Alphabetically Erotic....  

allforfun5262 54M/56F
384 posts
1/17/2006 3:37 am

Last Read:
7/23/2006 8:15 am

Alphabetically Erotic....


Learned my A..B..C's today...

A: Afterglow...the warm feeling experienced after achieving an orgasm.

B: Butt Plugs...need I say more?

C: cybersex...creating a fantasy online while masturbating.

D: double penetration.....hmmmm!

E: exhibitionism...getting pleasure from being watched having sex.

F: facial...I thought protein was good for the complexion.

G: gang bangs...Where do I sign up?

H: hard ons...I like those.

I: interracial...nice..I like that too!!!

J: jerk off...Need a hand with that?

K: kinky...Who me?

L: libido...mine's a little high strung!

M: menage a trois...been there...done that!

N: nymphomaniac...did you read my previous blogs?

O: orgasms...give me several please.

P: pearl necklace: I want a few.

Q: quickie...Did I blink?

R: Rimming..ok I'll try it!

S: squirting...Do you serve towels with that?

T: tossed salad: I'll take CREAMY Italian.

U: uncut...au natural.

V: vibrators...Does anyone know where I can buy stock in the Energizer company? They can pay me with batteries.

W: woody...boy he sure gets around.

X: x-rated...Were you peeking?

Y: yanking...Need help?

Z: zipper sex...a quick BJ performed without removing the pants.

MarinadelMar 59F

1/17/2006 4:54 am

These are fun What a great read to start the morning.

Thanks for posting them!

Marina


allforfun5262 54M/56F

1/17/2006 6:49 am

    Quoting MarinadelMar:
    These are fun What a great read to start the morning.

    Thanks for posting them!

    Marina
You're very welcome Marina...


blue_1959 57M
71 posts
1/26/2006 8:27 pm

Well done! Hope your life is going well too!

LOVE BLUE.


allforfun5262 54M/56F

1/27/2006 4:55 am

    Quoting blue_1959:
    Well done! Hope your life is going well too!

    LOVE BLUE.
Life's going great....sure do wish you'd help me out with a few of these.
Missin ya XOXO


SexCrazyCpl221 39M/39F
42 posts
2/2/2006 8:50 am

Lmao now why don't they teach these alphabets in school? I woulda paid alot more attention!!!


playtime44uandi 53M
6545 posts
2/2/2006 6:28 pm

Your A, B, C's are so much more fun then the ones I learned in school!!! lol...

~We'll Leave The Light On~


allforfun5262 54M/56F

2/3/2006 6:31 am

    Quoting playtime44uandi:
    Your A, B, C's are so much more fun then the ones I learned in school!!! lol...
Thanks playtime....wanna cum help me explore a few of them?


jjjoyride1 55M

2/8/2006 3:59 pm

Dam My teacher in school never tought me my A,B,C's, that way


allforfun5262 54M/56F

2/9/2006 4:41 am

    Quoting jjjoyride1:
    Dam My teacher in school never tought me my A,B,C's, that way
Hey jj,.....want a private lesson in some of them???


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