Uhoh, Mac blogs on Ambien  

absolutelynormal 56F
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5/7/2006 9:03 pm

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Uhoh, Mac blogs on Ambien

OK, you can see that picture down there in a couple of blogs previous to this one... I really hate it that the first picture I posted on here was of some chicks foot covered in supposed semen. I actually found it for some pedicure thing. NOT my foot and definitely not my foot jacked off upon, lol

I'm tired of fooling with shavemytoes stuff, I've met the requirements for my dare. I think I will leave the profile up and see what kind of pervy people email me.

I really expect expatbrit to show up there and beg her (me) to come to Canada and shave his legs. He's the perviest of the pervs ya know.

Now, I'm gonna tell you all a secret.... shhhhh! I have a pervy brain, I just don't let the body do what the brain thinks, otherwise I'd being fucking my brains (or what's left of them) out at all times.

I'd be at work saying something like "hey baby, you gotta stop thrusting so hard, I'm trying to start this IV."

Driving to work, have a wreck cause I was giving road head, AGAIN.

The phone rings, I answer, "no Mom, I'm not busy (waving him away with my hands)" Hey wait, that's really happened!

Damn, I can't blog cause I can't see the screen, his face is in the way!

OK, you know I'm just kidding.

Maybe, maybe not.

I was talking to another blogger on the phone (yeah some guys aren't afraid to call Mac!) tonight. I was telling him that I have a garage full of boxes. He said he would come break them down for me.

Mac heard the word "box" and converted it into something else. He didn't catch it. It took him a few minutes. He's decently pervy, so where does that leave Mac?

I should do a poll, Mac...pervy or nonpervy. Let the bloggers decide. Hmmmm

ProtonicMan 48M

5/8/2006 5:48 pm

Mac, you are pervy. You just exercise restraints.

Maybe the guy was just trying to be a gentleman. Yeah, I know, fat chance.


absolutelynormal replies on 5/8/2006 9:40 pm:
I don't have any handcuffs!!

jdocfunguy 50M

5/8/2006 8:01 pm

Isn't Ambien a wonderful drug? I love when I take one before chatting and wake up 4 hours later with the chat room still running wondering what in the hell I said.

Mac, you are not pervy. Most people probably think of sex while doing routine tasks. Plus, to be pervy, you would need to use typically non-sexual devices for pleasure. I haven't seen you do that yet.

As for talking on the phone, I've spoken with others from here. We just haven't exchanged numbers yet, but I'm sure we'll get around to it.

absolutelynormal replies on 5/8/2006 9:42 pm:
OK TJ votes pervy, doc votes nonpervy. Who knows me better? TJ.

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