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Write with the Wrong words!
Write with the Wrong words!
I'm reposting this because we've had such fun with it here. I am giving everyone "permission" to take this idea back to your own blog and have people "play" with you!
So copy, cut and paste away!
OK, In my 198th post I asked for ideas on this, my 200th. I am going to take a couple of ideas that were given and merge them. My friends Gerson and Intensity came up with these.
This is your mission should you choose to accept it:
Go to an opposite sex blog, look at the keywords.
Take the 1st 10, use them to write a story to post here in my blog.
You may make your story about anything you wish, but since this is a sex site and you're using keywords, it may very well be about sex.
I think this will be great fun. Try to pick someone who is NOT like you. For me, I would have to chose someone like ExPatBrit, course then it would be a story about the porduce counter at the market
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ps you must state who you stole "your" words from and post your story on your own blog too!!
5/28/2006 11:25 pm
Ohhhhh mac, you want another story? I guess I'll have to check out mac's keywords and see what I can come up with |
5/29/2006 12:14 am
absolutelynormal's keywords: love email water chest wear shave thighs clit orgasm shower|
Mac, not feeling her normal self because of a nasty cold in her chest , sat down at her computer to check her email before perusing the new additions to her latest blog.
The usual spam mails were deleted in no time flat and responses were sent to the adoring male fans who promised her the most intense orgasm she'd ever had.
"That just cracks me up!" laughed Mac. She laughed so hard at the idea that she started to choke.
"I need some water" Mac said out loud, although she was the only one home at the time as Chuck was out getting the fixin's for some home made chicken soup. "God, how I love that man sometimes!"
On her way back to the computer, Mac decided she should get out of her work clothes, into something more comfy for the rest of the evening. As she passed the bathroom, she stopped. "Maybe a nice hot, steamy shower will help me feel better."
Reaching behind the shower curtain, Mac turned on the taps and slipped out of her clothes. She stepped into the tub and leaned against the shower wall, letting the steamy hot water spray against her. "Mmmmmm, this was a good idea" Mac thought.
After a few moments, Mac picked up the soap, rubbing it between her hands to get it into a lather. First one arm, then the other she reached across her chest and soaped from shoulder to wrist then back up, slowly moving to lather each breast. She lingered there, rubbing the bar of soap up and down each breast and across her nipples until they stood erect. Her eyes closed, Mac let her head fall back slightly, enjoying the sensation. Her hands then moved across her tummy and headed down towards her thighs. Her fingers moved from side to side, edging closer and closer towards her sweet honey pot. She felt the goose bumps starting to rise as her fingers moved toward her clit. Softly, slowly then working to a more desirable rhythm, it wasn't long before Mac hit her stride and had a very pleasurable orgasm.
Taking a couple of minutes to catch her breath, Mac realized that she should exit the shower and find that something comfy to wear before the Chef got home.
Mac stepped out of the shower and reached for a towel to wrap up in, another to dry with. She rubbed her hair dry first, then her arms. Lifting one foot on to the edge of the tub to dry her legs, Mac sighed.
"I really should have taken the time to shave"
5/29/2006 7:29 am
not like me? you mean not human? |
...okay I didn't exactly know what "keywords" were, or where to find them until today ...but a story I can do ... I put one up just yesterday.
... I think you've started something though ...
5/29/2006 8:39 am
Hey Mac, |
The list is from AhhOhhMmm...
Thankfully there is no video of me coming back from the party, barely enough light to see you lying there sleeping with your breasts hidden but the form of your ass visible through those tight panties, "Mmm....", when your stockings on the floor caused me to trip, Ohh!!!", and lose all hope of pleasuring you that night, "Ahh!!!"