Fun poems 4 U  

alchemistz9 56M
147 posts
6/4/2006 2:31 pm

Last Read:
6/29/2006 12:41 pm

Fun poems 4 U

You know I love limericks.

There was a young lady named Sue
Whose cunt was like a canoe
Each time in the saddle
She'd bend the boy's paddle
And squeeze till his bollocks turned blue


If you want one, leave a comment and I'll make one up for you, using your name or if you have a favourite word, let me know and I'll use that instead (or as well, if I can)


Postscript (6/6/6):

Lest anyone think it's got to be rude, no it doesn't...just let me know...each one is individual and unique, composed for you, not adapted from any existing limerick and the more I know about you, the better I can reflect some essence of what I perceive you're about, or what seems to be relevant/important to you.



papyrina 51F
21133 posts
6/5/2006 6:11 am

haha no c word for mine thanks


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


alchemistz9 56M

6/5/2006 7:04 am

    Quoting papyrina:
    haha no c word for mine thanks
There's a beautiful lady called Papy
Who, since she grew out of her nappies,
Has made us all choke
And laugh at her jokes
So wonderful is Papy the Happy


MWWwantsmore 51F

6/5/2006 7:12 am

LOL you are good I personally hate the 'c' word myself. Dont really want to give you my real name so lets use my "psuedo" name LOLA


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
6/5/2006 2:53 pm

haha nice one ,i enjoyed that thankyou


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


alchemistz9 56M

6/5/2006 8:56 pm

    Quoting MWWwantsmore:
    LOL you are good I personally hate the 'c' word myself. Dont really want to give you my real name so lets use my "psuedo" name LOLA
Hello psuodo Lola

A bejewelled breasted lady name Lola
Lay in bed for a week reading Zola
With a fine plaster cast
From her toes to her ass
And a husband who just wouldn't hola!


alchemistz9 56M

6/5/2006 8:58 pm

    Quoting MWWwantsmore:
    LOL you are good I personally hate the 'c' word myself. Dont really want to give you my real name so lets use my "psuedo" name LOLA
Hello pseudo Lola

A bejewelled breasted lady named Lola
Lay in bed for a week reading Zola
With a fine plaster cast
From her toes to her ass
And a husband who just wouln't hola!


honeypot7473 43F

6/23/2006 4:03 pm

You're really very good at what you do
From me you'll never receive a boo
I so enjoy reading your Rhythms
I'm counting down the times
Until I hear another from you


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