Uncle? Mac wants you!  

absolutelynormal 56F
6016 posts
5/14/2006 7:00 pm

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Uncle? Mac wants you!

Alright you lazy bunch of grunts! Git your ass back to your keyboard and churn out some great blogs! Who am I to be ordering you around soldier? Yeah, you, you know who you are, I'm talking to you! But do you know who I am? I get to order you around cause I am General MacAuthor!

Sunday is upon us, you know what that means dontcha? It means back to work tomorrow for most of you. Yeah, most of this force is made up of guard members, which means you only get to practice those important skills on the weekend. What skills you ask? Blogging skills of course!

Your country (and depends on you, soldier to write bigger, better blogs! Blogs that are entertaining and I daresay, sexy. Blogs that can be read by adults who are friends all across this great land!

I've been awaiting your invasion all day. Now show us all what you're made of.... ewww no, please NO MORE penis pics, I've seen enough today and that's just in my own blog!!

Ok, I'm going on a 6 mile hike (yeah, right) and when I get back I want to see some really fantastic blog postings or I'm calling out the MP's and tossing you all in the brig!!

Djeeper1987 47M

5/14/2006 7:03 pm

YES MA'AM ---- TEN HUT!!! Sarge Jeepers reporting to duty ma'am....

Carpe Diem

absolutelynormal replies on 5/15/2006 7:25 am:
Git to blogging Mister!!

RogueAgent000 50M

5/14/2006 7:15 pm

Are we allowed conjugal visits if we are sent to the brig ma'am?

absolutelynormal replies on 5/14/2006 7:20 pm:
Absolutely NOT!

rm_mmmgoodnova 105M/105F
1259 posts
5/14/2006 7:15 pm

I always flout authority...

absolutelynormal replies on 5/14/2006 7:22 pm:
And you Nova, with all those writing skills, git your ass outta my blog and start writing something for all of the other soldiers to read! We're bored out here!!!

RogueAgent000 50M

5/14/2006 7:23 pm

    Quoting RogueAgent000:
    Are we allowed conjugal visits if we are sent to the brig ma'am?
Can I appeal to a high authority...where's my C.O.!

absolutelynormal replies on 5/14/2006 7:25 pm:
Mac points to the 5 stars on her hat

jdocfunguy 50M

5/14/2006 8:12 pm

I'm in awe of your creativity. Anything that I write pales in comparison. Show me to my cell now.....

absolutelynormal replies on 5/14/2006 8:25 pm:
Jdoc, I've been here for about 8 hours off and on today. I'm bored, I have to come up with ways to amuse myself since it seems that only sexydisaster30 and I are posting blogs today. I mean, what do you guys think this is, a freaking holiday or something?

ProtonicMan 47M

5/14/2006 9:09 pm

Hey! I posted on Sunday. And it's only 8 minutes into Monday. Give me a break, General.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/14/2006 11:02 pm:
Well OK, but only because you've assisted this General with tactical maneuvers!

rm_mmmgoodnova 105M/105F
1259 posts
5/14/2006 9:17 pm

Okay, Sgt. Mac sir/ma'am, I've done as you've ordered, pounded that sucker out in about 30 minutes so I'm not responsible for typos, sir/ma'am and now I'm going to bed before you make me clean the latrine with a toothbrush!

absolutelynormal replies on 5/14/2006 9:23 pm:
Nighynight... I mean Good work private Nova!!

chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
5/14/2006 10:53 pm

If the country depends on my blogging ability, it's time to abandon ship!

absolutelynormal replies on 5/14/2006 11:01 pm:
shhh it's the country of AdultFriendFinder, not the USA, but don't tell the army that. They think they're gonna blog like hell for our country!

rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
5/14/2006 11:55 pm

I work every weekend. Friday through Tuesday. Someone has to develope your film!

absolutelynormal replies on 5/15/2006 7:27 am:
Then you have no excuse Corporal Paul!!! Blog, blog, blog!!

ilsuconu 56M

5/15/2006 5:27 am

MA'AM, YES MA'AM! (He shouts, with the others, standing in ranks at attention.)
I WASN'T SMIRKING, MA'AM! (He tries to explain when the General gets in his face and tells him to "Wipe that smirk off your face.")
MA'AM??? (He asks for clarification when the General orders him to assume the position and give her 50, while she herself begins to undress then lays on the ground in front of him spread eagle.)
OH MA'AM... HELL YESSSSS MA'AM!!!(He says as he prepares to obey an order from a superior officer, because it's a bad thing to refuse an order from s superior officer!)

absolutelynormal replies on 5/15/2006 7:30 am:
hmmm, I wonder if I would get dereliction of duty or sumpin, be court martialed for fraternizing with the enlisted men. I wonder if Seriously_Real knows anything about Military law. At ease soldier, I must get these questions answered first!

ilsuconu 56M

5/15/2006 8:02 am

You're covered... General's Privilege to interpret the rules!

Helper874 45M

5/16/2006 9:36 pm

I did, I did Sir...I mean Maam..... Loved this one too. And You need to keep us in order...ROFL. Chat with You later.....Your friend, Helper

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
5/17/2006 6:11 am

Good work Major Helper! Nice post. Good example.

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