Cum on in and Bump some Uglies with me...=0)!  

amberabercrombie 37F
11929 posts
6/7/2006 5:21 am

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Cum on in and Bump some Uglies with me...=0)!

I remember one night when my X said to me...lets bump some uglies....Lord did I killed myself laughing...I had never heard that saying before....I’ve always got a kick out of the funny sexual sayings people substitute for the phrase making love...the odd things people say...the wacky comments that one will make.....I get a kick out of what people come up with when sex is involved....some of the substitutions for making love are really a riot...

So I'm sitting here tonight thinking of what I'm going to blog about when it hits me...I need a blog to make me laugh...its been a long few weeks....I'm now sick with strep throat and home for the week....last time I checked we were on a sex what the hell.....what better place to get those sexual sayings that puts a smile on my face than right here...right now!.....

So come on in and bump some uglies with me...give me your best sexual sayings.....give me some substitutions for sex!....if its repeated who bold....let loose and have fun!...You know you want to...Make a sick gal laugh....Give me any and all of your sexual sayings!....

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
6/7/2006 5:56 am

Isn't it a nice co-incidence that you and I are both horny at the same time?

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
6/7/2006 6:01 am

Cling to your virginity! In this world it's the only thing you can always be sure of.

TheCliticals 35F/F

6/7/2006 6:42 am

I once knew a guy who whenever we passed a tree with a hole in it screamed out, "THE MARK OF A DENDROPHILIAC!!!"


alphuctup 40M

6/7/2006 6:50 am

Amber you should know better than to complain about a sore'll have every perv on here offering you their special "remedy"

rm_banger381 52M
153 posts
6/7/2006 6:53 am

lets knock boots for a while.
bumping cat heads (used for lesbian sex)


puntachueca 105M

6/7/2006 7:00 am

As the cowboys around here say...
"gonna ride the wild horse..."

jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
6/7/2006 7:03 am

How would you like to go see the submarine races?

Get it long hard tube submerging? That was a favorite in high school.

Later girl this sounds like fun I will be checking it out later JD.

puntachueca 105M

6/7/2006 7:04 am

Hope you feel better. If you haven't already, try some of that Airborne

MaggiesWishes 60F

6/7/2006 7:19 am

Hope you feel better soon. Laughter is such good medicine.

Should you ever find the desire to watch the movie "Sweet Dreams" you will hear the phrase, "bump uglies" in reference to backseat car sex.
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
"Wanna swap spit or suck face with that?"

warm huggies 2ya and gargle warm salt water for your throat, lady

rm_bryan4a 36M

6/7/2006 7:22 am

I have heard so many dumb sayings I can't even count... Some good ones too. But most were luckily with someone that was joking or at least I was already intimate with. But a few times I have been approached by someone using a phrase like that to let me know their interested. Example: Flirting with a girl last month... "You know, people say I can play the flesh trumpet really well..." Moving on... "Mmm... I'd love to feel your youhoo in my hoohaw." What??? "There's dew on my flower." Didn't get that one... "Let's stomp and rhomp." "Wanna hit me?" Sure... "Flip it in me." Etc... I got more it your interested or my coworkers quit looking over my shoulder...

rm_cnilingsfan2 48M
158 posts
6/7/2006 7:56 am

Do you want to do the deed
You put one leg over my shoulder you put two legs over my shoulders
Lets bump and grind
LOL this is fun I could write all day but I will leave some dirty comments to some other folks L
Get better soon, rest and don't talk just type. I will wend you some happy thoughts (well more in line with your topic)

wanderlust01970 50M

6/7/2006 8:03 am

Let's get Petey to stand up and salute the flag!

NGs_lady 64F
762 posts
6/7/2006 8:11 am

Somebody asked me one time if I wanted to "scoot some boots". My answer was "I don't line dance, thank you!"

Imagine the look on his face...


NGs_lady/Lady Stee

Rideandfun1000 60M

6/7/2006 8:17 am

"Wanna play tonsil-hockey?"

Or an excuse to leave the party early:

"We have to go feed the cat..."

Hope you feel better soon!


swapinpuss 47M

6/7/2006 8:25 am

Lately, I have been saying to my wife..."Ok, baby, pretend your Miss Amber again."
Then when she wants me to perform oral, she says the same!
Hope your feelin better.

Rideandfun1000 60M

6/7/2006 8:27 am

Oh - BTW - thanks for stopping in at my blog. If you didn't get down to [post 177693] then have some coffee and a smoke and have a good laugh - it's a true story...


rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
6/7/2006 8:34 am

"Do the nasty"
"Knock boots"
"Ring my bell"
"Feed the kitty"

Can't think of any more. Hope this helps.



rm_Evolution314 37M

6/7/2006 9:03 am

nice blog,mabe you can send me a message so we can meet

Phuc_Buddy 46M

6/7/2006 9:21 am

There are plenty of them, but bumping uglies is one of my all time favorites. There is also "let's play hide the salami" which is an oldie but goodie. I have also heard the phrase "getting some trim" as well.

Hope you feel better soon hun.

