Cap'n Crunch  

amb_lily 40F
371 posts
11/7/2005 9:59 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Cap'n Crunch

Hi all, couldn’t sleep….~crunch, crunch, crunch~ so got me a bowl of cap’n crunch, and here I am….~crunch, crunch, crunch~ ...yup.…………~crunch, crunch, crunch~ ................now what?

~lookin at her bowl of cereal~

How come the berries are so much smaller than they used to be, the crunch berries were the best part!

~crunch, crunch, crunch~

Gets me thinkin’, ya know those candy cigarettes they made a long time ago? Do ya know they still make those? Crazy huh! Except….they aren’t cigarettes anymore. Nope, they have airplanes and dinosaurs on the box. Still a little white stix, doesn’t have that “cool” red tip on it anymore though.

~crunch, crunch, crunch~

Why do you suppose they just didn’t change the whole theme? Like…oh I dunno, make it a candy cane stick or….. something….a Dinosaur candy stix….what is that anyway?

~crunch, crunch, crunch~

I’ve got a 4 yr old in my bed … had nightmares again… far cry from what I wish was in my bed right now…..

~crunch, crunch, crunch~

How’d that happen anyway? Two kids, nine years I’ve been a mom. Ok, Ok, some of you will laugh, I realize it’s not very long….but still…nine years!

~crunch, crunch, crunch~

Dinosaur Candy Stix, they really need to hire a new marketing agent. Really…I mean kids get to choose from Nerds candy necklaces, candy that looks like worms, and sour crap that shows a guy’s head blowing up, they even have cell phone candy. How on earth does a little white stix even compare?

~crunch, crunch, crunch~

I’m really disappointed they don’t have family shows on TV anymore. The other night I actually had time to sit down with the boys and watch TV and the only thing that was on was Family guy. So that obviously didn’t fly…we ended up having to throw in a movie. Whatever happened to shows like fragile rock or the Muppet show? I loved the Muppet Show.

~crunch, crunch, crunch~

I wonder how much money they make on those Dinosaur candy stix’s….

~crunch~ ~lookin down at the bowl again~

Cereals all gone....huh…..you know what hasn’t changed? The damn cereal still rips up the roof of your mouth……


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
11/8/2005 7:39 am

The candy cigarettes were something long forgotten until my youngest's birthday bash at Chuck E. Cheese, I got some in goody bag filler at the party store, next to the UPS store n_n . My therory on the other stuff nowadays being so cool, is that it was cheaper to repackage all the millions of units left over from 1972 than the pay for their disposal

*Voice of some rich douche* "That's the legacy left to me by my father. His wealthy free love lifestyle might had blinded him by syphalis, but right before he stumbled into the candy rendering machine, he explain to me of the many half brothers I had working in our factory, dependant on our products profit. So I'll be damned if I just lay down and let Sour Patch kids win."

You know, I've grown to dislike the poorly drawn belching idiots that have taken over American cartoon comedy. The simpson being my only guilty pleasure in this regard. Like Sienfield reruns, I always stop to watch, like a wild child and a Barney tape.

Lastly, there's help for your poor sore mouth... Ask your doctor if HornyVicoden722mg. is right for you. ^_^


amb_lily 40F

11/8/2005 2:36 pm

LOL...I love your comments...oh, and I happened to talk to my doctor...he says he would agree a HornyVicoden would do the trick.


AltumHunksUnite 53M

11/11/2005 6:26 am

Wow, I love Cap'n Crunch too. It's been so long since I've had it. In order of preference... Crunch Berries and Peanut Butter Crunch.

They used to have the Vanilla Crunch. It wasn't bad either.

Let me drive. I like the view


amb_lily 40F

11/17/2005 4:55 pm

Vanilla cruch? I never had that!


Become a member to create a blog