Top 5 Smart Ass Answers of the Year  

alamo1235 58M
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6/27/2006 12:24 am

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Top 5 Smart Ass Answers of the Year


Top 5 Smart Ass Answers of the Year

Smart-Ass Answer #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said,

"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."


Smart-Ass Answer #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a butcher, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The butcher replied, "No, ma'am, they're dead."


Smart-Ass Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart-Ass Answer #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads Low bridge ahead'. Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.

The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."


Smart-Ass Answer #1

The SMART-ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR "THE TEACHER"

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now, Class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.


florallei 99F

6/27/2006 9:49 am

Hi Alamo,

TY for the fun stuff...a witty person can really brighten one's day...

Florallei


alamo1235 replies on 6/28/2006 2:34 pm:
Thank you very much.

I read your post about the couple and was very touched by it.

Have a wonderful day.

Looking4sex44240 54F

6/28/2006 1:26 pm

very funny I needed a good laugh thnx.


alamo1235 replies on 6/29/2006 5:01 am:
Looking,

I am glad I could help brighten your day.

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