FunFlirty4u 46F

6/7/2006 10:41 am

When I'm trying to be discrete I say, I'm going shopping, a girl's party, scrapbooking.

How about Let's Play Doctor.

sillyperv 54M

6/7/2006 10:46 am

Time to eat some furry pie was a x's personal favourite - mine too. With that level of compatibility it's strange that we broke up.

rm_sharkkie6969 36M

6/7/2006 11:18 am

umm lets see here... "horizontal hustle""hide the sausage""hugs, the laying down kind" "trim hunting" "feed the cat" "smother the beaver"
i could go on longer but thik those will give you a good laugh for now

rm_OnlyU1962 54M
2 posts
6/7/2006 11:25 am


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
6/7/2006 11:48 am

Chucking at all the great comments!

I too hope you feel better soon.

The only funny sort of word I have for sex - I've used since I was a teenager... I call it Grip.

I sure wish I was getting some Grip right now!!!


rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
6/7/2006 11:56 am

"Let's play hide the salami"

nwynd 42M

6/7/2006 12:20 pm

take the porky bus to tuna town

nwynd 42M

6/7/2006 12:20 pm

hide the sausage

nwynd 42M

6/7/2006 12:21 pm

Excuse me miss, but would it be alright if I dipped my biscotti in your latte?

nwynd 42M

6/7/2006 12:22 pm

Check your oil?

rm_pagan380 65M
4405 posts
6/7/2006 12:39 pm

My personal new favorite line,"Lets go rock the Beaver!"
Truly, H1,PGK

Come play naked in the sunshine and dance naked under the stars.


westhill2006 53M

6/7/2006 12:53 pm

So crude are we Scottish,lol.
Give me a flash of your gash ! ( Translated,lol )

goodatpoetry2 67M
13127 posts
6/7/2006 1:47 pm

How about...let me stir your honey-pot a little, see if we can get something cooking! LOL!

rm_likeyou195 34F

6/7/2006 2:08 pm

hey your really sexxy and i would love to see you naked and i would love to suck on you nice size tits when you get this message email me back.

Dildo_replacemen 38M

6/7/2006 2:17 pm

I hope you get better soon dear. These should make you laugh!

- Lets make fucky
- Spreading the beef curtains
- When blueballs ring, spread your wings (or every time my bell rings, an angle spreads her wings)
- Hot beef injection
- Makin' bacon
- Adam and Eve it
- Bash the beaver
- Burping the worm in the mole hole
- Crashing the custard truck
- Plug and play
- The mommy-daddy dance
- Playing mountie
- Fur trapping

And the one that always makes me laugh...
- Smasking pissers

TriggerJinxed 38M

6/7/2006 2:25 pm

Feeding the ducks. Yeah, I'm a weirdo.

robdick2005 43M
1 post
6/7/2006 2:59 pm

I got some uglies that I'd like to bump with u.

rm_KirkVW44m 55M
688 posts
6/7/2006 4:20 pm

If you want me to go any deeper call a well driller

rm_bk2nrml 57M

6/7/2006 4:37 pm

lets take mr one-eye to the optometrist.........

how 'bought i eat at the "y" tonight ?


Djeeper1987 47M

6/7/2006 4:53 pm


Say you wanna Humpy Bumpy with me?

Hope you feel better soon.

Carpe Diem

docdirk 47M

6/7/2006 5:38 pm

Should I leave the cash on the nightstand?

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

real36CgirlPA 38F

6/7/2006 5:50 pm

I have been asked out of nowhere if I wanted to "hit the backseat" while in this guy friend's car. That was so un-smooth it was hilarious!

Wasn't there some saying about Blackbeard taking his treasure to the cave or something like that? One-eyed Willie seems to get the most action

goodfella898 57M
2 posts
6/7/2006 5:50 pm

wanna play carnival? you sit on my face and I guess your weight.

goodfella898 57M
2 posts
6/7/2006 5:52 pm

pull my nuts please

rm_tlaw781 38M

6/7/2006 6:20 pm

Ahh ok now the brains working listening to one of favorite sexy songs "hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me" Yes.
Gotta say bumping the uglies was never a phrase I cared for it always reminded of *warning fucked up interpretation ahead* two really ugly people looking like some kind of retarded kids throwing themselves at each other. I don't know why just did-hey I prewarned you.
For me the phrase has always depended on the mood and the person.Once after a drunken nite of kissing talking groping it popped into my head the road we were travelling and I said "would you like a ticket on the train to get fuckedville?" After giving me a very sly grin and devilish laugh I heard "yes first class ticket please"
Others I've ran into are classics such as the horizontal mambo, rockin knockin the boots and is your bank taking deposits?!
Since you're sick another phrase came to mind. Are you offering any sick ducks. Just kidding get better

digdug41 49M

6/7/2006 6:54 pm

1.Horizontal mambo
2.Gettin in the nappy dugout
3.playin tarzan (swing from my vine)

thats all I could come up with off the top of my head hopw ya like amber and btw did you get that CD we talked about? cyalater hit me on the I.M when ya get a chance

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

hotmaleau4u 32M
1 post
6/7/2006 7:45 pm

alright i coulnt resist to add a few of my personal favourites and commonly used sexual sayings;
"jiggy jigg"
"dip the wick"
"pump nastys"
"practice makes purrfect"

anyways enough from me love ya work

newfuntimesguy 48M  
182 posts
6/7/2006 9:54 pm

"take a ride on the baloney pony" always cracked me up

let's get...
were you two..
loved the...
feel like..
"boinkin" always sounded so casually fun too

rm_THESKIP2003 44M/49F
1 post
6/7/2006 10:07 pm

This one should appeal to the country gal.

