TRAILER HUMOUR  

amanstrailer 105M
42 posts
8/29/2006 10:58 pm

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8/30/2006 8:38 pm

TRAILER HUMOUR

NOW, THEEE MITE GER A BIT NARKED BE YORKSHIRE FOLKS JOKES BUR ANYWAY, ERE'S A FEW FER NOW TO MEK THEE CRACK THA FACE.

There was this couple at the cinema, kissing and cuddling, putting their tounges in each others mouths,lucky bastards.
He got so excited his toupee came off and fell on the floor. He was groping about when he accidentally put his hand up this girl’s skirt. She went "ohhh that’s it" he said "no,no,no, mine hasn’t got a parting down the middle".

The blog wrote by these two lesbians. They are not twins but they lick alike.

That's the last time I'm have frogs legs. They kept kicking the peas off the plate.

Last night I pulled these two birds and took em back to mine. I had a brunette on this side of the bed,slim with a shaven haven and a busty blonde with big tits on this side. I was bang in the middle with a cigarette in me hand. I thought if my wife could see me now,she thinks I've given up smoking.

Those Arabs think there so clever because they have got a bit of oil. Well there not that clever,sardines have oil and they lock themselves in them tins and leave the key on the fucking outside.

Two queers get married and two days later one dies. The bereaved queer goes to the mortician and says " i know this may sound strange but can i have him chopped up into a chicken curry?" mortician replies " why is that then?" quuer replies " its because i want him to dribble out of my arse one more time"

A blind man was travelling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong...He made his way to the cockpit but got no response from the pilot, he fumbled around n managed to find the radio and started shouting Help! Help!..
A reply came back 'what's ur problem?'
The blind guy yelled 'Help me! I'm blind, the pilots dead, and were flyin upside down!'
A reply came back 'Hang on, if ur blind how do u know ur flying upside down??'...
'Because the shit is running down my back...thats how'


They've started selling Viagra in Sydney in nasal sprays. Its for dickheads.

Back soon


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
8/29/2006 11:23 pm

I am certain I know you

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economickrisis 54M

8/30/2006 12:16 am

Not a bad effort for an old bloke


amanstrailer 105M

8/30/2006 12:43 am

REALLY?? I dont think so


amanstrailer 105M

8/30/2006 12:44 am

Thank you, I trust your Krisis is more irritating than economic.


economickrisis 54M

8/30/2006 1:11 am

    Quoting amanstrailer:
    Thank you, I trust your Krisis is more irritating than economic.
Or you can hope so?


BaronessK 52F

8/30/2006 1:23 am

I am certain as well; there is a certain...whinging, wanking gitish british git about thee, mate...but we shall see, I suppose. Bugger on, mate!


amanstrailer 105M

8/30/2006 2:07 am

Ay lad, Yykes ne'er wish ill t'folk


amanstrailer 105M

8/30/2006 2:08 am

    Quoting BaronessK:
    I am certain as well; there is a certain...whinging, wanking gitish british git about thee, mate...but we shall see, I suppose. Bugger on, mate!
By eck lassie, tha dus speak queer, I think tha mus be wun uv thos royal folk


IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
8/30/2006 4:22 am

Weyhey - joan Crawford and betty Davis are back!!!!!!!

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


Steel_Legs 58M/F

8/30/2006 6:44 am

Once again, proof that you don't have to be Australian to be funny, but it helps. You also need not be Australian to be a drunk, but it's a good start.

Welcome to blogsville,

Steel_Legs
Steel

PS - I am sure I do not know you!


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
8/30/2006 12:47 pm

Welcome to the blogs. The comments before mine are cracking me up! I guess we'll wait and see who you are. I hope you'll stop by my blog and say hello sometime.


amoldenough 69F
16436 posts
8/30/2006 4:13 pm

I think I know you!!!

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/30/2006 4:50 pm

Hmmmm, do we have a case of triplets here?

õ KRITTER õ


amanstrailer 105M

8/30/2006 8:27 pm

    Quoting IAmRubytuesday:
    Weyhey - joan Crawford and betty Davis are back!!!!!!!
Ee ecky thump, is that trying te say Is sum old tart then, cheecky beggar


amanstrailer 105M

8/30/2006 8:30 pm

    Quoting Steel_Legs:
    Once again, proof that you don't have to be Australian to be funny, but it helps. You also need not be Australian to be a drunk, but it's a good start.

    Welcome to blogsville,

    Steel_Legs
    Steel

    PS - I am sure I do not know you!
Thank ee lad. As tha spotted ow many of them ozzie buggers had warders and sailors for ancestors. Fek me lad, we musta fergot to send feking prisoners. Canna find one bugger descended fre them social misfits.


amanstrailer 105M

8/30/2006 8:32 pm

    Quoting angelofmercy5:
    Welcome to the blogs. The comments before mine are cracking me up! I guess we'll wait and see who you are. I hope you'll stop by my blog and say hello sometime.
Thank ee lass, thall be fust te 'no shud I feend oot oo I is


amanstrailer 105M

8/30/2006 8:35 pm

EE by gum, thas famus, thy is, thee as a grining tittie, sum say, is i rite?


amanstrailer 105M

8/30/2006 8:36 pm

EE lass, thad know it if tha did


amanstrailer 105M

8/30/2006 8:38 pm

    Quoting rm_sexxikritter:
    Hmmmm, do we have a case of triplets here?

    õ KRITTER õ
oo eck, tha thinks thus 3 o me? Nay lassie nay, Dave from Dagenham is famous fer bein a twin bro


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