free upgrade for the ladies  

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4/27/2006 4:03 pm

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free upgrade for the ladies


Dear tech support
Last year I upgraded from boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as romance 9.5 and personal attention 6.5 and then installed undesireable programs such as; football 5.0, rugby 4.3 and cricket3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system.I've tried running nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can i do?
Signed
Desperate

Dear Desperate
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command; CI-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications jewellery 2.0 and flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause husband 1.0 to default to grumpy silence 2.5, Happy hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1
Warning Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create snoring loudly
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. you might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot food 3.0 and lingerie 7.7.

Good luck tech support

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