Why being single is wonderful...  

amb_lily 40F
371 posts
11/6/2005 5:14 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Why being single is wonderful...

There are lots of reasons why I love being single.....

I don't have to worry about falling in the toilet.

I can do whatever I want when I want to.

I control the remote.

I can buy flowers for myself, and nothing bad happened in order to get them.

Nobody steals my blankets and I have the entire bed to myself.

I don't yell at myself for buying another pair of shoes.

I control my finances.

One less person to clean up after.

I don't have to explain why I'm pissy.

My vibrator never tells me its too tired.

hmmm....its pretty great being single!

1023 posts
11/7/2005 2:29 am

As I have read somewhere you like a good debate, I apologize upfront that I'll not give you one. Looking back at the choices I've made and the type that draws me.... Yes, being single is pretty dog gone great! but if like me, you're a full time single parent, the remote you control is tuned to any other station but one of your chosing, and the entire bed... forget about it. In fact I could argue the list, but concede to your observations.

As far as the vibrator goes... now I know what to get you for Christmas.... rechargable batteries!

1MOR_TING_69 (my future AdultFriendFinder handle), does this being single post have anything to do with the afterthoughts of your weekend exploits?

amb_lily 40F

11/7/2005 2:33 pm

Trying this again....posted a response earlier and it never did show up.....

Yup, all debatable, but I was really going for the glass half full observations!

Oh, and...rechargables batteries suck...can I just have you for x-mas instead?

1023 posts
11/8/2005 7:10 am

I'm shipping myself to you via Fed Ex first thing in the morning, just remember not to open me til Christmas no matter how much I beg.

*Inspector Clouseau voice* "Cato, remember when I told you to attack me, even if I ask you not to attack me??? Cato? Cato, do not attack me. CA..."


If you get two of these, it's not the blog service messing up; it's really cause I care that much ^_^

AltumHunksUnite 53M

11/11/2005 6:30 am

Yeah, it's not that bad being single.

What I'm afraid of is getting accustomed to being single.

You know, becoming that nerdy single old guy waiting at a bus stop, wearing dorky athletic shoes with highwater knit pants and a collared shirt that isn't tucked in.

Let me drive. I like the view

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