absolutelynormal 56F
6016 posts
4/12/2006 10:18 pm

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Dear Fellow Bloggers,

You gotta start blogging earlier, you guys keep up way too late at night waiting for you to post.

It's been a longweek at work. I'm off work now. So perhaps in the next few days I will be able to post some long, drawn out something or other full of my vanilla sex that some of you seem to like.

I've been visiting other blogs tonight and have decided that I'm the unkinkiest human being on the face of the earth. I like to kiss and be petted and made love to. I don't want anything stuck up my ass or my toes sucked and I definitely don't want to have anything to do with an "alaskan pipeline!!" (thanks [blog pethumility] )I don't wanna do it outside in the car, in a mountainstream or while your dog watches.

I finally answered some my email. I am tired. I get cranky. Not a good time to answer email. I told two guys off. One guy has been asking for my picture. I told him no, that I didn't know him and that if he were only interested in my picture then I wouldn't send it to him even if I knew him. He accused me of playing mind games. Nope. I call a spade a spade, sorry he didn't like it.

Next guy wants me to meet him at the Holiday Inn in a town not too far from me for some sex TONIGHT! I'll pass. He's from out of town, Connecticut to be exact, he sent me the same leter last week. I didn't meet him then either. HELLO, get a clue!

Mac is going to bed now. Alone again, naturally.

rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
4/12/2006 10:27 pm

I'd go for "vanilla sex" anytime! Have you seen my Network pictures? They are all fully clothed, sorry no dick pic's.

absolutelynormal replies on 4/13/2006 6:18 pm:
That's one thing I would never ask for, from anyone and if someone offered to send them I would probably decline. Some things are better left unsaid or shown, but that's just me

rm_mmmgoodnova 106M/106F
1259 posts
4/12/2006 11:31 pm

Some people see what they want to see...or they just didn't read your profile to begin with. I think you've been pretty clear on there.

absolutelynormal replies on 4/13/2006 6:16 pm:
Every week I have to add something else it seems.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
4/13/2006 1:08 am

some just don't get it, others don't want to ....

have fun on yer dayz off

absolutelynormal replies on 4/13/2006 6:13 pm:
Honestly, I wish I did get it and I might, if I opened myself to it but I'm not sure that's possible. At one time I thought it was, and soemtimes I still like to think that, but I'm old and set in my ways.

RogueAgent000 50M

4/13/2006 9:27 am

While I'm sure that you are not the "unkindest" human being on the face of the earth (and more likely the week was long), it's highly probable that you, like the majority of people, just want the same things...what differentiates you and them...? You can actually be honest with what you want on a deeper level...inside. Maybe others have difficulty with that? You seem to have a solid grip on it...anyway, all just my take on it.

absolutelynormal replies on 4/13/2006 6:12 pm:
Rogue, uhmmm I didn't say unkindest, I said unkinkiest. I hope I'm not the most unkind person. Well, I did kill someone in my blog, lol!

docdirk 47M

4/13/2006 5:06 pm

Those damn, insensitive Connecticut men!!!

Your idea of sex sounds so wonderful right now that I may just be blushing. Or maybe it's you.

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

absolutelynormal replies on 4/13/2006 6:10 pm:
I only "know" 2 people from the great state of Connecticut, you're the other one. So the CN boys have a 500 batting average. Hmmm, the thought of sex, would that be a thought with any particular person in mind, or just sex in general?

ps You're the considerate one

RogueAgent000 50M

4/13/2006 9:02 pm

My bad...eyes must have been caked over from all the reading. My apologies...

absolutelynormal replies on 4/13/2006 9:21 pm:
Not a problem, I thought it was kinda funny. I have an astigmatism so everything is smeared. I need to get my eyes checked again.

ProtonicMan 48M

4/14/2006 11:00 am

Vanilla sex? Hell, I'd settle for ricecake sex right now...


absolutelynormal replies on 4/14/2006 2:39 pm:
You do know they vanilla rice cakes, dontcha?

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