Headstones  

akron42  
1434 posts
8/16/2006 7:08 pm

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8/20/2006 6:52 pm

Headstones


My headstone:

Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother,
And my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people,
Back to the beginning!

Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them,
In the halls of Valhalla!
Where the brave may live forever!
(The Thirteenth Warrior)

My husband's headstone:

I told you I was sick.

You can see what I'm dealing with here.


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
8/16/2006 10:26 pm

"Man die.. cattle die...Kindred die...but I will tell you of a thing that never dies....the name of a man that has done well."

---Old Viking dealybob

and you thought I was just a piece of assss!!

hmmm... contemplates suddenly singing that giberishy song that that Viggo sings at the end of Return of the King

Naaaah....not THAT dorky!

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


akron42 replies on 8/17/2006 7:18 am:
You are so funny! (Hiding my face cause I DID think you were a great piece of ass!) Anything Vigo does is OK with me!

meerkittykat 42F

8/16/2006 10:31 pm

That's a lot to fit on a headstone. You just lost all of us Attention-Deficit folks.


akron42 replies on 8/17/2006 7:20 am:
I'll have them write it really small. Or I'll put in on a really big headstone! Actually, I'm being cremated (when I die)and so that will just have to go on a memorial plaque or something.

Eddie5011 42M

8/16/2006 10:49 pm

The message 'I told you I was sick' is what was on Spike Milligans' head stone.


akron42 replies on 8/17/2006 7:21 am:
THANK YOU!!! He knew he had read it somewhere and just loved it.

intierzha 43M

8/17/2006 12:52 am

I'd have to go with Socrates' 'I drank what?!' or simply '42... good enough answer for me'. I don't think I can be somber; had enough of that in my life.

I do like that bit from '13th Warrior'. I prolly should have found room for it on my list... it'd make it into the top 50 or 75 at least, lol.

C.


akron42 replies on 8/17/2006 7:24 am:
You're hilarious C! Maybe I'll go with the "Lo" speech and then put an ass pic or something equally irreverant below it. You're lists are great. I love the quotes best though.

Harpocrates7 42M

8/17/2006 1:15 pm

My Gravestone:

"Hey, don't piss there!"


akron42 replies on 8/19/2006 11:06 am:
Good one!

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
8/17/2006 6:25 pm

None, I'm going the cremation route. But some of my ashes are gonna be put in a party bowl and smoked thru at my wake by my friends (my son guarentees this), and some are going to a stripper friend to use in her bowl. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


akron42 replies on 8/19/2006 11:08 am:
I'm getting creamated too, so I guess that'll be on a plaque or something. I have strict instructions though. I don't want to be embalmed for 3 days and I want a cell phone with a spare battery. If I haven't called after 3 days, go ahead and do it all!

intierzha 43M

8/17/2006 10:55 pm

Just wanted to let you know, finally added a post (and it turned out a whole lot longer than I thought, lol) about my theater years tonight

C.


akron42 replies on 8/19/2006 11:08 am:
I've been away for a day or two, but I'll head on over and check it out. I've been waiting for this! Thanks C!

bucknuts1000 57M
30 posts
8/18/2006 9:47 am

My headstone:

"And you think you're having a rough day?"

or

"What shall I do without Akron42"


akron42 replies on 8/19/2006 11:09 am:
Both good, but I like the second one better!LOL

rm_nicebuns67 49M
28 posts
8/18/2006 1:16 pm

i wanted to forget the rest so i fucked the best, love nicebuns67


akron42 replies on 8/19/2006 11:10 am:
Excellent! Are you gonna list "the best" on there too?LOL BTW, another great pic!

florallei 99F

8/18/2006 7:30 pm

Babe mine will say, "You're going to miss me"...
hugs,
flo


akron42 replies on 8/20/2006 10:33 am:
Flo, a girl after my own heart! You WOULD be missed! I always use the phrase "When I'm rich and famous" and also "You're gonna miss me"!

KC_JJ 53M

8/19/2006 4:59 am

My favorite is Mel Blanc's. The overly gifted voice actor who did all the Warner Bothers Bugs Bunny cartoon type voices for ahwile. It simply says...

That's All Folks


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akron42 replies on 8/20/2006 10:34 am:
That one is wonderful. It suits him so well, being the voice of Bugs and all.

KC_JJ 53M

8/19/2006 5:06 am

My favorite is Mel Blanc's. The overly gifted voice actor who did all the Warner Bothers Bugs Bunny type cartoon voices for awhile. It simply says...

That's All Folks


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