What the internet and a penis have in common  

alamo1235 58M
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5/31/2006 5:01 pm

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What the internet and a penis have in common


What the internet and a penis have in common

1. It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but that makes it difficult to get any real work done.

2. In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

3. It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before.

4. It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this
interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.

5. If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.


6. It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.


7. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

8. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.

9. It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"

10. Some folks have it, some don't.

Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong.


Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.


JaniSux 44F

6/3/2006 9:43 am

All it took was the word 'penis' in the title and that's all it takes to get me to read it... lol I love me some cock..

I think that my favorite one and sooo true in both situations is..

6. It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

Although number 9 often applies too... lol

Cute funny post alamo..
Janie


alamo1235 replies on 6/3/2006 6:46 pm:
Janie,

Mmmmmmmmmmm, Interesting you picked the numbers 6 and 9.

I knew there was a reason I chatted with you.

I am glad you enjoyed it.

LT

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