Rescue Me  

1434 posts
7/12/2006 7:36 am

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7/14/2006 5:07 pm

Rescue Me

One of my favorite shows. I am a fan of all things Denis Leary. One of the most underated movies of all time is "The Ref". But you have to have a truly sarcastic sense of humor (and I do!) to truly appreciate him. But if you missed last night's episode, you should catch the repeats later this week. One of the firemen takes a sleeping pill (actually several) by mistake and sleepwalks. He goes to a grocery store and eats out of the packages, insults everyone he runs into and pretty much does what he wants. It got me to thinking (can you see the smoke rolling off this blog?) If you could forget everything you were ever taught about politeness and keeping your mouth shut if you don't have anything nice to say, what WOULD you say? And who would you say it to? I think I would have to start with my motherinlaw. She insists upon discussing, in great detail, her bowel movements. I would tell her "We all shit and it's brown! Move on!" Or my brotherinlaw, who is always hitting me up for my husband's meds. "You haven't fixed our mailbox that you hit while already fucked up, YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE MEDS!" I would really like to talk to people in traffic. "Pick a lane" & "You were in such a hurry to pull out in front of me so MOVE IT!" And people in the grocery store who stop right in the middle of the aisle with their carts. "move it or lose it!" So who would YOU like to sound off on? Let's hear it peeps!

rm_gergle775 51M
150 posts
7/12/2006 10:49 am

My ex's!!!

akron42 replies on 7/12/2006 11:41 am:
Do they live in Texas?LOL I'd love to blast my exes!

rm_mk1867 58M
60 posts
7/12/2006 2:47 pm

Some people on here. Oops I already did and they weren't happy. i accidently had too many drinks and was sleep typing.

akron42 replies on 7/12/2006 2:59 pm:
It's a blogland law: you cannot be held responsible for things you do in your sleep!

digdug41 49M

7/13/2006 4:36 am

I cant think of anything right off hand at this early hour akron but yours arer great I love your style and thank you for putting a smile on my face and a cramp in my stomach from laughing

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marriednhor002 49M/41F

7/13/2006 7:40 am

those idiots who stand in front of you in a convenience store who purchase like 10 or more scratch tickets,then proceeed to scratch them at the counter while people wait behind them.....i mean get a life....and quit interuppting mine!

JustaSeeker 106F

7/13/2006 8:46 pm

Lord, you are hilarious! Thanks for stopping by my blog. There are different people on different days that I'd like to tell to shut up, move their ass or go away, but can't think of them just now...when I'm in that situation again I'll think of you.

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