Under The Knife  

akron42  
1434 posts
8/20/2006 7:04 pm

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8/24/2006 4:13 pm

Under The Knife


Well the surgery issue is now moot. My doc called Friday after re-reading the scan, and said I have to have it done. They are going to remove one ovary because it is so enlarged. It's a little scary because he wouldn't discuss the details over the phone and he changed my appointment from the 30th to Tuesday saying it couldn't wait. So now I have to deal with some huge issues, and I'm hoping any of you with experience will give me some insight. Like, first of all, if they only remove one ovary, will I tilt? Will I start walking heavier on one foot than the other because I'm uneven? Will the other ovary feel left out or will it grow larger to compensate for the one that's gone? I see a lopsided future! I wonder if its like the right brain/left brain thing and left ovary does some things while the right does other things. On the other hand, maybe they're more independant, I mean, you never hear of one ovary asking the other to borrow a couple eggs or anything. I should throw a farewell party for it. I can only imagine the guest list! "Everybody who has visited my ovary is invited to a farewell bash"! Oh yeah, I'm gonna need a caterer for that one. Sleep tight peeps!

rm_19snuffy48 59M
32 posts
8/20/2006 7:36 pm

yes you should have a party.


akron42 replies on 8/21/2006 11:59 am:
Will you "cum" if I do?LOL

willieatermuff 42M

8/20/2006 7:42 pm

Can I visit your ovary real quick before it's gone?! I want to go to the farewell party! lol Good luck sweetie, you will be fine I'm sure.


akron42 replies on 8/21/2006 12:00 pm:
After the pic you sent, you can visit it anytime! Probably better after than before though. I'll send you your invite to the party!

playtime44uandi 52M
6545 posts
8/20/2006 7:44 pm

How does one get a last minute invatation to that party?
lol.....

~We'll Leave The Light On~


akron42 replies on 8/21/2006 12:00 pm:
By commenting here, so consider yourself invited! Details to follow...

playtime44uandi 52M
6545 posts
8/20/2006 7:46 pm

Oh & I hope everything goes well for you with the operation.

~We'll Leave The Light On~


akron42 replies on 8/21/2006 12:01 pm:
Thanks sweetie!

tadpudgy 56M

8/20/2006 8:20 pm

I find it refreshing to see that others feed on the power of laughter. Humor,laughing,smiling,etc,releases powerful healing enzymes in your body. When you come out of everything okay, and you WILL, i look forward to more humorous blogs. Now, if you are offering tours of your ovary.......wellllllllllllll, uh, Tad slowly slipd up hand to ask for guided tour!!! HUG=GASMS!!!!!!!!!!


akron42 replies on 8/21/2006 12:02 pm:
You're so funny! That's what attracted me to you blog. I love a great sense of humor and I appreciate your kind words. Thanks!

Catdoc2000 56M

8/21/2006 4:37 am

Take care! Hope your back at the keyboard SOON!


akron42 replies on 8/21/2006 12:02 pm:
Thanks catdoc! I have to ask, ARE you a vet?

bucknuts1000 57M
30 posts
8/21/2006 5:08 am

Keep smiling, your outlook and approach to the issue is exactly the way it should be. BTW, check you email.


akron42 replies on 8/21/2006 12:03 pm:
Thanks honey! And I'm on my way there...

rm_nicebuns67 49M
28 posts
8/21/2006 8:41 am

awww sorry to hear that akron im sure you will be ok. its got to be scary for you and it must be ok, we all wish you luck and to get well soon. Tell ya what i didnt get to visit your ovary when it was good but would love to visit after your better. hugs and kisses. sweetie......


akron42 replies on 8/21/2006 12:04 pm:
After will be even better, no pain! I know everything will go okay, so I won't be away from here long. Thanks for the encouragement, I'll put you on the party list!

rm_gergle775 51M
150 posts
8/21/2006 10:16 am

I WISH ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU... YOU WILL BE FINE!

DOES HAVING ONE OVARY MEAN HALF THE 'MONTHLY CURSE'?

SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME TO GATHER FOR A FAREWELL PARTY, SO WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A HELL OF A WAKE!

IF YOU FEEL THAT YOUR GOING TO MISS YOUR ORGAN, EVER CONSIDER CREMATION AND KEPT IN A BEAUTIFUL, 'FLOWER-PEDAL' SHAPED EARN?... THERE'S A CONVERSATION PIECE!.....

WHEN THE LAST SURVIVOR GETS LONELY, I'LL BE HAPPY TO CUM IN AND KEEP IT COMPANY...

HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY.................

G-


akron42 replies on 8/21/2006 12:21 pm:
No curses here sexy! I had a "uterectomy" as my husband called it 2 years ago, but they left my ovaries because they were healthy at the time. There's always time for a party! Wanna be the guest of honor and share the limelight with my ovary?LOL Meow!

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
8/21/2006 6:05 pm

You just take care of yourself Darlin'. We'll be thinking of ya. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


Djeeper1987 47M

8/21/2006 8:29 pm

I will be thinking of ya. Hang tough!!

Carpe Diem


Alannc4900 60M

8/22/2006 9:58 am

Good luck on the surgery ... will think of you and the doctor ...


buddhamike 105M
7006 posts
8/22/2006 12:38 pm

I guess that means no twins for you.

Hope all turns out well.


florallei 99F

8/22/2006 4:18 pm

Babe,

You are so amazing and truly an amazing gift for your friends...As for the lop sided thing, join the club Sweetie...mine has unfortunately never carried babies due to my ex being infertile and now that I am near full menopause stage my eggs are now on crutches...so it is not the end of the world...
My prayers and thoughts will be for you and I wish a speedy recovery...Is there anyone that can keep me up to date please? I would love to know how you are doing...
Luv and God bless my dear friend,
flo


intierzha 43M

8/22/2006 4:54 pm

I hope everything works out ok, and sending some good energy from my direction

C.


BigHardd1ForU 48M
11 posts
8/23/2006 4:42 pm

damn,i wish i was originally lucky enough,to be invited back to the after-party!!! I'm sure all will go just fine.And i just love your funny attitude(sence of humor)as much as that scorching body! Good luck,and take care.Get ahold of me sometime,if ya ever wonna have some fun in the "Falls" Timer Top Apts Rock!!


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
8/23/2006 9:27 pm

Party??

HEY!!

Who was the joker who said my middle name when I wasn't here to respond!! Damn them!! LOL

Seriously, hang in there!

herein inscribed,

Wordy "party' McWordsmith

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


Eddie5011 42M

8/23/2006 11:22 pm

Hope all goes well. xx


elysianpleasure 47M

8/24/2006 5:27 am

My prayers are with you...

And even though I have been by to visit your overaries before... am I still invited to the party?


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