Dark rum
1 part Gin
2 parts Gold tequila
1 part Vodka
1 part Grand marnier
1 part Kahlua
1 part Triple sec
top up Cranberry juice

puntachueca 105M

6/9/2006 5:39 am got great stories!!!!! Great post!!!
..and suffice it to say the project in question never happened. And now the guy is the front runner candidate for the presidency of the country ...boy am I fucked.

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