"Big People " ( Adult) Words  

rm_alamo1235 58M
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6/13/2006 5:22 pm

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"Big People " ( Adult) Words

‘Big People’ Words

A class of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People'words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?

"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big people' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked little Alec what he had done?

"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

"Winnie the SHIT."

florallei 99F

6/14/2006 9:00 am

Hello Alamo,

...out of the mouth of babes...LOL...I had a friend tell me her little 3 year old while using the washroom in a shopping mall say "mommie I have to take a shit"...she nearly died of embarassment...she had to have a discussion with her husband using foul language...


rm_alamo1235 replies on 6/14/2006 12:09 pm:

You are so right ... out of the mouth of babes...

If you ever want a true answer ask a young one.

JaniSux 44F

7/9/2006 3:19 pm

good one!

rm_alamo1235 replies on 7/9/2006 3:24 pm:

So glad you liked it.

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