Men and the Signs of the Zodiac  

akawarmwetone 56F  
507 posts
8/3/2006 8:00 pm

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8/23/2007 3:17 am

Men and the Signs of the Zodiac


I thought I'd pick a fun subject to write about tonight...Men and the Signs of the Zodiac. I have had success in "screening" applicants - oops, I mean ...lol, so why not try to select them based on the zodiac sign...lol. Granted about 50% provide a fake date (so this factor will invalidate my scientific research project)... It's not like I'm getting any grant money.

Aries, The Ram - Detached and self indulging...lol. I want someone to "indulge" me....hehehe.

Taurus, The Bull
- You may be head strong, but you're also a strong-willed man. You have a need to protect which I find endearing

Gemini, The Twins
- Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde personality...I usually end up with one on Hyde night I find you Very hard to read...

Cancer, The Crab- Those water signs can be sexy, but the Cancer is the biggest whiner of the zodiac (sorry all you Cancer men, but it's true). Oh, just be quiet...hehehe.

Leo, The Lion - My my such a big strong ego we have...Sometime it means they ooze self confidence (a plus), but sometimes that ego gets in the way and things are said that can't be taken back. Couple with that fact they are feelers (as opposed to thinkers), I guess they just can't help it.

Virgo - Aren't we picky...a place for everything and everything in it's place. Excuse me that I ordered a Riesling with steak.

Libra - Damn killer smile...You should be doing Crest toothpaste commercials...lol. You believe in fairness; usually your version of fairness, but nonetheless fairness. You love to talk about yourself, about life, about me...conversations are abundant when we're together.

Scorpio - The sexiest sign I can pick you out in a crowded room. You ooze sex appeal without even trying. You lead and I will follow

Capricorn - The old man of the zodiac. You believe in tradition...You tend to do something because that's the way it's always been done. Unfortunately, you tend to apply that to your sex life - some old thing...That's one of the factors that lead to the end of my marriage.

Aquarius, The Water bearer - You tend to be standoffish (is that a word). You also make up your own words...lol (ok, I'm an Aquarius). You are not easy to read and don't let your guard down very often. But when you do, it's a beautiful sight You enjoy being quirky - it keeps others guessing and throws them of the trail. Note: Female water bearers are usually squirters...lol.

Pisces, The Fish
- You are the Dominant of the zodiac. You are strong and strong-willed. You are an excellent leader in and out of the bedroom. You are a charmer - to the point that women will submit to you just to be with you (ya think I speak from experience...lol). You know how to make a women feel like she's the only one in the world when you're together. You have fabulous expressive eyes

Well, based on my comments, one might think that I have a thing for Pisces If you anything else to add, please do so!

Enjoy...akaww1

AKA


RocketMan_Len 52M
2325 posts
8/3/2006 8:35 pm

I'm a Virgo... but that ain't me.

How about doing something with the *Chinese* Zodiac...? Under their system, I'm a Dragon.


akawarmwetone replies on 8/4/2006 4:37 pm:
I was just writing based on my experience...I haven't done a lot (if any) "socializing" with a Virgo. So do describe what one could expect from a Virgo

cougarprey4play 40M

8/3/2006 8:45 pm

Quirky? Me...hehehe...


akawarmwetone 56F  
178 posts
8/4/2006 4:41 pm

Chinese zodiac...I would except...ummm...ahhh...well...I'm a rat...lolol

AKA


indyman5 56M
8 posts
8/10/2006 3:44 am

I am a capricorn,yes i believe in tradation.Treating a lady with respect,in and out of the bedroom.Tradational sex.....no way.I believe the woman should be pleased first,in any form it takes to get it done right.


Here2BEZ 36M
1 post
8/17/2006 8:39 am

I'm new on here, and your blogs have been pretty entertaining... Being a pisces, I couldn't read this one without saying hi. Such a flattering description from someone who, based on what I have read, has put a great deal of time and effort into learning what makes people tick... and obviously what makes them tickle. Today is my first day on here, and I will come back If for no other reason than to be updated on your thoughts.

Thank you for writing them


akawarmwetone 56F  
178 posts
8/17/2006 7:13 pm

Thanks for your kind words...More to come when the mood strikes

AKA


slipkid43 59M

8/18/2006 5:28 pm

What about women and the zodiac? Are aquarians drawn by the stars into the troublemaker profession? Enquiring Tauri want to know....(and I am an ENFP on the Meyers Briggs if you are curious, I find this to be much more enlightening than the zodiac...)


akawarmwetone replies on 8/18/2006 7:00 pm:
Women and the Zodiac is scheduled for release soon

slipkid43 59M

8/18/2006 7:47 pm

Is there a trailer for it? You should podcast it!!


slipkid43 59M

9/3/2006 6:29 pm

Has the release party for Women and the Zodiac been pushed back? Another Tom Cruise/Scientology faux paus??


rm_poetss2 58
3 posts
10/18/2006 7:05 pm

should i be hurt? you left out the goat. that is my astrological sign aka capricorn. dont worry for i am a strange character. my blog describes me in fairly good detail. warm wet one, i know just what you are going thru for we became acquainted a while back. i have also suffered managerial cutbacks and being a male poet that puts me on a different plain than the general public to begin with. combine this with the fact the best term to describe me is eclectic and you have the makings of a very odd person. that is me.


rm_xxxlonghair 43M
1506 posts
8/23/2007 2:57 am

Im Aquarius. that pretty much describes me. I'd rather say we embrace our quirkiness.


akawarmwetone 56F  
178 posts
8/23/2007 3:17 am

ROFL I think that at the time I wrote this that a Sagittarius friend was causing me some discern so I ignored the sign altogether. Thanks for the post!

AKA


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