No bird poop this time for sure.  

amb_lily 40F
371 posts
10/28/2005 9:36 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

No bird poop this time for sure.

It’s even worse this time...

This time, I'm all prettied up. Walking around the liquor section of the grocery store and three guys were there, and I noticed one of them kept looking...~ohhh soooo hot! I might add~ so I couldn't find what I was looking for and asked for assistance from the friendly attendant, whom took me to the aisle the guys were standing in.

Low and behold wouldn't ya know what I wanted was right behind the hotties behind, last shelf on the floor, he kindly moved and the oh so nice attended crouches to the floor and says..."sure there’s one just back there" he then stands up and walks away.

Ok, so "just back there" happens to be at the very very very back of these wide azz shelf’s. Now, I may not be skinny, but I'm kind of petite, Excuse me! My arms are only so long....

So here’s my dilemma, basically crawl on the floor with my azz in the air with hottie standing right there or ???

No time to waste if I gotta make a fool outta myself might as well get it done and over with.

So...heels and all, I bend my azz over and grab that bottle, stand and start basically Running away...

Ohhhh nooo not so lucky, as someone starts speaking to me I turn and notice hottie had turned to get the bottle for me, and instead says..."Nice that get got that for you huh"...

What do I do? No really, guess what I did....

I smiled and walked awaaayyyy! For the love of Holy Heaven....hottie was being nice, he even talked to me...and I just smile and walked away...I have some serious shyness issues! And I even knew for a fact that a bird hadn't pooped on my nose this time....ughhhhhh!!!!

I wonder if there’s an anti shy pill Mr. Spammer could send me???

rm_icecube475 40M

10/29/2005 10:17 am

I would have told the friendly attendant to get it for me.

amb_lily 40F

10/29/2005 11:27 am

hmm....I suppose I could have done that...but he walked away pretty quickly.

rm_icecube475 40M

10/29/2005 12:12 pm

I would have told the friendly attendant to get it for me. I then would have started to laugh at his job and made rude jokes about his mother and girlfriend. I am sure he would have got upset and would have got me kicked me out of the store for life. I would be on here today complaining about some grocery store and the Punk who mouthed off to me. After I re read your story and read my responds, I think you were right.

amb_lily 40F

10/29/2005 12:17 pm

Wow...remind me not to do something un-thoughtful around you...I'd be devestated for life.

amb_lily 40F

10/29/2005 12:19 pm

You do realize the attendant really wasn't the point of the whole story.

babyhueymn 40M
2 posts
10/30/2005 4:11 am

The corect coment for you is "For you huh" you may use that next time. huey rulz!!!!!

rm_Davy468 57M
16 posts
10/30/2005 10:43 am

amb lily, The next time you see a hottie try to say Hi to him, he might have been more than happy to assist you. You may be amazed when you just say Hi, there are more than just pigs out there. I know you have met a lot of them but really just try it some time. If it doesn't work than smile and walk away. The shyness thing may cure itself by you just saying HI !!!!!!!! It may be very worth your while.
Good Luck

amb_lily 40F

10/30/2005 7:53 pm

lol...i suppose so...

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