Hey good Lookin, lets get cookin !!

Lets play hide the purple headed yogurt slinger !!

Heat the oven with some lovin !!

On a side note, I like naming the male and female parts with chocolate bar names.

Male - Oh Henry
Female - Sweet Marie

Have fun, as you seem to be a fun gal.



Intensity4U 52M  
7432 posts
6/7/2006 10:26 pm

"Lay pipe"

& this one is only if the guy says it, "Let's snuggle", otherwise it just means "Lets snuggle." < I am positive of that!

rm_agathon12 46M
1311 posts
6/7/2006 10:35 pm

Doing the "horizontal hucklebuck." In "Othello" it's referred to as "making the beast with two backs." There there was always, "riding the hobby horse."

SleekIcilyVarix 41M

6/7/2006 10:46 pm

Shake the sheets, rock the casbah, putting the snake in the grass, parting the pink sea, putting the car in the garage, matress dancing, four-legged frolic....

earthShiva 59M

6/7/2006 11:14 pm

Bury the Bone
Dress the Taco
Throw another log on the fire
Do the waterbed waltz
Visit the Netherlands
"You've got male."
Make up for lost time
Parting the Red Sea (esp. during menses)

rm_xxxtheline 53M

6/7/2006 11:39 pm

Bob Seger's "Horizontal Bop",
Austin's "Shaggin'",
Once heard of "Sporking" (like "spooning", in a place where you're not allowed to have sharp eating utensils).

Old favorites:
Old English slang, "fucking"
Who knows where "balling" came from, probably not from Lucille (Ball).

And Finally:
So popular it's hardly slang "getting laid".

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/8/2006 2:30 am

Playing slap 'n tickle

the chunkalunka (my favorite from the movie Demolition Man)

the horizontal bob

the backseat boogaloo

NG61...fading back into the shadows..

closer2u1971 46M

6/8/2006 4:32 am

Wanna go slay some yogurt? ;-P


meathook53 63
2 posts
6/8/2006 6:32 am

laying pipe,haul the log to the beaver,taking the boat to tuna town,i know alot more kust cant think of them right now .i hope you laugh and feel better huggs

mewisemagic3 50M

6/8/2006 9:05 am

hit'er in the shitter.... lmao
Actually I would never say that to somebody but it still cracks me up

mewisemagic3 50M

6/8/2006 9:07 am

I almost forgot, I need some mud on my turtle

concupiscentKid 40M

6/8/2006 1:34 pm

Tossing the gorilla salad.

rm_ulikemy9in 35M
30 posts
6/8/2006 2:07 pm

i always liked making the 4legged bare backed beast

Rideandfun1000 60M

6/9/2006 3:11 pm

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    Chucking at all the great comments!

    I too hope you feel better soon.

    The only funny sort of word I have for sex - I've used since I was a teenager... I call it Grip.

    I sure wish I was getting some Grip right now!!!

Ohhhhh - so that's what people mean when they tell me "get a grip!"... I thought they were telling me something else...


rm_waldo6962 41M
5 posts
6/10/2006 12:40 am

well theres just so many i cant think of one u haven't heard.However u being sick with infection u could use some PETERCILLIN. LOL

dreamswyou 50M

6/10/2006 1:00 am

Lets do the nasty!!!!!! LOL Yeah I've heard the expression of bumping uglies before LOL

dreamswyou 50M

6/10/2006 1:03 am

Thought of another one. Laying pipe!!!!!!LOL

JaniSux 44F

6/10/2006 7:11 pm

Awwhhhh everybody said all the good ones... lol Ohhh well..

Strep throat is no joke..

rm_Stealer2069 37M
1 post
6/13/2006 7:12 pm

Rock the crabs,
trade area codes,
hide the fireman,

Get well soon.

rm_HBomb1960 56M

6/19/2006 9:01 pm

I remember bumpin uglies from the movie Sweet Dreams. Patsy Clines husband Charlie Dicks attempt at seducing his wife. It worked for him. Well here are a few I've heard.

Riding the Hobby Horse...Referenced from the movie The Breakfast Club.
Smokey-Pokey....That one is for horny stoners-or is it stoney horners?
Let's play Hide The Gummi Bear. One of my favorites.
Going Downtown. Takin it deep. Wiping the dew off the Lilly. And for anal sex Plowing the Back 40, Going down The Rocky Road, back,back,back,back....

I hope you got a chuckle and are feeling better

BTW this is my first post.

DarkSidion 34M
2 posts
6/29/2006 10:15 am

LOL I just thought of this one, me and my sick mind. "When red says no, give the brown a go!!" I hope ya liked it all the others have been said so i got nothing left.

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