The Medical Receptionist  

alamo1235 58M
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6/21/2006 9:31 pm

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The Medical Receptionist

The Medical Receptionist

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you say in front of others what's wrong, and sometimes it's very embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said,

"Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said,
"You shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied,

"You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something like that, and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied,

“You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked,

"What are you here for today?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

534 posts
6/22/2006 11:27 am

That is the funniest ones I have ever heard...Let me tell you ..I am a Manager for a Medical Practice and that is a breech of Patient Confidentiality.....and also with the new HIPAA Laws and Privacy Laws that is a NO NO....

I do like the way the gentleman handled it...

Sorry I have not been in your blogs lately...looks like I have 33 to catch up on...

Take Care ~D~

alamo1235 replies on 6/22/2006 12:01 pm:

I do agree with youon what you said anout the laws.

I am not sure if this is true, someone sent it to me.

All I know is that I agree with you that it is funny.

Welcome back please drop in as often as you want.

digdug41 49M

6/22/2006 2:16 pm

thats classic lmao and thank you for your comment you made me feel good about writing that post I appreciate it

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

alamo1235 replies on 6/22/2006 4:01 pm:

Thank you for dropping in.

Your post really heled me.

You are welcome to drop in any time.

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
6/23/2006 12:23 am

alamo...Hooping with laughter!! Thanks!! I needed a good laugh!! I hope all is well with you...catch you on the flip side


alamo1235 replies on 6/23/2006 2:36 am:

I am really glad it gave you a laugh.

All is well and thank you for asking.

Have a wonderful day!

florallei 99F

6/23/2006 12:27 pm

....wish I had thought of that comment...but wait ...I don't have a penis...very very funny.

alamo1235 replies on 6/23/2006 2:31 pm:
And I am very very glad that you do not.

Have a wonderful day.

alamo1235 replies on 6/23/2006 2:31 pm:
And I am very very glad that you do not.

Have a wonderful day.

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