Just Fuckin' With Ya  

akron42  
1434 posts
7/8/2006 6:45 am

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7/11/2006 12:34 pm

Just Fuckin' With Ya


I love to fuck with people! My poor husband should be nominated for sainthood by now. I'm not really a prankster like Mags, I just like to do off the wall shit. We have a fridge in our garage where we keep all our extra soda (hubby goes through a 12 of Diet Pepse Lime which we call "Plime" every day!) So last winter, he got out of bed one night to get a plime. He was in his underwear only, so as soon as he went into the garage, I locked the kitchen door and raised both garage doors. Yep, he was standing in our well lit garage in his skivvies. I've painted his fingernails bright red while he sleeps and hidden all the remover so he would have to go buy some with his shiny new nails. I really love to hide behind doors and jump out and yell "HI!" He really throws a rod when I do that! I can really get him going when we are headed someplace new. He asks if I have EXACT directions and I always say "of course!" knowing I have no clue where this place is. I just make sure we leave early enough to drive around looking for an hour or so. But the most fun, is pulling out one of his hairs while he sleeps! Then I use it to tickly his nose and when he keeps waking up, I act like I have no idea what he's talking about. Hey, he's no angel either! He likes to go to the adult store and picking up obvious items, like a 5' double ended dildo, and taking it up to the counter, asking exactly what it's used for! DUH!!!! So do you mess with people? What's your fave? Let me know and I'll try it too!

Pretoriano2686 30M
1 post
7/8/2006 7:30 am

well if you want someone that help you feel like a really woman, you need to know me because I have a friend that I want to show you.


sunshinekzn 58F

7/8/2006 1:27 pm

You sound as naughty as me! My hubby use to walk in the nude from the bathroom to our bedroom. One day I waited for him to walk out of the bathroom and called him to come and look at something outside urgently. As he stepped out, I jumped in and locked the door. People was coming up the stairs and he was in a state of panic. I laughed so I could not get the door unlocked, but got it open a second before they reached our door. Now he always use a towel!


akron42 replies on 7/9/2006 10:22 am:
That's so funny! A lesson to men, don't mess with us! Too bad he didn't greet the people on the stairs "au naturale"!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
7/8/2006 1:49 pm

hahaha...I do the jump out and yell thing too...very effectively I might add...life is short it may as well be fun...


akron42 replies on 7/8/2006 4:07 pm:
You are so right!

dreamswyou 50M

7/8/2006 2:32 pm

Sounds like you and your hubby have a real blast!!!!!!

I need to find a woman like you. It would sure keep life interesting


akron42 replies on 7/9/2006 10:25 am:
You know, with all his problems, we DO have a blast. The conversations we have are off the wall. He'll come in from a doc's appt. and I'll ask how it went. "Still crazy" is his favorite! My wish for you would be to find someone as compatible as we are. She's out there, keep looking and in the meantime, you've got us!

dreamswyou 50M

7/8/2006 2:34 pm

And isn't that one of the most important parts of a relationship? Keeping it new, fun and fresh??!!


florallei 99F

7/8/2006 10:30 pm

Hello Akron,

Frankly I'm prankless...no imagination...
Flo


akron42 replies on 7/9/2006 10:25 am:
Well sweetie, you can live vicariously through ours then!

FrankPicasso 52M

7/8/2006 11:27 pm

Hey there, akron42. My wife sometimes talks in her sleep, but she mostly mumbles and it's all sort of indecipherable. But if I'm awake, I'll try to have a conversation with her, saying stuff like, "Yeah, I know, honey. But did you remember to pay the cable bill this time, or are we doing steak on the grill tonight?" Then she'll mumble back at me, and we'll go back and forth until she wakes up, saying, "I'm trying to sleep." Then I'll say, "Hey, you started this conversation, not me." But that's about the extent of it.


akron42 replies on 7/9/2006 10:26 am:
That's great! Now you should tape record it!

curiousinlorain7 59F

7/9/2006 3:52 am

hi akron, so far all my evil plans of late are geared towards screwing with the minds of my children. I mean, that's why i had kids.. give me someone handy to deal my evil plots too... I'm not much of an evil doer... but i've had a few moments in my life.


akron42 replies on 7/9/2006 10:28 am:
Kids are so much fun too mess with! You should tell us some of your evil deeds, we'd love to hear them!

rm_g1000man 70M
54 posts
7/9/2006 1:22 pm

Well it sure sounds like you like to fuck-up people, especially your husband.

One of these days he is going to get you back BIG TIME and take it, don't get into his shit..............

Well have you ever heard of anyone going to the adult store and taking the biggest dildo to the counter and loudly saying it is for you wife, she needs one that big and she can fit it all in .

You should see the look on everyones face when that is said.


akron42 replies on 7/9/2006 2:34 pm:
Good one! I won't tell my husband or he'll want to do it!

SirMounts 102M

7/11/2006 2:57 am

akron...
OMG!
I thought I was the champ... until I read that! *laughing*
*places hat over heart and smoothly bows in deferece*
...that post is a real gem. *winking* lol


akron42 replies on 7/11/2006 12:35 pm:
Thank you!(taking a bow) But now I want to hear YOUR exploits! You've aroused my...curiosity!

SirMounts 102M

7/14/2006 11:06 am

akron...
Ah, now when it comes to arousing a girl... *winking*


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