Help Wanted  

amb_lily 40F
371 posts
11/26/2005 3:12 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Help Wanted

Single female in twin cities area has Part-time position available for single 30ish male, must be average to good-looking preferably 5’10” or taller. Must be available on weekends.

The right applicant should be able to carry himself well at fine dining establishments as well as at Arby’s. Be able to open doors, speak intelligently, and have a high sex drive. Female is seeking a candidate with a sense of humor, who is playful and open minded. Qualified candidates must be experienced in foreplay, have good communication skills, pay excellent attention to detail and have strong follow through.

Applicable persons must provide their own power tools, however vibrating tools are available at request.

If interested please apply within. Must have a valid driver’s license, no prior felonies or convictions.

***For those of you who don't get it...this is a joke!***

1023 posts
11/27/2005 4:43 am

Glad to read you were joking, 'cause that convictions thing made me think we were doomed from the start (it's just that those matress tags are just asking for it!). ^_^

im_curious_4u 50M

11/27/2005 4:21 pm

Oh fine then, be that way. I'll go to Arby's alone then.

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