Men are Like  

alamo1235 58M
487 posts
6/14/2006 9:27 am

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Men are Like


Men are Like

...Lottery tickets. You have to rub lots of losers to get a good one.

...Nursery rhymes. Simple, but entertaining around bedtime.

...SUVs. Awkward, but handy for carrying stuff.

...Pretzels. They're harder to resist after a few beers.

...Bell hops. They usually come loaded with baggage.

...TV commercials. They usually last about 30 seconds.

...Cheesecake. It's hard to keep them off your thighs.

...Outhouses. You can usually assume they're full of it.

...Foreign films. Confusing, but at least there's nudity involved.

...Little boys. They need to be fed, dressed, and occasionally spanked.

...Squirrels. Most of what comes out of their mouths is nuts.

...Shag carpet. Too fuzzy, but fun to walk on.


florallei 99F

6/14/2006 1:40 pm

Hello Alamo,

I am the first to admit I love most men (excluding psychos)...and while reading this...I thought for each illustration given...there is a wonderful man who is like that....that I know...good to laugh at one's self...great therapy...
Hugs,
Florallei


alamo1235 replies on 6/14/2006 2:11 pm:
Florallei,

I agree with you.

Life is much to short not to laugh outloud.

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
6/14/2006 1:55 pm

alamo{=} Where are you getting all these...do you make them up?? Very funny

Hugs...OhSo{=}


alamo1235 replies on 6/14/2006 2:38 pm:
Delicious,

I wish i was that talented.

Some are old jokes that have been around, some I expand on some get sent to me.

JaniSux 44F

6/22/2006 7:44 pm

I liked those! My fav was...

Men are Like
...Lottery tickets. You have to rub lots of losers to get a good one.

Janie


alamo1235 replies on 6/23/2006 3:35 am:
Janie,

I liked the Cheesecake, mmmm wonder why.

I should have included SPAM, that one is really really good.

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