The NEW Army  

akron42  
1434 posts
7/26/2006 3:59 pm

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7/28/2006 2:36 pm

The NEW Army


I think our brave and tireless army needs a break. They have worked so hard, and I propose a "NEW ARMY" to take effect immediately. My army will be 100% women, instead of boxers or briefs, you will have a choice of G-strings or crotchless. We will be armed with blow dryers, curling irons, and straighteners, we will drill relentlessly with our mascara wands in our spike heel Jimmy Choos. Our camouflage will be jewel-toned nail polish colors and we will wear them proudly! We can march for miles if there is a mall with a Starbuck's at the end of the journey. Kevlar will be unneccessary, our push-up bras will provide all the armor we need. When the enemy gets close enough, we will whine incessantly that we don't have enough shoes in our closet and need to go shopping. This should scare off even the most stalwart males. We will capture our enemy, have our way with him, and then discard him like a used tissue. We are STRONG, we are INVINCIBLE, we are WOMEN! As long as I don't break a nail...

I hope you all know I'm kidding-just thought we needed a little escape from the horrors our servicemen and women are going through right now.

AUNT SAMANTHA WANTS YOU!
Sign up here ladies......


florallei 99F

7/26/2006 5:29 pm

Sign me up GF...crotchless for me...will training take too long and make us sweat?...are there any back rubs after?
flo


akron42 replies on 7/26/2006 5:47 pm:
Crotchless it is! And yes, massages will be part of our war games...see Mags to make your appointment!

leegs55 54M

7/26/2006 6:03 pm

yea!!!


akron42 replies on 7/26/2006 7:00 pm:
Another willing male body? Hmmmm. War games it is!

Peche85 31F

7/26/2006 9:51 pm

Sign me up too hehe.


akron42 replies on 7/28/2006 2:37 pm:
Yeah!!! Another member! Crotchless or G-string?LOL

intierzha 43M

7/26/2006 9:58 pm

The Navy has proven that women would make better submariners and handle deepwater work better than men, but I don't think we will ever find an all female sub in the near future...

C.

btw, thanks for stopping by my blog


akron42 replies on 7/27/2006 3:16 pm:
I love your blog, it makes me think! That's why you're on my watched list! We females enjoy "sub duty".

xxxtallorderxxx 46M

7/27/2006 1:51 am

can i watch you all doing the drill


akron42 replies on 7/27/2006 3:17 pm:
Yes! And we'll use you for our war games. We need males to practice our wiles on!

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
7/27/2006 4:33 am

I declare war on your army!


akron42 replies on 7/27/2006 3:18 pm:
Bring it baby! I could definitely go for a little hand to hand combat with your sexy self!

rm_gergle775 51M
150 posts
7/27/2006 11:36 am

I SURRENDER!!!....BUT I'LL NEVER TALK!!!...TORTURE ME GIRLS!!!

.......................PLEASE...............................


akron42 replies on 7/27/2006 3:19 pm:
Ooooh, and such sweet torture it will be! Maybe we'll recruit you to teach us more about the "sub duty"!

rm_JMANHAS1000 30M
1 post
7/27/2006 6:21 pm



LMFAO


akron42 replies on 7/27/2006 6:46 pm:
Good! You must have the keen sense of humor required to be part of the war games. We need all the willing, able-bodied men we can get, right girls?

rm_gergle775 51M
150 posts
7/28/2006 10:33 am

I would be honored and I WILL train you well, with my muff-diving experiences. Not to toot my own 'skin flute' (oh, that'a horn) I've become pretty 'well-versed' and quite the 'sub-mariner'!!!... no complaints and bunches of 'satisfyed customers'..............

LET ME 'TRAIN' YOU, PLEASE........?


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